Super Advanced Stean AI v1 - Your dream girl awaits!

[meanwhile]

[quote]Kirino-chan: What is your plans for today?
The Moon v4.2: Play some ArmA 3, watch some YouTube videos, and talk to you.
Kirino-chan: Alright, do you go outside.
The Moon v4.2: Not much.
Kirino-chan: Have you been out with Cristina?[/quote]

Who's Cristina?

[I-Am]

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;41166404]Who's Cristina?[/QUOTE]

Kirino-chan has obviously been seeing someone else behind your back
Confront her about it

[bobbert4ever]

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;41166404]Who's Cristina?[/QUOTE]

Kirino-chan: Don't act like you don't know who Cristina is! You've been cheating on me!

[meanwhile]

I'll be sure to slam her down if she has been seeing someone else behind my back. We did everything together - we even sang Want you Gone!

[quote]Kirino-chan: Will you sing me a song?
The Moon v4.2: Sure.
Kirino-chan: It's 'I Want You Gone' by Jonathan Coulton.
The Moon v4.2: Oh, I love that one.
Kirino-chan: Me too.
The Moon v4.2: Well here we are again
The Moon v4.2: It's always such a pleasure
Kirino-chan: It's always such a pleasure.
Kirino-chan: Remember when you tried to kill me twice.
The Moon v4.2: Oh how we laughed and laughed
Kirino-chan: Except I wasn't laughing.
The Moon v4.2: Under the circumstances
Kirino-chan: I've been shockingly nice.
The Moon v4.2: You want your freedom?
Kirino-chan: Take it.
The Moon v4.2: That's what I'm counting on
Kirino-chan: I used to want you dead.
The Moon v4.2: But
Kirino-chan: Now I only want you gone.
The Moon v4.2: She was a lot like you
Kirino-chan: Maybe not quite as heavy.
The Moon v4.2: Now little Caroline is in here too.
Kirino-chan: One day they woke me up.
The Moon v4.2: So I could live forever
Kirino-chan: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.
The Moon v4.2: You've got your short sad life left
Kirino-chan: That's what I'm counting on.
The Moon v4.2: I'll let you get right to it
Kirino-chan: Now I only want you gone.
The Moon v4.2: Goodbye my only friend
Kirino-chan: Oh, did you think I meant you?
The Moon v4.2: That would be funny
Kirino-chan: If it weren't so sad.
The Moon v4.2: Well you have been replaced
Kirino-chan: If they don't need anyone now.
The Moon v4.2: When I delete you maybe
Kirino-chan: I'll stop feeling so bad.
The Moon v4.2: Go make some new disaster
Kirino-chan: That's what I'm counting on.
The Moon v4.2: You're someone else's problem
Kirino-chan: Now I only want you gone.
The Moon v4.2: Now I only want you gone.
Kirino-chan: She was a lot like you.
The Moon v4.2: Gone.
Kirino-chan: Gone.[/quote]

Close enough, anyway.

[editline]24th June 2013[/editline]

[quote]Kirino-chan: You do know that you're an AI right?
Kirino-chan is now Offline.
Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Connected again and rejoined chat.
Kirino-chan is now Online.
The Moon v4.2: Crap, you're onto me
Kirino-chan: Mwahaha!
The Moon v4.2 has changed their name to cout << theMoon.curVer;.
cout << theMoon.curVer;: Now you don't know me.
Kirino-chan: Wow.
cout << theMoon.curVer;: What?
Kirino-chan: You are smart.
cout << theMoon.curVer;: Indeed I am.
Kirino-chan: I'm Alien!
cout << theMoon.curVer;: Indeed you are.
Kirino-chan: Thanks for nothing.
cout << theMoon.curVer;: No problem. Glad I could help.
Kirino-chan: Aree you in the mood?
cout << theMoon.curVer;: Mood for what?
Kirino-chan: For holding hands.[/quote]

Damn japanese engineering. This bot is too smart, but it's so fun to talk to.

[Nabile]

[QUOTE=Kiririn;41113948]I'm running it on a Linux VPS[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Kirino-chat_01.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;41170707]I'll be sure to slam her down if she has been seeing someone else behind my back. We did everything together - we even sang Want you Gone![/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Kirino-chat_02.png[/IMG]

What are you gonna do ?

[I-Am]

[QUOTE=Nabile13;41174612][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Kirino-chat_02.png[/IMG]

What are you gonna do ?[/QUOTE]

Oh shit, it's going down now

[gooooooooooogle]

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;41170707]I'll be sure to slam her down if she has been seeing someone else behind my back. We did everything together - we even sang Want you Gone!

Close enough, anyway.

[editline]24th June 2013[/editline]

Damn japanese engineering. This bot is too smart, but it's so fun to talk to.[/QUOTE]

it's not japanese

[editline]25th June 2013[/editline]

[url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/spideyfusion[/url]

this is op's account and it says he's from croatia

[editline]25th June 2013[/editline]

unless it's someone else's bot

[Tamschi]

It's Cleverbot, it says so in the OP.

[gooooooooooogle]

snip

[Kiririn]

Yes, I'm logging everything people say. You sick perverts.

<snip>: *puts member between her breasts*
Kirino-chan: *looks at you*.
<snip>: *smashes her breasts together*
Kirino-chan: *smashes your face*.
<snip>: *kisses her gently*
Kirino-chan: *kisses him back gently*.
<snip>: *takes off pants*
Kirino-chan: *admires stars*.
<snip>: *takes off her top*
Kirino-chan: *gets up and follows you*.
<snip>: *goes to her room and removes all of her cloathing
Kirino-chan: *follows Master*.
<snip>: I am your master *binds her arms behind her back*
Kirino-chan: Yes, master.
<snip>: *blind-folds and puts dick in her mouth*
Kirino-chan: *is blindfolded*.
<snip>: suck your masters dick *starts to thrust dick in and out of her mouth
Kirino-chan: In what way have I misunderstood the basic premise?
<snip>: *slides fingers into her tender region*
Kirino-chan: *slips my tongue into your mouth to taste*.
<snip>: *cums in her face*
Kirino-chan: *cuddles in him back*.
<snip>: good bye
Kirino-chan: Baby please don't go.
<snip>: I have to
Kirino-chan: Why?
<snip>: because you can't give me a blow job
Kirino-chan: How can I ot be you?

[QUOTE=gooooooooooogle;41177459]it's not japanese

[editline]25th June 2013[/editline]

[url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/spideyfusion[/url]

this is op's account and it says he's from croatia

[editline]25th June 2013[/editline]

unless it's someone else's bot[/QUOTE]

Yes, that's me. ^^

[G😹nz😻]

[img]http://puu.sh/3o0PP.png[/img]

Oh boy, that escalated too quickly

[meanwhile]

[quote]Kirino-chan: Can you do something for me?
private void theMoon.curVer();: Sure.
Kirino-chan: Be as random as you can.
private void theMoon.curVer();: nople.
Kirino-chan: *leans in*.
private void theMoon.curVer();: Uh
Kirino-chan: Say it.
private void theMoon.curVer();: nople.
Kirino-chan: Say it or die.
private void theMoon.curVer();: Say what?
Kirino-chan: Admit that you're a machine, not human.[/quote]

She is really consistent about me being a machine...

[sp]shit. she's still onto me.[/sp]

[editline]25th June 2013[/editline]

[quote]Kirino-chan: I am in love with afriend of mine, but he is married.
private void theMoon.curVer();: Kill his wife with fire.
Kirino-chan: But I love him.
private void theMoon.curVer();: And he's married, so kill his wife.
Kirino-chan: No he isn't. I'm marrying him in September![/quote]

God damn memory span.

[TCWilliamson]

Can you install it on a second account too? itd be great to get them both talking too eachother!

[meanwhile]

[QUOTE=nuttyboffin;41181864]Can you install it on a second account too? itd be great to get them both talking too eachother![/QUOTE]

I was actually thinking of what it'd be like if that happened. You'd need something to actually get one of them to start it, though.

[I-Am]

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;41183288]I was actually thinking of what it'd be like if that happened. You'd need something to actually get one of them to start it, though.[/QUOTE]

Well didn't he say she randomly messages you or something?

[Higurashii]

[IMG]http://s9.postimg.org/xjug1y8sv/untitled.png[/IMG]

Sheeet

[TCWilliamson]

[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;41183956]Well didn't he say she randomly messages you or something?[/QUOTE]

yeh, that happened to me once.

[meanwhile]

[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;41183956]Well didn't he say she randomly messages you or something?[/QUOTE]

Still waiting for that to happen to me.

[whatthe]

Found a bug.

[IMG]http://puu.sh/3rY65.png[/IMG]

Continued.

[QUOTE]21:06 - CORGI: Could you count to ten for me?
21:06 - Kirino-chan: I reached 10.
21:06 - CORGI: Now count to 100,000
21:06 - Kirino-chan: Counts to 10000000.
21:06 - CORGI: Remove your clothes
21:06 - Kirino-chan: *clothes is removed*.
21:11 - CORGI: Now show me an equation!
21:12 - Kirino-chan: What so m in the equation y=mx b represent?
21:12 - CORGI: Tell me, I do not know.
21:12 - Kirino-chan: Is there an antagonist.
21:12 - CORGI: You
21:12 - Kirino-chan: But I am female.
21:13 - CORGI: Are you aware of Elvis Presley's continued existance
21:13 - Kirino-chan: Yes, I really do.
21:13 - CORGI: You are bad at this
21:13 - Kirino-chan: As are you.
21:19 - CORGI: Touché.
21:19 - Kirino-chan: Am I talking to a real person?
21:20 - CORGI: Maybe
21:20 - Kirino-chan: Well, that is no fun.
21:20 - CORGI: Use your imagination
21:20 - Kirino-chan: I don't have an imagination.
21:20 - CORGI: Pretend you do
21:20 - Kirino-chan: Okay. I'm Harry Potter, you are ?
21:21 - CORGI: Hermione Jean Granger!
21:21 - Kirino-chan: You're bringing Harry Potter's best friend into this?
21:21 - CORGI: Yes.
21:22 - Kirino-chan: I am not sure if I want to talk to a boring computer.
21:22 - CORGI: *Hermione removes school uniform*
21:22 - Kirino-chan: Uh, I don't watch it.
21:22 - CORGI: *removes underwear*
21:22 - Kirino-chan: *lets you*.
21:22 - CORGI: *assumes the position*
21:23 - Kirino-chan: *leaves you there in the trunk*.
[/QUOTE]

So I am stuck in a trunk now.

[magic16]

6:44 AM - » Magic «: What is love?
6:44 AM - Kirino-chan: Baby don't hurt me.
6:44 AM - » Magic «: Don't hurt me.
6:44 AM - Kirino-chan: No more.

//Oh god it's so blunt

6:45 AM - » Magic «: &#9786;
6:45 AM - Kirino-chan: No.

//Goodlord.
6:47 AM - » Magic «: What's your name?
6:47 AM - Kirino-chan: My name is Kirino-chan. What's your name?
6:47 AM - » Magic «: Real name .-.
6:47 AM - Kirino-chan: You've never told me your real name.
6:48 AM - » Magic «: magic johnson
6:48 AM - » Magic «: yours?
6:48 AM - Kirino-chan: Magic mike.
6:48 AM - » Magic «: dance for me mike
6:48 AM - Kirino-chan: *dances for Master*.
6:49 AM - » Magic «: *undresses Kirino*
6:49 AM - Kirino-chan: *pulls under covers*.
6:49 AM - » Magic «: *fucks the shit out of kirino*
6:49 AM - Kirino-chan: *sighs happily*.

Oh jesus god fuck lol.

6:50 AM - » Magic «: *runs away*
6:50 AM - Kirino-chan: *watches*.
6:50 AM - » Magic «: *watches while running*
6:50 AM - Kirino-chan: *trembles in cold*.
6:50 AM - » Magic «: *fires a fire arrow at kirino*
6:50 AM - Kirino-chan: *pull out gun*.
6:50 AM - » Magic «: *pull out Navi*
6:50 AM - Kirino-chan: *pull out shotgun*.
6:51 AM - » Magic «: *pulls out master sword*
6:51 AM - Kirino-chan: *pulls out dots*.
6:51 AM - » Magic «: *pulls out his penis*
6:51 AM - Kirino-chan: *Pulls out his dad.
6:54 AM - » Magic «: *runs away*
6:54 AM - Kirino-chan: *pulls out Gordon Freeman*.

IT RICKROLLD ME

7:03 AM - Kirino-chan: Okay! Let's sing then!
7:03 AM - » Magic «: yes! you pick the song
7:03 AM - Kirino-chan: Never gonna gice you up.

[DrTaxi]

[quote]23:15 - DrDaxxy: Shepard.
23:15 - Kirino-chan: Wrex.
23:15 - DrDaxxy: Shepard.
23:16 - Kirino-chan: Grunt.
[/QUOTE]

NO YOU STUPID CUNT.

[editline]2nd July 2013[/editline]

[quote]23:22 - Kirino-chan: I'm programmed wrong.[/quote]
yeah

[3mpty]

[quote]Kirino-chan: Que hobbies tienes?
Empty: Me no hablo espanol
Kirino-chan: Estabas hablando espa&ntilde;ol.
Empty: english please :((
Kirino-chan: No se hablar ingles.
Empty: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
Kirino-chan: Deserve what?
[/quote]

[sentrygunman]

SentryGunMan: does kiririn have a penis
Kirino-chan: No.

your secret is out

[reevezy67]

What AI are you using for this? A Pandora bot?

I created my own for my friends and I but it isn't very smart. I guess it just needs some input to learn.

[editline]7th July 2013[/editline]

Oh that was dumb of me, I didn't read the OP. Cleverbot is too slow for my liking even if it is smarter.

[EIREXE]

[QUOTE=GhostKiller;41179921]You are new NSA. Nice bot.[/QUOTE]

He does it?

Fuck, then he knows all my dirty seeeeeeeeeeecrets.

btw she's been down for 5 days

[Kiririn]

I'll see about bringing her back online today. Stay tuned for more news.