Fake Programming Language

[ioc]

myGame = new VideoGame("call of gears of halo");
myGame.copyElements("halo");
myGame.copyElements("gears of war");
myGame.copyElements("call of duty 4");
myGame.enemies = {"terrorists", "aliens"};
myGame.bestGraphicsEver = hell yeh;
myGame.add("huge ass bazooka machine gun laser rifle that kills everything");
myGame.console = "xbox"; // teh ps3 sucks it has no games

[jmazouri]

[QUOTE=ioc;17001429]

myGame = new VideoGame("call of gears of halo");
myGame.copyElements("halo");
myGame.copyElements("gears of war");
myGame.copyElements("call of duty 4");
myGame.enemies = {"terrorists", "aliens"};
myGame.bestGraphicsEver = hell yeh;
myGame.add("huge ass bazooka machine gun laser rifle that kills everything");
myGame.console = "xbox"; // teh ps3 sucks it has no games

[/QUOTE]

No.
Just no.

[Scoooooby]

CreateScript helloworld01;
        DisplayMessage: "Hello"
               MessageTextFont: Verdana
               MessageTextColor: Red
        Spacer
        DisplayMessage: "World"
               MessageTextFont: Arial
               MessageTextColor: Green
        End
/CreateScript helloworld01

[fpmankills]

   userget.ip; //get visitors ip
   scanip; //read contents of the ip
 end

   scan;browser-get //find the browser being used
   save"browser" //save the browser to the users cookies
 end

   read"browser" //read the browser cookie
if.browser=fire_fox {goto.ammount=1} //if the browser is read as firefox, go to local #1
if.browser=chrome {goto.ammount=2} //if the browser is read as chrome, go to local #2
if.browser=safari {goto.ammount=3} //if the browser is read as safari, go to local #3
if.browser=sware_iron {goto.ammount=4} //if the browser is read as iron, go to local #4
if.browser=ie# {goto.ammount=5} //if the browser is read as internetexplorer, go to local #5
if.browser=~ {goto.ammount=6} //if the browser is none of the above, go to local #6
 end

  local ammount=1 //define ammount #1
print "THAT FOX IS ON FIRE!!!!" //display text
 end

  local ammount=2 //define ammount #2
print "I LIKEY DE SHINY CHROME!" //display text
 end

  local ammount=3 //define ammount #3
print "IEY AHA LETS GO ON A SAFARI!" //display text
 end

  local ammount=4 //define ammount #4
print "I AM IRON MAN" //display text
 end

  local ammount=5 //define ammount #5
print "Please oh please change your browser." //display text
 end

  local ammount=6 //define ammount #6
print "Why hello there Mr. IUSEABROWSERNOBODYHASEVERHEARDOF" //display text
 end

 if.cookie "browser"=false //if the cookie cannot be found
print "This script cannot work without cookies enabled. //display text
  end

.code
   end

[ioc]

[QUOTE=jmazouri;17003088][img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=13994&dateline=1232952227[/img][/QUOTE]
no, just no.

[DarkSpirit05er]

//GAME CREATION PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

%load |allLibrariesSDKsAndEverythingThatExists|
%compress loadPackage

myGame
{
     crysis
}

[editline]07:15PM[/editline]

Rated myself dumb.

[Deco Da Man]

Lua++
Lua, but with the backend written in C++ (not C) and support for threading.
I'll use @ as the 'thread' operator, being place just like '.' but it takes no name afterwards. It returns the type 'thread' that has methods such as call (also __call metamethod), setpriority, wait, halt, pause, resume, etc. Functions such as 'wait' will accept the number of seconds to block (with 0 as non-blocking and <0 as infinite) and return true if successful, false if timed out and then their normal return values (like pcall).
[lua]
local str = ""
function f(s)
str = str..s
end
local tf = f@
tf("Hello ")
-- tf.wait(-1) -- As this line is commented, the result can be "Hello world!", "world!Hello " or even just "world!".
str = str.."world!"
print(str)
[/lua]

[b]Edit:[/b] And it would also have support for C++ bitwise operators such as &, |, << and >>. Not exclusive or (^), however, as it will conflict with exponential and can be done with the other symbols anyway.

[b]Edit:[/b] Maybe even assignment operators could be included, like +=, -=, *=, etc

[BoingBoing]

The greatest language you will ever see.

[lua][/lua]

And you don't even have to write anything.

[Dlaor]

Something out of boredom.
[cpp]use "main";
use "main.convert";
use "main.math";

defineFunction( main, func:

callFunction( print, "Hello world!" );
defineVar( returnval, 0 );
setVar( returnval, callReturnFunction( getInput, "Type your name here" ) );

callFunction( print, "Hello, " ++ convert.toString( returnval ) ++ "! Nice to see you!" );
callFunction( printLine() );

setVar( returnval, callReturnFunction( getInput, "Type a calculation here" ) );
defineVar( calculated, callFunctionCatch( math.calculate( returnval ), "Error while calculating!" ) );

if ( calculated == successful )
{
callFunction( print, "Answer: " ++ convert.ToString( calculated ) );
}
callFunction( waitForChar ); //Pause

)[/cpp]

[Bingybob]

new class Game
{
  function(Game)
  {
     Create(Best Game Ever)
  }

}
end

[r4nk_]

can we stop with the make(game) jokes?

I can't be the only one who finds them incredibly lame.

[The Pink Scotti]

 Fakelang v2.0 Console:
send "password_trojan.exe" -email "[e-mail]"
load "password_leaker.exe" -src "[e-mail]"
---------------Leaking password from "[e-mail]"...---------------
---------------LEAKED---------------
|| user: admin
|| password: lolhai
login -site "Earth.com" -user "admin" -password "lolhai"
*Welcome to Earth*
access [e-mail] -access DISK C:
Changed directory to [e-mail]//C:
load cmd
[e-mail]//C:> xcopy hl2ep3 C:
ERROR: Can't find folder
exit

FAIL

[Irk89]

My new language wouldn't be in english something between C and python

heltal main
{
    heltal myInt = 5;
    om myInt == 5
    {
        trycka "Hello World"
    }
    dö 0
}

[jA_cOp]

[QUOTE=Irk89;17207671]My new language wouldn't be in english something between C and python

heltal main
{
    heltal myInt = 5;
    om myInt == 5
    {
        trycka "Hello World"
    }
    [highlight]dö[/highlight]
}

[/QUOTE]
Kind of pessimistic program </3

[Irk89]

dö lyckligt

is that better? lol

[Skipcast]

&#1055;&#1088;&#1080;&#1074;&#1077;&#1090; &#1084;&#1080;&#1088;

pure programming :smug:

[midlet_guy]

Lutche zdarova mir :D

[r4nk_]

Way to make me feel excluded

[Wingar]

myGame = new VideoGame("Iron Man (ACTUALLY FOLLOWS THE STORY!)");
myGame.Add("Modern Graphics for Xbox 360/PS3/PC Basic Wii Sports level Graphics for Wii");
myGame.Add("Great Controls");
myGame.Add("Great Animated Cut scenes that follow Story");
myGame.Add("Awesome Multiplayer & Customisability for Multi);
myGame.Remove("Upgrade System");
myGame.Add("Iron Man Movie Storyline");
myGame.console = "All 7th Mainstream Gen";

[r4nk_]

[QUOTE=wingless;17224772]

myGame = new VideoGame("Iron Man (ACTUALLY FOLLOWS THE STORY!)");
myGame.Add("Modern Graphics for Xbox 360/PS3/PC Basic Wii Sports level Graphics for Wii");
myGame.Add("Great Controls");
myGame.Add("Great Animated Cut scenes that follow Story");
myGame.Add("Awesome Multiplayer & Customisability for Multi);
myGame.Remove("Upgrade System");
myGame.Add("Iron Man Movie Storyline");
myGame.console = "All 7th Mainstream Gen";

[/QUOTE]

Read my fucking post.

ITS NOT FUNNY.

GET OUT.

[Wingar]

[QUOTE=r4nk_;17224778]Read my fucking post.

ITS NOT FUNNY.

GET OUT.[/QUOTE]

No you.
Just get over it, I'm trying to make a point not be funny.

[ZeekyHBomb]

[QUOTE=wingless;17224801]No you.
Just get over it, I'm trying to make a point not be funny.[/QUOTE]

Then you, sir, are in the wrong thread.

[Jawalt]

[QUOTE='-[ Fizzadar ]-;16842398']

print 'Hello World';

Simplicity is key.[/QUOTE]

There are quite a few languages that that code would compile and run just like that. To name two, Lua and BASIC. Actually nevermind, you'd need "s not 's.

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/lolbasic.jpg[/IMG]

[iPope]

[QUOTE=Jawalt;17287951]There are quite a few languages that that code would compile and run just like that. To name two, Lua and FreeBASIC.[/QUOTE]

remove the ; and you get python!

[Goldenspoon]

Class Girlfriend:
    Girlfriend.Cupsize='D';
    Girlfriend.Hair='Brunette';
    Girlfriend.Eyes='Blue';
    Girlfriend.Name='Sandra';

Girlfriend.GiveHead();
Girlfriend.MakeSandwich('Bacon","Cheese","lettuce");

SYNTAX ERROR ON LINE 1: 
'Class Girlfriend:'
Girlfriend is non-existant.

:sigh:

[Jawalt]

She should make the sandwich before she gives head, it'd be nice to have a sandwich and a chick giving you head at the same time.

[efeX]

[QUOTE=Goldenspoon;17289331]

Class Girlfriend:
    Girlfriend.Cupsize='D';
    Girlfriend.Hair='Brunette';
    Girlfriend.Eyes='Blue';
    Girlfriend.Name='Sandra';

Girlfriend.GiveHead();
Girlfriend.MakeSandwich('Bacon","Cheese","lettuce");

SYNTAX ERROR ON LINE 1: 
'Class Girlfriend:'
Girlfriend is non-existant.

:sigh:[/QUOTE]

lol

[iPope]

More like

SYNTAX ERROR ON LINE 7:
Class Girlfriend has no method GiveHead()

Wait, am I missing the joke?

[HubmaN]

That isn't a syntax error...

[iPope]

Don't get picky now. :eng101: