Children?

[MisterAvourlace]

[QUOTE=Eagle9;23475348]Your right, for example:
Stress.
Stretched vagina.
Bitchiness.
Homicidal thoughts.
Fighting.
Divorce.
Child Support.
ALIMONY.
Angry Dad that does everything to get kid back.
Restraining order.
Violation of said order.
Imprisonment.
News that your mentally disturbed Dad has escaped.
an Law and Order episode.[/QUOTE]

Or all of those things plus the lulz of being able to make an actual comic w/ children. I think itd be great- I already have my script and such ready, so all I have to get is the children.

[Eagle9]

yeah a comic with children would be cool. Any chance i could take part? :3

[MisterAvourlace]

[QUOTE=Eagle9;23475533]yeah a comic with children would be cool. Any chance i could take part? :3[/QUOTE]

Yeah- Maybe if I get it up and running when the models are made- Its meant to be a big long strip-by-strip episode.

[Eagle9]

whats it about?

[MisterAvourlace]

[QUOTE=Eagle9;23475739]whats it about?[/QUOTE]

Well, this thread is mainly about the child models, and not really for this discussion, but in short I can say an old combine w/ a beard tells stories and such, sort of like those things that used to come on local channels everywhere when I was a kid. I just have to wait for the story.

[Eagle9]

Yeah. I gotcha.

[TheFallen(TF2)]

[QUOTE=Eagle9;23475057]12:09 AM, EST, Tuesday - Children models for GMod are released.
12:16 AM, EST, Tuesday - Pervert Reskin
12:17 AM, EST Tuesday - 1000 Sex poses.
1:00 AM, EST, Tuesday - Movie about a school getting shot da' fuck up is released.
2:00 AM - 5:00 AM, EST, Tuesday - More bloody reskins, sex poses/movies, execution movies, perv reskin child hangs from tree.
7:00 AM, EST. Tuesday - UN Official goes to Garrysmod.org(Apparently UN Officials play GMod too)
sees models. Clicks on links to video. More videos. and more Videos.
7:01-8:02 AM, EST, Tuesday - Multiple UN officials are watching, puking, dying inside.
9:00 AM, EST Tuesday - PETA Members file lawsuit against Garry for a video about Naked Children ******* Goats.
10:00 AM, EST, Tuesday - UN Members Call attention to a new proposal to ban GMod, CS:S, and anything Sandboxish.
11:08 AM,EST, Tuesday - UN Presentation of bill. Said Videos are displayed. Everyone in room(except Saudi Arabia) pukes their Holy guts out.
12:43 PM, EST, Tuesday - After puke is cleaned up, bill is passed. Gmod is banned.

The Next Day.

9AM, Crackdown begins.

DEA,ATF units bust down doors of 13 year olds putting thrusters on a soda can while silmutaneously shooting the **** outta ragdolls.

12AM, Riots break out.

3PM, Data Centers are destroyed. building in flames. Internet is gone. National Servers that contain vital information are DOWN and DESTROYED.

9PM, While the US is in flames and a national data crysis occurs, China takes note. As does NK and Russia.

The Next Day. Again.

Picture Half-Life 2, except with Russia,China, and Korea as the Combine.
NO Gordon Freeman.

We die.All Hell WILL break lose if you release this pack. We have been warned.

/troll[/QUOTE]

Thats stupid. Besides there is a high demand in modelers right now and we may not even get models for this request.

[Eagle9]

Well then you can kiss my shiny white ass. It was a stupid scenario, in case you couldn't fucking tell that in the first place. Thats meant to be stupid, and thats meant to be dramatic. God damn....

[TheFallen(TF2)]

[QUOTE=Eagle9;23479288]Well then you can kiss my shiny white ass. It was a stupid scenario, in case you couldn't fucking tell that in the first place. Thats meant to be stupid, and thats meant to be dramatic. God damn....[/QUOTE]

Hey, I wasn't trying to offend you sorry. Anyway, who would be able to this request?

[hipsterhendrix]

[QUOTE=Das Bo Schitt;23440312]I support this. I'm sick of using the "child_worker" ragdolls with the hollowed out neck bases and no facial expressions.

Of course it's going to come back to "Oh dear, children in a first-person shooter." It's Garry's Mod, they're only ragdolls, not actual people. If you don't want to shoot the children, don't shoot the damned children. It's the Mass Effect argument all over again. If you don't want sex in your game, don't friggin' have sex.[/QUOTE]

yeah but no ones complaind about the child worker roagdolls

so i agree we need some other child models

they released an chinese child on facepunch an few monthes ago

[😹 WHO DID THIS]

Anyone remembers Hot Coffee Mod for GTA SA?

You want to bring to a new level?

Eagle9 has summed it all

[IMG]http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/boy_with_coffee_cup.jpg[/img]
KID COFFEE!

[MisterAvourlace]

[QUOTE=GhillieBacca;23480083]Anyone remembers Hot Coffee Mod for GTA SA?

You want to bring to a new level?

Eagle9 has summed it all

[IMG]http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/boy_with_coffee_cup.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Ok. We already have hot coffee for gmod! Havent you heard of fakefactory? Meh. Who cares. Im not gonna make the kids f3ck, Im just gonna use them for a comic or two.

[Eagle9]

Kid Coffee eh...... TIME TO LEARN LUA!

[Glaber]

Let's see, what we have so far are:
HL2 Beta Kids (in need of face flexes and maybe finger poseing)
Alma Wade
The Asian kid looks like he's ready for combat.
Ness (Brawl)
Lucus (Brawl)
Cream the Rabbit (Sonic)
Marine the Racoon (Sonic)
the silent hill girl
a Little sister from Bioshock 2 (Check releases for Bioshock 2)
the little sisters from Bioshock (Check releases for Bioshock)

[MisterAvourlace]

[QUOTE=Glaber;23480583]Let's see, what we have so far are:
HL2 Beta Kids (in need of face flexes and maybe finger poseing)
Alma Wade
The Asian kid looks like he's ready for combat.
Ness (Brawl)
Lucus (Brawl)
Cream the Rabbit (Sonic)
the silent hill girl
a Little sister from Bioshock 2 (Check releases for Bioshock 2)
the little sisters from Bioshock (Check releases for Bioshock)[/QUOTE]

Im looking for some that dont look like insane murderers.

[Eagle9]

You serious? With all the teen angst and depression, almost all kids ARE insane murderers! Thats why we see 9 year olds on CS:S and MW2... that and the fact that parents are fucking retarded irresponsible jackoffs.....

[MisterAvourlace]

[QUOTE=Eagle9;23480720]You serious? With all the teen angst and depression, almost all kids ARE insane murderers! Thats why we see 9 year olds on CS:S and MW2... that and the fact that parents are fucking retarded irresponsible jackoffs.....[/QUOTE]

True, but a percentage arent. I mean, Im looking for regular kids. Oi.

[Exorade]

[QUOTE=GhillieBacca;23480083]Anyone remembers Hot Coffee Mod for GTA SA?

You want to bring to a new level?

Eagle9 has summed it all
[/QUOTE]

Yeah I guess one isn't tagged a pedophile once they do sex poses with child ragdolls, I doubt many people would seriously even consider doing stuff like that.

At least not in this community, most people still have IP's and steam accounts visible and saved.

My opinion is still that the whole [i]"No one should do this, because someone might be retarded enough to do something like that."[/i] argument is ridicilously stupid.

Like Garry shouldn't have never made Garry's Mod so that people couldn't do sex poses and have discussions like this.
Hell, no one shouldn't have never invented computers because people can do all kinds of wrong stuff with those.

[Protection]

Your going to need a pink pony with these. Well, mainly for me because I wuv ponies <3

[Eagle9]

So Protection, what your getting at is we should have the child fuck the Pink Pony? Excellent idea! Your hired!

[Protection]

[QUOTE=Eagle9;23480964]So Protection, what your getting at is we should have the child fuck the Pink Pony? Excellent idea! Your hired![/QUOTE]

Oh fuck, gotta get away from PETA and everything else that wants to kill me for mentioning a pony! :uhaul:

Oh yeah, and I think someone could just use the one child model and uhh.... Just edit it around a bit.

[MisterAvourlace]

[QUOTE=Eagle9;23480964]So Protection, what your getting at is we should have the child fuck the Pink Pony? Excellent idea! Your hired![/QUOTE]

Yep. He definitely meant fuck! He couldn't have all have thought RIDE, I mean, who RIDES ponies?

[Eagle9]

Well when I RIDE my girlfriend am I not fucking her? I mean who RIDES chicks.....

[MisterAvourlace]

[QUOTE=Eagle9;23481052]Well when I RIDE my girlfriend am I not fucking her? I mean who RIDES chicks.....[/QUOTE]

Fetishists.

[Eagle9]

Is that even a word? :geno:

[editline]07:08PM[/editline]

I apologize, for my incoherence has temporarily downed the site.

[MisterAvourlace]

[QUOTE=Eagle9;23481445]Is that even a word? :geno:

[editline]07:08PM[/editline]

I apologize, for my incoherence has temporarily downed the site.[/QUOTE]

Either way, you get the idea. I just want some kid models for a nice little comic.

[Eagle9]

As long as I'm high, as long as were bored, all topics are lies, until we are ignored.

[MeLuckyCharms]

[IMG]http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn243/m3luck3ycharms/MollieWIP.png[/IMG]

The best i could get to resemble a young women, supposed to be a girl i used to know a while back.

[Eagle9]

EST Completion? Looks like I'll have to do a little texture work there.

[MeLuckyCharms]

[QUOTE=Eagle9;23485953]EST Completion? Looks like I'll have to do a little texture work there.[/QUOTE]

never thought of publicly releasing this, honestly. but if people are willing...i guess i could do something