Programming Jokes February - Obligatory Witty Remark
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I love how he just randomly added javascript, jquery and asp.net to the tags
[QUOTE=war_man333;47786810]I love how he just randomly added javascript, jquery and asp.net to the tags[/QUOTE]
Maybe they were hoping for a jQuery module that could do it
[QUOTE=Goz3rr;47787830]Maybe they ware hoping for a jQuery module that could do it[/QUOTE]
Oh, I get it! They're talking about the Google Drive API!
maybe he can't C# so he needs a program to drive for him ha ha
[QUOTE=Rocket;47811217][img]http://i.imgur.com/1Fkoqya.png[/img][/QUOTE]
What about tabs containing spaces?
Like when you press tab it automatically makes 4 or 2 spaces?
That's what I use.
I don't intend to start a war here!
tabs for indenting spaces for alignment
I'd rather die than say that tabs are better tbh.
[QUOTE=helifreak;47815421]I'd rather die than say that tabs are better tbh.[/QUOTE]
Tabs are better.
[QUOTE=Lenzikus;47815373]What about tabs containing spaces?
Like when you press tab it automatically makes 4 or 2 spaces?
That's what I use.
I don't intend to start a war here![/QUOTE]
Tabs vs spaces is not about pressing the tab key vs pressing the spacebar.
It's about what character is inserted in the document.
[QUOTE=Trumple;47791020]maybe he can't C# so he needs a program to drive for him ha ha[/QUOTE]
You reminded me of this.
[t]http://pcp-comics.com/img/comics/18.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Rocket;47811217][img]http://i.imgur.com/1Fkoqya.png[/img][/QUOTE]
An army of WRONG programmers, yeah
your mass is so great it exceeds the maximum value of a 32 bit signed integer.
[QUOTE=sooty;47871308]your mass is so great it exceeds the maximum value of a 32 bit signed integer.[/QUOTE]
your mass is so great it exceeds the maximum value of a 32 bit [i]un[/i]signed integer.
[QUOTE=Ziks;47871483]your mass is so great it exceeds the maximum value of a 32 bit [i]un[/i]signed integer.[/QUOTE]
your mass is so great it exceeds the maximum value of a [I]64[/I] bit unsigned integer.
[sp]18,446,744,073,709,551,615[/sp]
well your mass is so great it exceeds the maximum value of a BigInteger
inf
[code]
print(math.huge)
[/code]
[quote]
your mother
[/quote]
[quote][img]http://puu.sh/ibBAa/3cb4b64034.jpg[/img][/quote]
it literally makes no fucking sense
[QUOTE=Exho;47872654][code]
print(math.huge)
[/code]
[quote]your mother[/quote][/QUOTE]
[code]
for w = 1, math.huge do
print("your mother weighs "..tostring(w).." kilograms and counting...")
end
[/code]
[QUOTE=Dromlexer;47872307]your mass is so great it exceeds the maximum value of a [I]64[/I] bit unsigned integer.
[sp]18,446,744,073,709,551,615[/sp][/QUOTE]
Your mom is so fat, she overflows a quadruple-precision(128-bit) float.
[sp]max value: 1.189731495357231765085759326628007 × 10^4932 [/sp]
Seriously guys? The "who can say the largest number" game?
[QUOTE=Rocket;47878906]Infinity plus one![/QUOTE]
Infinity + Infinity HA
Infinity / 0
21
[QUOTE=Ott;47879126]Infinity / 0[/QUOTE]
Doesn't count, it isn't a number. :v:
[QUOTE=Ott;47879318]Winner. Let's stop now.[/QUOTE]
We can go deeper
[QUOTE=Goz3rr;47872336]well your mass is so great it exceeds the maximum value of a BigInteger[/QUOTE]
Why the late ratings, is there some invisible post that said BigInteger before me
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Programming Jokes February - Obligatory Witty Remark
