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[Anthoni_c]

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

#include <string>

int main ( int argc , char* argv[] )
{

string repsonse;

cout << "I wonder if Garry thinks this is dumb?" << endl;
cout << "Do you Garry? ";
cin >> response;
cout << endl << "Garry's Response: " << response

return 0;

}

[mdakin]

[QUOTE=h2ooooooo;17546818]Line 1 failure: Short tag
Line 2 failure: Nothing called thisthread, you could've obviously made it either a function or a variable but no.
Line 3 failure: $gay isn't set to anything, since line 2 failed
Line 4 failure: Short tag is not really a valid start, hence there's no end[/QUOTE]

I dont really care to be honest.

[JasperWB]

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main ()
{
char Answer;

cout << "I wonder, do I really give a fuck about this thread? I mean, this is kinda weird" << endl;
cout << "Giving a fuck today? (Y/N): ";
cin >> Answer;

if  (Answer == 'Y' || Answer == 'y')
{
	cout << endl << "Hell I guess I do give a fuck." << endl;
}
else if (Answer == 'N' || Answer == 'n')
{
	cout << endl << "As I thought, this blows. Time for Second Life." <<endl;
}
else
{
	cout << endl << "Guess I didn't feel like entering shit right into MY OWN " <<endl; 
	cout << "freaking code. Fail" << endl;
}

system("PAUSE");
return 0;

}

[Wickedgenius]

[QUOTE=Fangz;17546480]01010100011010000110100101110011001000000110100101110011001000000110000100100000011100100110010101110000011011000111100100101110001000000100100101110100001000000111010101110011011101010110000101101100011011000111100100100000011000110110111101101110011101000110000101101001011011100111001100100000011011110111000001101001011011100110100101101111011011100111001100100000011100100110010101101100011000010111010001101001011011100110011100100000011101000110111100100000011101000110100001100101001000000110111101110100011010000110010101110010001000000111000001100001011100100111010001111001001001110111001100100000011100100110010101110011011100000110111101101110011100110110010100101110[/QUOTE]

#include <iostream>

int main()
{

std::cout << "Was going to post that binary in binary but it would have made a fucking long post." << std::endl;
std::cout << "Also I am sad enough to write full code which should compile properly as well." << std::endl;
std::cout << "Although I'm not sure about the next line." << std::endl;

std::cin.get();

return 0;

}

[florian]

#include <iostream.h>

using namepace std;

void main(void) {
    cout << "Spot the (obvious) problems with my code." << "\n";
}

[t0rento]

[QUOTE=florian;17547594]

#include <iostream.h>

using namepace std;

void main(void) {
    cout << "Spot the (obvious) problems with my code." << "\n";
}

[/QUOTE]

[cpp]
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
void out(const std::string& message)
{
std::cout << "Message: " << message << std::endl;
}

int main(int argc, char** argv)
{
out("iostream.h is a C header, should be iostream");
out("void main(void) is incorrect, should be int main(int argc, char** argv) or int main()");
out("using namespace std; while not necessarily incorrect, is a waste since it imports the entire namespace into the global namespace");
out("\n while usable is less portable then it's counterpart, std::endl");
out("Hi")
}
[/cpp]

[r4nk_]

This is what happened when garry posts about the programming forum on his blog

[JJJohan]

// Technically this is perfectly legitimate.

[XelaX]

@ECHO OFF
: Penis
echo Oh hai guise
goto Penis

[Marlamin]

<?php
echo "What the fuck are you guys doing? This is sad on so many levels.";
?>

[FHamster]

function getNewPost( pid:Object ):Void
{
     if ( pid.getContent == "Binary")
     {
          pid.ratePost( "box" );
      }
}

[Swedman]

public class Main
{
    public static void main(String[] args)
    {
        System.out.println("Meh.");
    }
}

[noctune9]

[cpp]this->ratings.add(new box());[/cpp]

[r4nk_]

Stupidest thread ever

[pdkm931]

01010011 01101111 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01110101 01110000 00100000 01100110 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 01110010 01110011 00111111 00100000 01001000 01100001 01110110 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100110 01110101 01101110 00111111 00100000 00111010 01000100

53 6f 20 77 68 61 74 27 73 20 75 70 20 66 65 6c 6c 6f 77 20 63 6f 64 65 72 73 3f 20 48 61 76 69 6e 67 20 66 75 6e 3f 20 3a 44

[Marlamin]

Whats with the auto-dumb ratings again? Or is someone just rating everyone dumb?

[pdkm931]

I think someone is rating us dumb :saddowns:

[Crazy Quebec]

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "Why hallo thar!"
KTHXBYE

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE]:v:[/url] <-

[jordguitar]

default
{
    state_entry()
    {
        llSay(0, "Guys, this is fucking stupid.");
    }

    touch_start(integer total_number)
    {
        llSay(0, "DONT TOUCH ME!");
    }
}

[weltensturm]

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

char chars[]={' ','a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z'};
const int diggits=5;
int idx[diggits]={8,5,12,12,15};

int main()
{
	int i;
	for(i=0; diggits>=i; i++)
	{
		cout<<chars[idx[i]];
	}
	cout<<endl;
	system("pause");
}

where is your god now?

[haza55]

for(size_t i = 0; i < 0xFFFFFFFF; i++)
{
     free((void *)i);
}