Explain (c++ programing language) in two words.

[_Kilburn]

unsigned long

[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/downsrim.gif[/img]

[alexaz]

access violation

[Stalketeer]

Deep throat

[hentie]

programmer's latin

[zurf3r]

fucking compile

[Cockman]

ball sack

[Vulcanus]

pointing pointers

[bobiniki]

const everywhere

[Fetret]

using namespace

[tjaze]

return 1;

[3mpty]

#ifndef CPP_H_

[fpro]

FUCK THIS

[luck_or_loss]

sexually transmitted

[Cesar Augusto]

Holy sh**

[DarKSunrise]

[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;41312663]#ifndef CPP_H_[/QUOTE]

#pragma once

[prop_physic]

int main()
{
cout<<"c++ masterace!";
}

[EvacX]

[QUOTE=prop_physic;41331537]int main()
{
cout<<"c++ masterace!";
}[/QUOTE]

You're doing it wrong.

[Chezburger]

Singularity Theory.

[prop_physic]

c++ masterace!

[Johnny on Flame]

Use C

[KGS]

[URL="http://www.virtualdub.org/blog/images/vs2010sucks2.png"]0 succeeded[/URL]

[Dr Magnusson]

[QUOTE=Matthew0505;41353280]use mingw

or clang[/QUOTE]
Alternatively, he could learn to not jump ship at the first sight of trouble. You can't ever learn a programming language without a little persistence and patience.

Switching tools is not gonna make the road any easier.

I bet everyone here who is somewhat proficient in C++ has at some point encountered that error, or one similar to it and overcome it, regardless of their choice of compiler. The error in the picture is not MSVC exclusive.

[KGS]

[QUOTE=Matthew0505;41353280]use mingw

or clang[/QUOTE]

That picture isn't mine....
I just searched for a picture to explain what i meant with 0 succeeded. My projects are compiling fine[sp]until i add/change something again[/sp].

[스카치 여우]

invalid pointer

[DSG]

kill me

[andersonmat]

Circle jerk.

[Mikolah]

bleeding anus

[Temioman]

Use Java

[meanwhile]

acquire malbolge.

[CyrusFiredawn]

01001001011101000111001100100000
01001111011010110110000101111001

...wait ...wait, wrong type of words.