Programming Jokes February - Obligatory Witty Remark
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Obviously we are inferior to his humor skills.
[QUOTE=Cockman;36436157]A programmer walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "Eyyyyyyyyy, look what we have here?"
They started discussing politics and then it happens. Pow! Right through the door! Haha wow! Holy crap![/QUOTE]
Wait what
I just realised that the thread is still on february edition :v:
Well there's like 15 posts a month so each thread would barely reach one page :v:
Oh man it hertz so much. I hax no idea watt it is.
Also; ascii a stupid question, get a stupid ansii
[QUOTE=Number-41;36471965]Well there's like 15 posts a month so each thread would barely reach one page :v:[/QUOTE]
1 of which is an actual programming joke.
I'll make a geel joke:
Skynet can't touch my sincos tangent.
[QUOTE=DarkShadow6;35127083]Ugh, but how I wish people were more like [i]me[/i].
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to sound "holier than thou". Far from it.
I think of myself as unfocused from the general bias of society. I don't discriminate against people for their skin color, race, ideology, weight, likes, dislikes, etc. (unless I'm trollolololin' lol), and if everyone did that the world would be a better place (minus the trollin').
Back to my original point, if so many young women weren't so focused on OMG CLOTHES SHOES HAIR NO ONE LIKES MEEEEEEE BAWWWWWWWWWWW, and then to slowly grow into more of the same as they get older, then I would have a larger pool of the opposite sex that I would be truly attracted to. I guess I'll just have to wait until I'm older and I can find someone in my age group that's actually [del]mature[/del] less focused on society.
TL;DR world sucks because of monopolized "if you aren't like us then gtfo" society
Ontopic: Still no witty comment, dammit. I've been trying to come up with one since I first posted T_T
When I do come up with one it'll probably be terrible and unfunny.[/QUOTE]
says world sucks because of monopolized "if you aren't like us then gtfo" society
tells everyone else that they should be more like him
[QUOTE=cyber_cam34;36570819][URL="http://www.codingconcoctions.net/screencloud/shot_2012_07_01_11_37_38.png"]Jokes[/URL][/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.codingconcoctions.net/screencloud/shot_2012_07_01_11_37_38.png[/img]
Fixed the image for you.
[QUOTE=Chris220;36570841][img]http://www.codingconcoctions.net/screencloud/shot_2012_07_01_11_37_38.png[/img]
Fixed the image for you.[/QUOTE]
It wouldn't do that for me, it just kept appearing as text.
How I view the forth of July:
freedom independence(taxes, no_representaion);
...think about it....
[QUOTE=EnduringWind;36657353]How I view the forth of July:
freedom independence(taxes, no_representaion);
...think about it....[/QUOTE]
What is the forth of july? Is it similar to the fourth of July? What is representaion?
[QUOTE=helifreak;36658112]What is the forth of july? Is it similar to the fourth of July? What is representaion?[/QUOTE]
"The declaration of independence" (and yes I know it wasn't actually signed on the 4th) Sorry for the obscurity.
I didn't get it at all until you pointed it out but it didn't ruin it that much for me.
What is Benoit B. Mandelbrot's middle name?
Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
-snip-
I used to hate Java. Then I meet Python.
[QUOTE=HeatPipe;38533080]I used to hate Java. Then I meet Python.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKZTeWQdrPY[/media]
Python <3
Did you guys hear about the programmer who couldn't get to sleep?
He lay there all night thinking
[code]
while (!asleep()){
sheep++;
}
[/code]
-snip, looks like you don't like "why don't X programmers Y" variations-
Doing some math in my head, I found out I can make this:
[code]
while($i <3 ){
echo chr(73+($i*(3*$i)));
$i++;
}
[/code]
[QUOTE=Uglehs;38598898]Doing some math in my head, I found out I can make this:
[code]
<?php
while($i [highlight]<3[/highlight] ){
echo chr(73+($i*(3*$i)));
$i++;
}
?>
[/code][/QUOTE]
What is the joke
[QUOTE=sambooo;38598913]What is the joke[/QUOTE]
not really a "HAHA" joke, but I wasn't about to make a thread about some snippet that spells out something.
[QUOTE=sambooo;38598913]What is the joke[/QUOTE]
I <3 (I love)
[code]>>> i = 0
>>> while i <3:
... print chr(73+(i*(3*i)))
... i+=1
...
I
L
U
>>>[/code]
I L U = I Love You
How do you always find the time to smile?
That's just my
( •_•)
(* •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
Regular Expression
Two strings walk into a bar. One says "I'd like a beer please. 25s3z %- 9238435". The other string says "Sorry about my friend, he's not null-terminated."
that was a lame garble
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The other string says "Sorry about my friend, he's not null-terminated."[/code]
Better?
[QUOTE=Mega1mpact;38611525]Two strings walk into a bar. One says "I'd like a beer please. 25s3z %- 9238435". The other string says "Sorry about my friend, he's not null-terminated."[/QUOTE]
Two strings, Debug and Release, walk into a bar.
Debug says, "I'd like a beer please.MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM".
Release says, "Sorry about my friend, he's not null-terminated.String_Release.exe has stopped working".
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Programming Jokes February - Obligatory Witty Remark
