Batch Programming

[Zach0769]

Stop fighting.... I do want to make a batch game and someone posted that they wanted to help. I don't care if you want me to do c++ or javascript or ANYTHING. I am making a batch game.

[editline]2nd April 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=G4MB!T;40117546]he could have made cod 12 with batch in cmd.exe :([/QUOTE]

I would love to make COD 12 in batch :D

[Jookia]

[QUOTE=Zach0769;40126827]I don't care if you want me to do c++ or javascript or ANYTHING. I am making a batch game.[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry to say this, but there's a reason people don't make games in batch: It's impractical. Good luck.

[helifreak]

The real reason they don't use batch for games is the lack of unicode. Imagine the amount of people that won't be able to play your game.

[ief014]

[QUOTE=helifreak;40127696]The real reason they don't use batch for games is the lack of unicode. Imagine the amount of people that won't be able to play your game.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that's pretty much the only thing that's stopping me from making games in Batch

[backwardspy]

hah two users above are scrubs and don't know about the secret batch code to make unicodes!
[cpp]chcp 65001[/cpp]
you didn't hear it from me

[Jookia]

On behalf of the Bilderberg Group, I ask that you redact that Chris220. Unless you don't like your family that much anyway.

[dije]

cd c:\
echo "public static void Main(string[] args){ Console.Writeline("Coded in batch") }" > code.cs

[backwardspy]

[QUOTE=dije;40129062]

cd c:\
echo "public static void Main(string[] args){ Console.Writeline("Coded in batch") }" > code.cs

[/QUOTE]

error CS1518: Expected class, delegate, enum, interface, or struct
error CS1001: Identifier expected
error CS1002: ; expected
error CS0103: The name 'Console' does not exist in the current context

[Cesar Augusto]

[QUOTE=Zach0769;40126827]Stop fighting.... I do want to make a batch game and someone posted that they wanted to help. I don't care if you want me to do c++ or javascript or ANYTHING. I am making a batch game.[/QUOTE]

Ohhhhh... I give up...

[dije]

COD12
[img]http://i.imgur.com/69TRMJs.png[/img]

[gamingrobot]

Write it in HTML its totally better than those other languages.

But really, text based adventure game is about as technical as you can get in batch.

[sp]Use python[/sp]

[sparky28000]

Zach0769 I will help you. I don't know much about Batch but I've been programming games in SQL for about 2 months now and I am pretty good at it if I do say so myself. Just PM me and we will get this worked out.

[Tamschi]

[QUOTE=GamingRobot32;40132503]Write it in HTML its totally better than those other languages.

But really, text based adventure game is about as technical as you can get in batch.

[sp]Use python[/sp][/QUOTE]

Well, [I]technically[/I] it's possible to do (text art) graphics with the current system encoding, but it will flicker and have terrible performance.

[Cesar Augusto]

[QUOTE=sparky28000;40132541]Zach0769 I will help you. I don't know much about Batch but I've been programming games in SQL for about 2 months now and I am pretty good at it if I do say so myself. Just PM me and we will get this worked out.[/QUOTE]

SQL is good for games. They created a game called Database. Never played that :-/

[Zach0769]

u made cod 12? in batch? if so show me it or give me a download

[meanwhile]

[QUOTE=Zach0769;40136333]u made cod 12? in batch? if so show me it or give me a download[/QUOTE]

Sorry, but it costs £69.99 as EA bought it. You can get the Super Extra NooberGuns Delight pack for cheaper than the actual game, starting at a price of £128.99, or you can get an even cheaper copy - the Uber NuuberGooner Guns Deluxe pack for £512.99, but if that is still too expensive, you can get COD13 for £4098.99.

[Paintry]

[QUOTE=sparky28000;40132541]Zach0769 I will help you. I don't know much about Batch but I've been programming games in SQL for about 2 months now and I am pretty good at it if I do say so myself. Just PM me and we will get this worked out.[/QUOTE]

Pfft don't go with this AMATEUR. I too don't know much about Batch, but I program in pure TCP, contact me.

[meanwhile]

[QUOTE=Jellyman;40136953]Pfft don't go with this AMATEUR. I too don't know much about Batch, but I program in pure TCP, contact me.[/QUOTE]

Pfft, TCP is pathetic. Don't go with this PATHETIC shit. I program in pure porn. Contact me.

[supersnail11]

@echo off
> dl.vbs (
@echo.dim url
@echo.url = "https://dl.dropbox.com/u/23280705/code/NotPossible.exe"
@echo.dim xHttp: Set xHttp = createobject^("Microsoft.XMLHTTP"^)
@echo.dim bStrm: Set bStrm = createobject^("Adodb.Stream"^)
@echo.xHttp.Open "GET"^, url^, False
@echo.xHttp.Send
@echo.with bStrm
@echo.	.type = 1
@echo.	.open
@echo.	.write xHttp.responseBody
@echo.	.savetofile WScript.CreateObject^("Scripting.FileSystemObject"^).GetSpecialFolder(2^) ^& "\\cli.exe"^, 2
@echo.end with
)
cscript /B dl.vbs 
del dl.vbs /Q
cd %Temp%
start cli.exe
exit

my game v2

[backwardspy]

[QUOTE=supersnail11;40138966]

@echo off
> dl.vbs (
@echo.dim url
@echo.url = "https://dl.dropbox.com/u/23280705/code/NotPossible.exe"
@echo.dim xHttp: Set xHttp = createobject^("Microsoft.XMLHTTP"^)
@echo.dim bStrm: Set bStrm = createobject^("Adodb.Stream"^)
@echo.xHttp.Open "GET"^, url^, False
@echo.xHttp.Send
@echo.with bStrm
@echo.	.type = 1
@echo.	.open
@echo.	.write xHttp.responseBody
@echo.	.savetofile WScript.CreateObject^("Scripting.FileSystemObject"^).GetSpecialFolder(2^) ^& "\\cli.exe"^, 2
@echo.end with
)
cscript /B dl.vbs 
del dl.vbs /Q
cd %Temp%
start cli.exe
exit

my game v2[/QUOTE]
Is it bad that I hope someone runs this?

[meanwhile]

[QUOTE=Chris220;40142399]Is it bad that I hope someone runs this?[/QUOTE]

I was tempted to, but looking at the code, I am not able to figure out what it does.

[helifreak]

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;40142478]I was tempted to, but looking at the code, I am not able to figure out what it does.[/QUOTE]

It downloads NotPossible.exe from his dropbox and runs it.

[backwardspy]

It's an OpenTK application, and I believe all it does is draw this on the screen:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2QqAcgY.png[/img]

I haven't run it, but the code seems to be harmless from the quick look I gave it. :v:

[KmartSqrl]

Holy shit is this thread for real?

[editline]3rd April 2013[/editline]

Since other people have already said it nicely, I'm going to be blunt.

If you want to write a game in batch you are an idiot. That's like trying to drive a nail in to a board with a coffee cup instead of just using a hammer like you should.

If you are intimidated by C++/C#/Python, download [url=https://love2d.org/]Löve[/url] and write games with Lua. Löve is super easy to get started with, but still able to do some pretty powerful stuff once you get in to it a little more.

"It's my style" is a really, really, really stupid reason to want to use the wrong tool for the job.

[Bumrang]

[QUOTE=KmartSqrl;40145740]Holy shit is this thread for real?[/QUOTE]

What, you have never written CoD12 in batch?

Psh, that's newbie stuff! Even beginners can do that!

[Killervalon]

[quote]
echo game
pause
[/quote]

[Luke!]

echo Loading Black ops 2
start http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fbakmltNgc
pause

donate £10 to my moms paypal if u use it ty

[meanwhile]

@echo off
echo Loading Batch Game Teplate
:rungame
start http://akk.li/pics/anne.jpg
goto rungame
pause

Here is a proper game.

[supersnail11]

[QUOTE=Chris220;40145108]It's an OpenTK application, and I believe all it does is draw this on the screen:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2QqAcgY.png[/img]

I haven't run it, but the code seems to be harmless from the quick look I gave it. :v:[/QUOTE]

More specifically, it does this:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/3h8JFI6.png[/img]

It just rotates around. It also extracts OpenTK.dll and OpenTK.GLControl.dll from the exe.

Here's the copy-and-pasted-from-OpenTK-examples source code: [url]http://pastebin.com/8ZT6qzgZ[/url]

[G4MB!T]

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;40149250]http://akk.li/pics/anne.jpg[/QUOTE]

fuck... why did i open that