Programming Jokes February - Obligatory Witty Remark
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Why are programmers so bad at golfing?
Because they're stuck in for(e) loops.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/u9KBukO.png[/img]
Did you hear about the fork in the Christian Ubuntu? Apparently, one of the developers sent in 95 patches, but they were rejected. Now there's a Protestant Christian Ubuntu. The main difference is that the Protestant version has no icons.
[url]https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html[/url]
I was just googling to find out if Javascipt has a boolean xor operator but then I found this :v:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/f6Hkc6a.png[/img]
([url]http://stackoverflow.com/a/4540537[/url])
Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don't [B]C#[/B].
[QUOTE=Matt-;39563363]Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don't [B]C#[/B].[/QUOTE]
i swear to god if you make thjs joke one more time
[QUOTE=BlkDucky;39563545]i swear to god if you make thjs joke one more time[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Matt-;39563363]Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don't [B]C#[/B].[/QUOTE]
bring it on you teapot
Don't know if late.
[T]http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/IfYoureHappyAndYouKnowIt-96742.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Matt-;39563363]Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don't [B]C#[/B].[/QUOTE]
Why do C# coders wear black glasses?
Because they don't C.
[QUOTE=SiPlus;39653283]Why do C# coders wear black glasses?
Because they don't C.[/QUOTE]
Why would they only C if they can C#?
Two programmers sit in a bar.
One says to the other "Did you see the football match last Sunday?"
The other one replies "NullReferenceException."
[URL="http://programmerryangosling.tumblr.com/"]This site is gold[/URL]
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15715478/tumblr_mh0etnjBxa1r8lg7to1_400.jpg[/IMG]
watch out guys, it's
[h2]CODEHACKERZ[/h2]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRNcjiKF6FY[/media]
[QUOTE=mechanarchy;39733308]watch out guys, it's
[h2]CODEHACKERZ[/h2]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRNcjiKF6FY[/media][/QUOTE]
[url]http://cve.mitre.org/cgi-bin/cvename.cgi?name=CVE-2010-3081[/url]
The meteor is running a realy old version of the linux kernel!
[QUOTE=Number-41;39755904]Heh
at least this thread didn't get closed :v:[/QUOTE]
They're auto-closing at 1000 posts, and I don't think this thread is big enough for garry to close it manually.
<div>Q. How do you annoy a web developer?</span>
[url]https://github.com/Mikkeren/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition[/url]
Hope this is not late.
Not really a joke but I was working on a personal multi-purpose library, creating a testing executable when I notice this gem: bool shit = somefunction( );
When I noticed it, I was like "what the hell". It wasn't even on purpose.
It is time for you to cringe.
I know a friend who got all his users compromised because he didn't salt their passwords.
I guess he just wasn't a [i]seasoned developer.[/i]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/BlOpvNQ.png[/img]
It's so easy to get everyone mad.
[QUOTE=Amiga OS;40208653][IMG]https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-iTfoZuBnoeA/UVsELIKf3XI/AAAAAAAACm0/ZPzhv__d7aw/s450/when+i+hear+someone+say+that+the+semicolons+are+optional+in+javascript.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
They're optional in Lua!!
[QUOTE=Amiga OS;40208653][IMG]https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-iTfoZuBnoeA/UVsELIKf3XI/AAAAAAAACm0/ZPzhv__d7aw/s450/when+i+hear+someone+say+that+the+semicolons+are+optional+in+javascript.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
To be honest, if they're optional sounds like they're not needed in the language but are allowed so that people can have an easier transition from other languages.
They're not optional in JS though.
If you don't put them in the compiler will try to guess (often badly) where they're supposed to be, which is completely different to optional.
[i]Lua[/i] has optional semicolons, since what constitutes as an end of a statement is explicit to the point that you can write your entire program on one line without using them once. If you try that in JS you'll get a syntax error.
[QUOTE=Map in a box;40211396]They're optional in Lua!![/QUOTE]
[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/6769272/reaction%20imgs%20%2B%20random/raptor_thefuckyousay.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Amiga OS;40217238][B]NO[/B]
No they are not.[/QUOTE]
They are completely optional in Lua though
[editline]9th April 2013[/editline]
pls don't use them
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Programming Jokes February - Obligatory Witty Remark
