Programming Jokes February - Obligatory Witty Remark - Developers

Not mine, might've been posted before: A woman is like a compiler. Even after you think you've fixed all the issues, she finds a new one to complain about.

[QUOTE=cwook;35118115]Not mine, might've been posted before: A woman is like a compiler. Even after you think you've fixed all the issues, she finds a new one to complain about.[/QUOTE] *most women Hopefully I'll be able to find one that won't be like that... Hah, what are the chances? [sub]STILL can't come up with anything witty.[/sub]

[QUOTE=DarkShadow6;35125072]*most women Hopefully I'll be able to find one that won't be like that... Hah, what are the chances? [sub]STILL can't come up with anything witty.[/sub][/QUOTE] It's all a part of the challenge :D

[QUOTE=Darwin226;35125463]It's all a part of the challenge :D[/QUOTE] Ugh, but how I wish people were more like [i]me[/i]. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to sound "holier than thou". Far from it. I think of myself as unfocused from the general bias of society. I don't discriminate against people for their skin color, race, ideology, weight, likes, dislikes, etc. (unless I'm trollolololin' lol), and if everyone did that the world would be a better place (minus the trollin'). Back to my original point, if so many young women weren't so focused on OMG CLOTHES SHOES HAIR NO ONE LIKES MEEEEEEE BAWWWWWWWWWWW, and then to slowly grow into more of the same as they get older, then I would have a larger pool of the opposite sex that I would be truly attracted to. I guess I'll just have to wait until I'm older and I can find someone in my age group that's actually [del]mature[/del] less focused on society. TL;DR world sucks because of monopolized "if you aren't like us then gtfo" society Ontopic: Still no witty comment, dammit. I've been trying to come up with one since I first posted T_T When I do come up with one it'll probably be terrible and unfunny.

You just need to dig deeper. XKCD Time(This one is probably been seen by everyone atleast twice): [IMG]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/compiling.png[/IMG]

You made it three times. Its kinda old now.

Repoastan the joke I made up from the old thread: [quote] I like to slip the occasional &programming into what I'm saying. [/quote]

[QUOTE=Azur;35138632]Repoastan the joke I made up from the old thread:[/QUOTE] Programming& works better. I knew what you were going for but still felt the desire to say "What is the address of programming anyway?"

Not a joke, but I end my sentences like this now;

My school teaches Pascal for programming...

[QUOTE=aurum481;35151797]My school teaches Pascal for programming...[/QUOTE] Pascal is a pretty cool guy, but sadly, he can't find a job anywhere.

[cpp] brokenFree = false; do { System.out.prinln("I've got to break; free.") } while (!brokenFree); [/cpp]

[QUOTE=aurum481;35151797]My school teaches Pascal for programming...[/QUOTE] I had to learn Delphi, so be grateful

[QUOTE=DrLuke;35192741]I had to learn Delphi, so be grateful[/QUOTE] Pretty sure people still use Delphi.

[QUOTE=DrLuke;35192741]I had to learn Delphi, so be grateful[/QUOTE] Delphi is still used. [editline]18th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Darwin226;35192757]Pretty sure people still use Delphi.[/QUOTE] wow okay

But it's ugly and clumsy

hackforums.net

[QUOTE=Doritos_Man;35193416]hackforums.net[/QUOTE] That joke reminds me of the equally funny joke, sethhack.net!

char mander;

[QUOTE=Azur;35197650]char mander;[/QUOTE] [url=http://facepunch.com/threads/1029040]26% of people[/url] wouldn't get this joke

[QUOTE=mechanarchy;35197712][url=http://facepunch.com/threads/1029040]26% of people[/url] wouldn't get this joke[/QUOTE] I didn't get it until I googled "charmander" because I have suppressed all my memories from my Pokémon stage.

[QUOTE=Eudoxia;35197767]I didn't get it until I googled "charmander" because I have suppressed all my memories from my Pokémon stage.[/QUOTE] Those were much happier and care-free times, no doubt.

[QUOTE=MrTilepy;35206301]Those were much happier and care-free times, no doubt.[/QUOTE] Now I want to go find my Pokemon Yellow cartridge :\ [sub]oh wow I have been mulling over this thread for days and I still can't come up with anything remotely funny[/sub]

[code]#define _ < score[/code]

[QUOTE=Rayjingstorm;35220095][code]#define _ < score[/code][/QUOTE] I don't get it, rate me boxes.

[QUOTE=DarkShadow6;35220137]I don't get it, rate me boxes.[/QUOTE] I'm new, and it may not be funny (or even syntactically correct) but "underscore = less than score"

[QUOTE=Rayjingstorm;35220154]I'm new, and it may not be funny (or even syntactically correct) but "underscore = less than score"[/QUOTE] Not as funny when you explain it, but, yeah. I see what you did there :u

[QUOTE=DarkShadow6;35220187]Not as funny when you explain it, but, yeah. I see what you did there :u[/QUOTE] Before I explain: It's not at all funny. After I explain: It's not as funny as when it wasn't funny at all. :psyduck:

[QUOTE=Rayjingstorm;35220341]Before I explain: It's not at all funny. After I explain: It's not as funny as when it wasn't funny at all. :psyduck:[/QUOTE] Cool story, negative funny.

Doesn't really belong here but am I the only one to name my variables long penis or int elligent?