Programming Jokes February - Obligatory Witty Remark
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Pffft, what's next, spaces instead of tabs?
NEWS FLASH: people like different things to other people
can we get back to actual jokes now?
[url=http://thedailywtf.com/articles/website-hacker]typical QA[/url]
[QUOTE=cartman300;49784742]Pffft, what's next, spaces instead of tabs?[/QUOTE]
The next big thing is only to use them as word delimiters
[code]
class Program{
// etc etc etc
// Sets the initial velocity
void setVelocity(float startVelX,float startVelY){
velocity=new PVector(startVelX,startVelY);
}
void applyFriction(float fMag) {
float frictionMagnitude=fMag;
PVector friction=velocity.get();
friction.mult(-1);
friction.normalize();
friction.mult(frictionMagnitude);
this.applyForce(friction);
}
[/code]
That's at least the style that [URL="http://lewd.se/f/suwkpz_2016-02-21_16-16-21.png"]some people in my class[/URL] seems to have adopted
Before you know it we'll be in Go which drops parens and semicolons as much as it can.
[QUOTE=gokiyono;49784734]That is acceptable, but I prefer
[code]
if {
//
}
else {
//
}
[/code][/QUOTE]
[code]
if
{
//
}
else
{
//
}
[/code]
I like both. I always use a newline in languages like C# and only in things like functions in C++.
Why does it even matter? Your argument is pointerless.
[QUOTE=Winded;49792153]I like both. I always use a newline in languages like C# and only in things like functions in C++.
Why does it even matter? Your argument is pointerless.[/QUOTE]
Unhandled Exception:
System.InvalidOperationException:
Sequence contains no elements.
at Facepunch.Argument.Rebuttals.First();
[code]
if ()
//
else
//
[/code]
[code]
//something funny [sp]not really [/sp]
[/code]
[editline]23rd February 2016[/editline]
[code] [URL="www.facepunch.com"]www.facepunch.com[/URL][/code]
[editline]23rd February 2016[/editline]
Heh wrap another tags inside "code" tags and you will get HTML-text out :v:.
[editline]23rd February 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=TeamEnternode;49794389][code]
if ()
//
else
//
[/code][/QUOTE]
Nah m8
[code]
if ():
//
else:
//
[/code]
[code]
its ok guys
you can stop
now;
[/code]
*snip* nvm
[Code](if (something) (dothis) (elsedothis))[/code]
[Sp]of couse lispers also put new lines after parenthesises sometimes, so the whole argument is still just as relevant, but w/e[/sp]
[QUOTE=Fourier;49810949][code]
string[] numberPrefixes = new string[] { "k", "M", "G", "T", "P", "E", "Z", "Y", "YO MOMMA" };
[/code][/QUOTE]
But aren't those suffixes?
[editline]28th February 2016[/editline]
never mind
hi :)
[QUOTE=system_admin;49841285]hi :)[/QUOTE]
die()
Eclipse is an excellent IDE
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/N1iPFkp.png[/IMG]
[sp]I forgot to import List[/sp]
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
GetRect(Son);
You have no idea how many times i tried to blow off that hair.
[QUOTE=Trebgarta;49897445][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/EhPXwpw.jpg[/IMG]
:vomit:[/QUOTE]
Looks like you have a future job at Facepunch Studios™
So we're reverse engineering this family of game engines for various reasons, and one of the versions we're looking at is an Android reimplementation, which performs unreasonably terribly.
And I think we just found the reason why.
[img]https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwNycsNwyAMANBdGACHXw3ZBhFEoiYYYUc5VN29fdf3Ufc81ap2kcErwHZwoblpFpq5Vd2I2lnzOFgXuiCL5LJftQuD8db5JVqHIWD0JlkwAZdko_Ppf_FlEOHu705P16M39f0BB3oi5Q.P4QfLd1bAR4zxlw9wR1PeuYBRko.png[/img]
What
the
fuck.
This is some poor programming skills.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bPgOHfo.jpg[/IMG]
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