Programming Jokes February - Obligatory Witty Remark
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So we have started doing this employee of the month thing at work (~peer nominated awards~), its a bit of fun and the person gets a framed cert saying they aren't shit at their job.
They allow us to nominate people via email or by putting some paper in a box and so far its been going fine, until today.
Over the weekend it seems someone has gone and modified the parameters of the test email that our test environment sends out to make sure its working before any tests are run.
Now instead of sending it to the testing email account we have, its instead sending to the nomination email address with the content "I nominate myself because im awesome" and is sending this email with another employee's email address as the from address for the email. So far today its been sent roughly 50 times to the address now that everyone is using the test environments again.
Que HR coming over to the dev office to have 'a word' with the dev they think is spamming them and him having no clue what's going on.
[url=http://www.michaelburge.us/2017/11/28/write-your-next-ethereum-contract-in-pyramid-scheme.html]Write your next Ethereum Contract in Pyramid Scheme[/url]
[quote]Haskell programmers often code in ivory towers with their heads in the cloud. In this multi-part article series, we’ll get our feet wet diving deep below C level.
I create [B]Pyramid: A dialect of the Scheme programming language[/B] that targets the Ethereum Virtual Machine(EVM).[/quote]
[QUOTE=DrTaxi;52937676][url=http://www.michaelburge.us/2017/11/28/write-your-next-ethereum-contract-in-pyramid-scheme.html]Write your next Ethereum Contract in Pyramid Scheme[/url][/QUOTE]
Even better, it's implemented in Racket
Ladder logic is a user friendly easy to use interface with a standardized industry built around it that is more than willing to help you troubleshoot your problems with the latest up to date documentation. none of this is true.
Today's programming joke is PHP
$foo = 'bar';
$$foo = 'baz';
echo $bar; // Outputs baz.
$
/* You can make some wonderful spaghetti with variable variables */
$$foo = 'frobozz';
echo $baz; // Outputs frobozz.
What?
Honestly, being able to dynamically name your variables is a magical feature (also useless and hilariously awful, but magical nonetheless).
I mean I can see some really really weird edge cases where this might come in handy, but generally that would make your code unservicable, so just don't ever.
Weird operators in PHP
from colombia import cocaine
https://i.redd.it/nsptl0gtc7311.jpg
is this comic intended to be a troll comic
Posted in my company's #powerusers slack channel
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Programming Jokes February - Obligatory Witty Remark
