[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIFE7h3m40U[/media]
If you wanna skip to the punchline: 15:57, still worth to watch all of it if you ask me.
[url=https://github.com/hmlb/phpunit-vw]PHPUnit VW extension: makes failing test cases succeed in continuous integration tools[/url]
[QUOTE=Coolboy;48764470]
If you wanna skip to the punchline: 15:57, still worth to watch all of it if you ask me.[/QUOTE]
I don't quite understand his aversion to Linux. It is great for bodging.
[QUOTE=r0b0tsquid;48848409]I don't quite understand his aversion to Linux. It is great for bodging.[/QUOTE]
Depends on what you want to do.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/6XNJWrr.png[/t]
[editline]13th October 2015[/editline]
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I don't know what I did but I manage to run a game under Wine on Linux, that won't launch under native Windows on my not-so-powerful laptop.
I hereby welcome our linux gaming overlords.
[QUOTE=Coolboy;48905540]I don't know what I did but I manage to run a game under Wine on Linux, that won't launch under native Windows on my not-so-powerful laptop.
I hereby welcome our linux gaming overlords.[/QUOTE]
On my previous laptop, the native TF2 would run like ass, but Windows TF2 under Wine would actually be pretty good
It's a strange world
:snip: Bad Reading :snip:
[QUOTE=Coolboy;48907886]There you have it, even Linux is better at running Windows than Windows is.[/QUOTE]
I think he meant the valve tf2 linux port
A programmer's wife sent him to buy some groceries, then she said:
- Go buy a salami and if they have eggs, get a dozen
Later on he returns a dozen of salamis:
- What happened ? - She said.
- They had eggs. - Replayed the programmer.
My favorite one xD
[QUOTE=dvd_video;49007852]A programmer's wife sent him to buy some groceries, then she said:
- Go buy a salami and if they have eggs, get a dozen
Later on he returns a dozen of salamis:
- What happened ? - She said.
- They had eggs. - Replayed the programmer.
My favorite one xD[/QUOTE]
This was bread not salami all the other times it was reposted.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/gQqjxTB.jpg[/t]
Does it count if we are making fun of people making programming jokes badly? Is the joke that they are using javascript or that they put a . before ()?
[QUOTE=helifreak;49007993]This was bread not salami all the other times it was reposted.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/gQqjxTB.jpg[/t]
Does it count if we are making fun of people making programming jokes badly? Is the joke that they are using javascript or that they put a . before ()?[/QUOTE]
Probably made by someone who makes motivational quote pictures.
Oh yes : [url]http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/declarations.en.html[/url]
[editline]30th October 2015[/editline]
Never gets old ....
[url]http://www.fullduplex.org/humor/2006/10/how-to-shoot-yourself-in-the-foot-in-any-programming-language/[/url]
[QUOTE=Rocket;49017168][t]http://i.imgur.com/XHwCHot.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
Is this... for real? WTF
[QUOTE=dvd_video;49013555]
[url]http://www.fullduplex.org/humor/2006/10/how-to-shoot-yourself-in-the-foot-in-any-programming-language/[/url][/QUOTE]
I like how ASP.NET is a programming language.
[QUOTE=MatheusMCardoso;49020851]I like how ASP.NET is a programming language.[/QUOTE]
CSS too
[quote]Why do Javascript Programmers wear glasses?
Because they can't C#.[/quote]
I know it's old, but whatevs.
I don't know if you're posting it for the sake of it or just can't see sharp that it's like 10th time for this joke
[QUOTE=Sgt.Hazard;49024565]I know it's old, but whatevs.[/QUOTE]
Here we go [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1160557&p=48606500&viewfull=1#post48606500"][I]again[/I][/URL].
Literally 8 copies of that joke on the last page.
[QUOTE=Coolboy;49019362]Is this... for real? WTF[/QUOTE]
Something, something, not that usefull.... Something, something, no real better way to implement.
At.least what I've heard.
[QUOTE]Why do Javascript Programmers wear glasses?
Because they can't C#.[/QUOTE]
By the way why would you even compare Javascript to C#?
Can we define "See sharp" joke as a meme/trolling already and free up these posters by the FP Mods GarbageCollection?
Found this on unity forum.
[quote]Are you still using that compiled DLL for SOAP interaction?[/quote]
[quote]We programmers don't interact with SOAP. Or sunlight.[/quote]
This joke made me L.O.L out loud for real !
Many of my friends enjoyed this joke, too, !.
[quote]Why do java programmers wear glasses?
Because they can't C#[/quote]
Is it not just funny?
I am good with technology please laugh with me.
[QUOTE=Handsome Matt;49031037]you guys are all saying the joke wrong, it's Java developers not Javascript developers UGH[/QUOTE]
Why do Lua programmers wear glasses?
Because they can't C#
[QUOTE=HumbleTH;49031430]Why do Lua programmers wear glasses?
Because they can't C#[/QUOTE]
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
[editline]2nd November 2015[/editline]
stop acting like garry ok
Why do Java programmers wear glasses
Because this joke is old
Guys that joke is so old I'm pretty sure we even had all the meta jokes a few pages ago.
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