Programming Jokes February - Obligatory Witty Remark
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[QUOTE=Fourier;51401775][IMG]http://img.memecdn.com/that-amp-039-s-the-evilest-thing-i-can-imagine_o_6816027.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Most editors will let you know it's not a semicolon.
Party pooper
With Android N, improving security was top priority:
[media]https://twitter.com/FioraAeterna/status/801874263724593152[/media]
How many Qualcomm engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
[t]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C02TDPhXEAAXdXQ.jpg[/t]
80s programming book covers
[img]http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/forth_on_the_atari.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Linus Torvalds, August 1991]
Hello everybody out there using minix - I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones.
...
PS. Yes - it's free of any minix code, and it has a multi-threaded fs. It is NOT protable (uses 386 task switching etc), and it probably never will support anything other than AT-harddisks, as that's all I have :-(.
[/QUOTE]
Java 8: Lets introduce member reference (lambda expressions) where you can't catch checked exceptions,
because we don't totally use those throughout our codebase.
[sp]Please kill me now[/sp]:suicide:
[URL=https://stackoverflow.com/questions/27644361/how-can-i-throw-checked-exceptions-from-inside-java-8-streams?noredirect=1&lq=1]#1[/URL]
Not sure if this is funny or horrifying, but this monstrosity is guaranteed to make you feel [I]something[/I]:
[url]https://gist.githubusercontent.com/alessonforposterity/832da4fab11e10609dad/raw/258df12378399919ae088ba8731a7571d9c2c947/drgn.txt[/url]
[QUOTE=pebkac;51786437]Not sure if this is funny or horrifying, but this monstrosity is guaranteed to make you feel [I]something[/I]:
[url]https://gist.githubusercontent.com/alessonforposterity/832da4fab11e10609dad/raw/258df12378399919ae088ba8731a7571d9c2c947/drgn.txt[/url][/QUOTE]
I'm guessing this happened because the dev never learned how to do a loop.
Since it's a shader it would be unrolled anyway, so maybe the shader compiler they were using just didn't support loops at all.
[QUOTE=Ziks;51786904]I'm guessing this happened because the dev never learned how to do a loop.[/QUOTE]
It's been awhile since I heard it so I might be misremembering but I watched an lp of that game a few years ago and from what I read in the lp's discussion, the dev wanted to try to make a game without loops or something like that.
[QUOTE=Matthew0505;51398321][t]https://i.imgur.com/Ep0H08r.jpg[/t]
[editline]20th November 2016[/editline]
Those who don't understand Unix are doomed to reinvent it through shitty web protocols[/QUOTE]
This is pinned up in a University I go to in the IT block :v:
[IMG]https://puu.sh/uwntd/7e9a2d73f0.png[/IMG]
This chap is very enthusiastic about orthodox C++.
[QUOTE=Sam Za Nemesis;51787328][URL="https://github.com/paralin/hl2sdk-dota/blob/e0fe36f0132b36ba9b1ca56aa10f888f66e9b2bf/materialsystem/stdshaders/common_vertexlitgeneric_dx9.h#L288"]What the fuck valve
[IMG]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267760073239953410/278344943599091714/unknown.png[/IMG][/URL]
Is there any sane reason they're unrolling this vs using a loop?[/QUOTE]
It's Valve code, that's literally the entire codebase in a nutshell
[img]http://i.imgur.com/29kO6U2.png[/img]
[t]https://f.lewd.se/nyQSz8_1489205171747.jpg[/t]
[t]http://devhumor.com/content/uploads/images/April2017/jquery.png[/t]
Technically not wrong.
[QUOTE=Coolboy;52088441][t]http://devhumor.com/content/uploads/images/April2017/jquery.png[/t]
Technically not wrong.[/QUOTE]
Dunno, I think it's more accurate the other way around :v:
[QUOTE=Coolboy;52088441][t]http://devhumor.com/content/uploads/images/April2017/jquery.png[/t]
Technically not wrong.[/QUOTE]
Less learning and more accepting the inevitability.
[QUOTE=DrTaxi;52125706][url=https://twitter.com/nikitonsky/status/854674109233594368][img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9xpjGpXcAAzNvH.jpg[/img][/url][/QUOTE]
I legit learned about the 'subst' command because Node had, once upon a time, decided to create about 50 subfolders that ended in a package.json
[QUOTE=pebkac;51786437]Not sure if this is funny or horrifying, but this monstrosity is guaranteed to make you feel [I]something[/I]:
[url]https://gist.githubusercontent.com/alessonforposterity/832da4fab11e10609dad/raw/258df12378399919ae088ba8731a7571d9c2c947/drgn.txt[/url][/QUOTE]
the first time i wanted to learn java, i was 16, i fired up android studio, tutorials bored the fuck out of me i couldn't keep my interest up, so i said to myself, "i'll stare at this and figure it out"
and then i basically reproduced THAT monstrosity but not as intricate, then afterwards i reformatted my computer and lost the source code (oh, and for some reason the game would crash on NEWER devices because running out of memory to allocate, but it would work fine on older devices), now i just get reviews on the very few sorry asses who still download it like 'can't even play it after 1st boot it CRASHES'
yeah, what a journey it's been
[url]https://pixelastic.github.io/pokemonorbigdata/[/url]
Well, it's rather amusing, at least.
[sp]I wish I could say that I got it 100% right is because I knew Big Data.[/sp]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/xNWld3g.jpg[/t]
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Programming Jokes February - Obligatory Witty Remark
