• Half-life 2 Male Alyx?
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What the hell. Neo, you change your avatar almost as often as you change your UNDERWEAR. Ionno. It might be interesting for girls who play HL2 to have a guy instead of a girl. After all, in HL2 you never do see or hear yourself.
Did anyone ever stop to think she might be hiding something down there? My theory is that Alyx is a transvestite.
[QUOTE=Aarchaic]Did anyone ever stop to think she might be hiding something down there? My theory is that Alyx is a transvestite.[/QUOTE] Then she must be one damn hot trap. I'll still do it.
Ooh here's an idea, Darklin. You can't do this in HL2, but use the inflator tool in Gmod to make Alyx more masculine. [QUOTE=NeoDement]I propose the old switcharoo. Kleiner for Alyx.[/QUOTE] I still say magnusson is funnier "What are you waiting for, Freeman, a hug?" and "Woah, for a moment there, I thought you were going to get a hug"
Rule 64? Don't you mean 34?
What rule are you talking about?
[QUOTE=Sales Kital]What rule are you talking about?[/QUOTE] You must journey beyond ye boundaries of Facepunch and seek out ye rules oh the internet, God hath inscribed them upon yon website: "Encyclopaedia Dramatica"
[QUOTE=ChaosLord]What the hell. Neo, you change your avatar almost as often as you change your UNDERWEAR.[/QUOTE] Yeah but this guy's hot
[QUOTE=Megadudex1][img]http://www.filecram.com/files/gm_construct0009.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] secksy
Alyx as a man would completely ruin the ending of ep2, and well, just about every single part she's in. Gay, straight, bisexual, male, female, inbetween, no one cares about a male as much as a female in distress. Think about how different hl2, ep1, and ep2 would be. She's a female for a reason. It creates a dynamic a male couldn't achieve.
How about converting the Combines into that Terminator model I saw on the net.
[QUOTE=Megadudex1][img]http://www.filecram.com/files/gm_construct0009.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Eye bleach, please.
Okay, look people. If we are going to make Alyx, a totally hot female, ass kicking character, into a testosterone pumping dude, we have to replace Eli, Kleiner, and Magnison with butt ugly chicks. Oh and we also have to make Mossman into a weight lifter as well.
Mossman can stay how she is, she's funny enough
This thread was almost identical to another old one asking for a 'manly alyx" <__<, made by a person called SemenTaco...
[QUOTE=Red Katana]This thread was almost identical to another old one asking for a 'manly alyx" <__<, made by a person called SemenTaco...[/QUOTE] Time paradox?
well, not identical in that every post is the same or whatever (there were only 2 relys) I mean that they asked for the same exact thing.
[QUOTE=Megadudex1][img]http://www.filecram.com/files/gm_construct0009.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Epic Fail.
[QUOTE=FPSDars]The universe then implodes, creating in it's absence a planet inhabited only by Rush, who then conquer the galaxy.[/QUOTE] Woohoo!!!
Just add chest hair. :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=HiddenScript]Just add chest hair. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] And when would you see said chest hair?
Uhm why a boy alyx?You gay?Or your a girl insulting other girls?
[QUOTE=speedyigee]Uhm why a boy alyx?You gay?Or your a girl insulting other girls?[/QUOTE] I AM NOT A GIRL!
[QUOTE=Darklin]I AM NOT A GIRL![/QUOTE] :rolleye: [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=speedyigee]Uhm why a boy alyx?You gay?Or your a girl insulting other girls?[/QUOTE] But now the question. Are [i]you[/i] a girl?
[QUOTE=Darklin]I AM NOT A GIRL![/QUOTE] Okay, okay, we get it. Now that we have THAT out of the way, I want it straight, what do you dislike about girls/women/females
[QUOTE=Darklin]I AM NOT A GIRL![/QUOTE] Rated Informative. :v:
[QUOTE=purvisdavid1] But now the question. Are [i]you[/i] a girl?[/QUOTE] No why you asking? I R UNCORMFORTABLE!!
[QUOTE=Darklin]And when would you see said chest hair?[/QUOTE] When Alyx offers you to see her boobs. Wait...
[QUOTE=TAU!]When Alyx offers you to see her boobs. Wait...[/QUOTE] :ssh: stop telling everyone the plot for episode 3.
[QUOTE=Antorka]:ssh: stop telling everyone the plot for episode 3.[/QUOTE] How would they work the portal gun into that?! [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=Ragnerock]Okay, okay, we get it. Now that we have THAT out of the way, I want it straight, what do you dislike about girls/women/females[/QUOTE] I have nothing against them. I just don't like them. Anyway, this is none of your business.
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