Programming Jokes February - Obligatory Witty Remark
1,291 replies, posted
[QUOTE=atl101;34631754]Person: "Would you like to see a movie or go bowling?"
Programmer: "Yes."
[sp]Because "or" is inclusive[/sp][/QUOTE]
I like how there's a distinction between programmers and people
"This suit is black !" woo Borat.
[QUOTE=Iskuri;34708350]"This suit is black !" woo Borat.[/QUOTE]
The classic !joke
[t]http://i.imgur.com/2Kq6Y.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Overv;34731698][t]http://i.imgur.com/2Kq6Y.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
It's funny because it's hilariously true.
You guys ever seen Teletubbies?
Basically there was a hoover called NooNoo...
[code]
NooNoo _NooNoo = new NooNoo();
[/code]
:suicide:
[QUOTE=swift and shift;34569294]
that type of joke has already been made in this thread. it's funny the first time because it was an unexpected response. it's [i]not[/i] funny the second time because we all laughed the first time and now we're over it.[/QUOTE]
there is a great sci fi reference for that but i don't know how to put it so anyone would get it
[QUOTE=aerochug;34896515]10101010100101Kn[/QUOTE]
Hint: Assembly directly assembles into machine code.
jmp #$52FF
*Jumps to $52FF*
*Clock cycle goes by*
*Program counter at $5200*
That 6502.. :v:
while(!(succeed=try()))
;
{
}
geel9
Not really a programming joke, but...
[img]http://puu.sh/kcVr[/img]
Dat Asymptote!
I cannibalized geel today when I ate a parfait.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;35084205]C# sucks just saying
[editline]10th March 2012[/editline]
it's like java's mentally challenged cousin[/QUOTE]
:|
C#:
[csharp]
String response = new StreamReader(con.GetResponseStream()).ReadToEnd();
[/csharp]
Java:
[cpp]
BufferedReader br = new BufferedReader(
new InputStreamReader(
new InputStream(con.getInputStream())); // I've seen less wrapping on a gift
String response = "";
String lineRead = br.readLine();
while (lineRead != null) {
response = response + "\n" + lineRead;
lineRead = br.readLine();
}
// etc.
[/cpp]
Java is so deep and layered.
What does that have to do with anything? C# can do that easily while there are plenty of thigns java does better.
But thats overly exaggerated.
[QUOTE=MrTilepy;35086170]C#:
[csharp]
String response = new StreamReader(con.GetResponseStream()).ReadToEnd();
[/csharp]
Java:
[cpp]
BufferedReader br = new BufferedReader(
new InputStreamReader(
new InputStream(con.getInputStream())); // I've seen less wrapping on a gift
String response = "";
String lineRead = br.readLine();
while (lineRead != null) {
response = response + "\n" + lineRead;
lineRead = br.readLine();
}
// etc.
[/cpp]
Java is so deep and layered.[/QUOTE]
That's what I like about Java.
[sub][b]Edited:[/b][/sub]
Oh wait, was that sarcasm?
Not a programming joke, but I don't care.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
[sp]A cat has claws at the end of it's paws but a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.[/sp]
I am pretty sure that this joke was on a similar thread, but it is still hilarious.
A programmer's wife (a joke in and of itself hurr hurr) asks him to go the the store.
She says "buy a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, buy a dozen."
He returns home with 12 loaves of bread, and she asks him why.
He says "They had eggs."
[QUOTE=VeniVidiVici74;35088956]I am pretty sure that this joke was on a similar thread, but it is still hilarious.
A programmer's wife (a joke in and of itself hurr hurr) asks him to go the the store.
She says "buy a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, buy a dozen."
He returns home with 12 loaves of bread, and she asks him why.
He says "They had eggs."[/QUOTE]
...
That actually sounds like something I would do.
._.
[sub]and I still can't come up with anything witty to post here.[/sub]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/MADnq.png[/img]
oh dear
[QUOTE=DarkShadow6;35088136]That's what I like about Java.
[sub][b]Edited:[/b][/sub]
Oh wait, was that sarcasm?[/QUOTE]
I actually do quite like the way it's done in Java. I don't know how else to describe it other than it feels more "solid". The BufferedReader is very useful.
In this case C# takes away a bit of the fun/challenge.
[QUOTE=MrTilepy;35089965]I actually do quite like the way it's done in Java. I don't know how else to describe it other than it feels more "solid". The BufferedReader is very useful.
In this case C# takes away a bit of the fun/challenge.[/QUOTE]
You can do it manually in C# if you want so.
[QUOTE=Simspelaaja;35089998]You can do it manually in C# if you want so.[/QUOTE]
I suppose. Not much point though if there's an easier way, practically speaking.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
Programming Jokes February - Obligatory Witty Remark
