• Programming Jokes February - Obligatory Witty Remark
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/UxYOXlN.png[/img] [editline]29th December 2015[/editline] [img]http://i.imgur.com/vtSv8Mw.png[/img]
The white color is so white that it overflowed number system and that why it's showed up as black.
[QUOTE=Coolboy;49411595]Needs watercooling.[/QUOTE] [t]http://images.bit-tech.net/news_images/2013/05/water-cooled-raspberry-pi-computer-complete/3-1280x1024.png[/t]
[QUOTE=Dromlexer;49412410][t]http://images.bit-tech.net/news_images/2013/05/water-cooled-raspberry-pi-computer-complete/3-1280x1024.png[/t][/QUOTE] The colour of the coolant and the name 'The Wet Pi'... is that an American Pie reference by any chance?
[QUOTE=DrTaxi;49408637][url=https://media.ccc.de/v/32c3-7130-the_perl_jam_2]The Perl Jam 2.[/url] I won't spoil it. Suffice it to say that you don't need to know Perl to laugh at it.[/QUOTE] [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPvORV2Amic"]The YouTube comments are pretty salty already :v:[/URL] (I watched it there because for some reason the CCC website is giving me the ger dub.)
Ah figured it out. [t]http://i.imgur.com/smXaTv5.png[/t] The reason is meth.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/DIPDaee.jpg[/img]
this is art I can never decipher meaning of art
[QUOTE=DrTaxi;49408637][url=https://media.ccc.de/v/32c3-7130-the_perl_jam_2]The Perl Jam 2.[/url] I won't spoil it. Suffice it to say that you don't need to know Perl to laugh at it.[/QUOTE] Wow, what a mess!
[QUOTE=Rocket;49420592]who thought "embedded tweets" was the best thing to add to facepunch[/QUOTE] They don't even load for me. I'm guessing they only work on chrome, right?
[QUOTE=superstepa;49421123]They don't even load for me. I'm guessing they only work on chrome, right?[/QUOTE] On chrome, not loading.
[QUOTE=superstepa;49421123]They don't even load for me. I'm guessing they only work on chrome, right?[/QUOTE] It works for me on all major browsers.
[QUOTE=superstepa;49421123]They don't even load for me. I'm guessing they only work on chrome, right?[/QUOTE] I'm on firefox too, it works just fine. But here, just in case. [img]http://i.imgur.com/5d3dJhb.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Rocket;49420592]who thought "embedded tweets" was the best thing to add to facepunch[/QUOTE] Still better idea than copy pasteing .jpg of twitter post.
yeah but jpg/png uses 100x times more data than html text
Plus it won't break if the tweet gets deleted (which with the embedded version will just leave you stuck with "Loading tweet...").
[QUOTE=superstepa;49421123]They don't even load for me. I'm guessing they only work on chrome, right?[/QUOTE] You have to allow "Twitter Button" if you use any privacy tools. [editline]31st December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Rocket;49417489]lol @ the guy suggesting perl 6 is a fix for anything [editline]30th December 2015[/editline] [t]http://glyphic.s3.amazonaws.com/ozone/mark/periodic/Periodic%20Table%20of%20the%20Operators%20A4%20300dpi.jpg[/t] yes, this looks like a good programming language. an improvement on perl 5 for sure. fifteen well-spent years.[/QUOTE] I can see Perl Jam 3 happening soon :v:
[QUOTE=Rocket;49422930] took 15 seconds to take.[/QUOTE] Heres the problem
I don't like functions, they cannot get anything done without having arguments.
[QUOTE=Rocket;49460818]i can't tell if you're saying that 15 seconds is way too long or that 15 seconds is way too short. neither one makes much sense.[/QUOTE] 15 seconds is too long.
[QUOTE=Trebgarta;49469534]Come on guys, post more jokes. andrewmcwatters sacrificed himself for this thread [url]http://imgur.com/a/EkwlF[/url] -> how do I frame a imgur collection[/QUOTE] [media]http://imgur.com/a/EkwlF[/media] [editline]6th January 2016[/editline] [noparse][media]http://imgur.com/a/EkwlF[/media][/noparse]
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[QUOTE=MatheusMCardoso;49470640]added deltatime to loop callback and reloading of scripts. [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT62c_4t8RE[/media][/QUOTE] wrong thread?
Question on Stack Overflow: Time is running backwards on Linux: [url]http://stackoverflow.com/questions/4801122/how-to-stop-time-from-running-backwards-on-linux[/url]
A C and a C++ walk into a bar The C spilled his beer all over the C++'s shirt. Outraged, C++ shouted, "Good god, man! Have you no class?" Sorry if this is late I just googled programming jokes lmao
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LLVM being buggy on your CPU? Just redesign the processor architecture! [media]https://twitter.com/comex/status/687371143871856642[/media]
[media]https://twitter.com/ThePracticalDev/status/687672086152753152[/media]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cXcFM7G.png[/IMG] When non nullable types start throwing NullReferenceExceptions :why: C# (res is a regular integer, I seriously have no idea how this happened)
[QUOTE=Goz3rr;49605424][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cXcFM7G.png[/IMG] When non nullable types start throwing NullReferenceExceptions :why: C# (res is a regular integer, I seriously have no idea how this happened)[/QUOTE] Do you use any boxing with res?
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