[QUOTE=Map in a box;47270413]i want to do the drugs that you are doing that makes that look amazing[/QUOTE]
*Some intensity later*
[img]http://i.imgur.com/XEeSjrX.jpg[/img]
A recent edition of my Webcomic you might appreciate:
[t]http://imgur.com/eOaAhUp.png[/t]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/a0Ktc95.jpg[/img]
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
i don't get it, kill me
[QUOTE=gonzalolog;47288275]i don't get it, kill me[/QUOTE]
Octal (Oct for short) is an 8 base number system, like Binary is a 2 base and Decimal is 10 base.
If you convert the Oct of 31 to Decimal (Dec), you get 25
Hence;
Oct 31 == Dec 25
-snip-
[img]http://i.stack.imgur.com/XnPXh.png[/img]
[sp]Probably late and xkcd is overused, but fuck it had everything to do with my current assignment :v[/sp]
[t]http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/WatchingUnthinkableIsawthisguydefusinganatomicbombwithExcel-83193.jpg[/t]
This is a picture of a guy defusing an atomic bomb
[editline]18th March 2015[/editline]
Also, PSA: [url]http://moviecode.tumblr.com/[/url]
How to hire great developer:
[code]
if ( developer.gotLaidInCollegeOrEarlier )
{
developer.findNext()
}
else
{
developer.hireNow()
}
[/code]
[QUOTE=Fourier;47387927]How to hire great developer:
[code]
if ( developer.gotLaidInCollegeOrEarlier )
{
developer.findNext()
}
else
{
developer.hireNow()
}
[/code][/QUOTE]
How the hell are findNext and hireNow functions of a developer? findNext might be on an iterator or something but hireNow makes no sense without some kind of a larger structure that deals with employees.
[editline]24th March 2015[/editline]
It's a funny joke though. Haha!
I know it's broken as fuck :v:
jokes on u im getting the job
Am I the only one who finds jokes expressed in code extremely lame?
false
[QUOTE=DrTaxi;47388298]Am I the only one who finds jokes expressed in code extremely lame?[/QUOTE]
[code]
bool lame = false;
[/code]
[QUOTE=DrTaxi;47388298]Am I the only one who finds jokes expressed in code extremely lame?[/QUOTE]
It's programmers jokes, what do you expect?
[QUOTE=Rocket;47395122]Something clever and not just "here's a joke about nerds, but with code!"[/QUOTE]
[code]if (Thread.Contains(User.ByName("Rocket"))) {
Joy.Kill();
}[/code]
[QUOTE=Rocket;47401291]It's like rage comics. Sure, they might've been funny once. But we've all seen them a ton of times. Is there really any joy left to kill?[/QUOTE]
[code]
User Rocket = User.ByName("Rocket");
if (Thread.Contains(Rocket)) {
if (Joy != null) {
Joy.Kill();
} else {
Admittance adm = new Admittance();
adm.SetMode(ADMITTANCE_MODE_RELUCTANT);
adm.SetType(ADMITTANCE_TYPE_CORRECT);
adm.SetSubject(Rocket);
adm.Dispatch();
}
}[/code]
[QUOTE=Darwin226;47387990]How the hell are findNext and hireNow functions of a developer? findNext might be on an iterator or something but hireNow makes no sense without some kind of a larger structure that deals with employees.
[editline]24th March 2015[/editline]
It's a funny joke though. Haha![/QUOTE]
you're hired
[QUOTE=Fourier;47387927]How to hire great developer:
[code]
if ( developer.gotLaidInCollegeOrEarlier )
{
developer.findNext()
}
[/code][/QUOTE]
So, essentially if they won't hire you, you would need to look for another candidate yourself? That's harsh, dude.
[code]global int y = 360[/code]
360 no scope
Straight from /r/programmerhumor! Shameless
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/30vl2r/check_out_this_sick_360_no_scope/[/url]
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