Programming Jokes February - Obligatory Witty Remark
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sudo find / -name base -exec chown -R us '{}' \;
FIND [u]ALL[/u] THE BASES
Probably been posted before, but
[img]http://www.devtopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/comic.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;40815146]Probably been posted before, but
[img]http://www.devtopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/comic.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Kinda like this one
[IMG]http://c.asset.soup.io/asset/3178/9356_a35a_960.jpeg[/IMG]
that's absolutely beautiful.
[QUOTE=cyber_cam34;40821707]Kinda like this one
[IMG]http://c.asset.soup.io/asset/3178/9356_a35a_960.jpeg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Except based on context (looks like Java to me) it should be "String[] args" not "String args[]".
[QUOTE=origamiguy;40881299]Except based on context (looks like Java to me) it should be "String[] args" not "String args[]".[/QUOTE]
Actually both work fine, the style on the wall is just discouraged.
What I see every time I look at a new paper I know little to nothing about:
[url=http://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf]Chicken Chicken Chicken: Chicken Chicken[/url]
[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/uspBcq.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE]Global vs local variables, when do you use each? I'm making a web application and I'm worried if I use local variables then people overseas won't be able to access the site.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=lavacano;40810005]why is the device name BANANA[/QUOTE]
Most of my debugging print statements are "le bad input face" and things like that.
I struggle to keep them from reaching production.
One of my favorites has to be:
There are 10 types of people in the world:
- Those who know binary
- Those who don't
- And those who realized this joke is actually in base 3
[QUOTE=XoX;41345401]One of my favorites has to be:
There are 10 types of people in the world:
- Those who know binary
- Those who don't
- And those who realized this joke is actually in base 3[/QUOTE]
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand hexadecimal, those who don't understand hexadecimal, and E other people whose properties are not relevant to this joke.
[QUOTE=Goodthief;34554172]This type of joke is probably really over done
"Programmers are !good at making love"[/QUOTE]
"!(Programmers are !good at making love)";
-snip-
[QUOTE=calzoneman;41347940]There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand hexadecimal, those who don't understand hexadecimal, and E other people whose properties are not relevant to this joke.[/QUOTE]
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand hexadecimal, and F the rest.
Was this one already posted?
[IMG]http://puu.sh/3II7N.jpg[/IMG]
I was messing around with javascript and it's just pants on head retarded
[code]js> ({}+{}+"")
"[object Object][object Object]"
js> {}+{}+""
"NaN"
js> []+{}
"[object Object]"
js> {}+[]
0
[/code]
[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/mnKMA2.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=AMD K6;41623433][IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/mnKMA2.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Would prefer something between VS and Vim :v:
[QUOTE=AMD K6;41623433][IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/mnKMA2.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
So what you're saying is that eclipse can beat everyone else up?
[QUOTE=Darwin226;41623935]So what you're saying is that eclipse can beat everyone else up?[/QUOTE]
Slow, resource hungry and hard on the eyes.
[QUOTE=AMD K6;41623433][IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/mnKMA2.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Kate is like vim but she had a stroke and can't talk well or use the left side of her body.
RMS dancing
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C6r6fG4k40[/media]
[editline]30th July 2013[/editline]
not really programming humor but how often do you see RMS dancing to soulja boy
He can't even put his laptop away for 40 seconds?
[QUOTE=DrTaxi;41648366]He can't even put his laptop away for 40 seconds?[/QUOTE]
He's protecting his freedoms
Here's a terribly immature one
[php]
$C = $cockLengthInches;
if ( $C===8 )
//congratulations!
[/php]
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Programming Jokes February - Obligatory Witty Remark
