Need help with a few models - Developers

I'm sad that i am this late to this thread and it's devolved to people fighting against eachother Still this thread made me switch my avatar so thanks for that ...i guess I haven't had such a good laugh in ages though Fucking perfect [editline]5th January 2016[/editline] Why am i the first post of the page when i got nothing usefull to add I deserve these dumbs :v:

[QUOTE=WhyNott;49459272]If theres one thing this thread helped me realize, its how profitable the niche fetish model market is. I mean, 100 dollars for a cock model? I worked in a factory once as a physical worker and $100 is what I made in a [b]week[/b]. Making that cock model probably took about 80 minutes, including the texture. Fixing that model is even simpler, apart from the vagina flexes that I have no idea about, stuff like smoothing out some verticles and making bodygroups would probably take me like 10 minutes max. And you are willing to give $140 for that. [sp]OP, 80 dollars and I fix you up everything except the flexes. Deal?[/sp][/QUOTE] Honestly though now that I have the chance to actually read the requirement that OP want fixing since I'm not on my phone in the public, these are like some really simple fix even for me which I have only took an introductory 3D course last semester I doubt OP has actually put any effort into trying to learn 3D modeling other than throwing money at it :v: 1 is probably bad envelope while rigging, 2 is some basic skinning (since OP claims to have the material already), 3 probably would work with some extra bone and vertices and 4 is just a material swap [sp]I am willing to undercut WhyNott to fix these models for 70 dollars and a bottle of vodka[/sp]

I think I've seen enough giant futa dongs in one day.

[QUOTE=Super2Donny;49459988]Honestly though now that I have the chance to actually read the requirement that OP want fixing since I'm not on my phone in the public, these are like some really simple fix even for me which I have only took an introductory 3D course last semester I doubt OP has actually put any effort into trying to learn 3D modeling other than throwing money at it :v: 1 is probably bad envelope while rigging, 2 is some basic skinning (since OP claims to have the material already), 3 probably would work with some extra bone and vertices and 4 is just a material swap [sp]I am willing to undercut WhyNott to fix these models for 70 dollars and a bottle of vodka[/sp][/QUOTE] 60 dollars without vodka, everything the guy above wants to do plus a high-five (just clean your hands please)

Well, good thing I still have 2 litres of vodka left from new years eve to process what I just saw, especially the pics from his Tumblr page. :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Enforcer99;49460159]Well, good thing I still have 2 litres of vodka left from new years eve to process what I just saw, especially the pics from his tumblr page. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Viewing that Tumblr page was a poor life decision.

[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;49460321]Viewing that Tumblr page was a poor life decision.[/QUOTE] Don't worry, this thread seems to be full of them.

Just when I thought FP had it all.

[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;49460321]Viewing that Tumblr page was a poor life decision.[/QUOTE] It made me lose some faith in humanity

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;49457839]So a friend on steam and I were discussing this and one of his friends found the following. [b]Warning, these links are super NSFW[/b] First we find the "comission" the OP mentioned was used as reference for making the models. ...or at least [b]NINE VARIATIONS OF IT![/b] [url=https://static1.e621.net/data/d2/48/d24893f25d38af328ac572dd7c93caf7.jpg]NSFW #1[/url] I won't post the rest because it's the same pose but with combinations of clothing and naked, with and without cum. Then we find the SFM models themselves in "action" as he must have went ahead and made a pose anyway despite the supposed shit rigging. [url=http://i.imgur.com/fgDFDkI.jpg]NSFW #2[/url] These come from a profile I won't link, but I will say contain stuff like shitty cgi model programs, fat men and animals, sonic characters I've never heard of, MLP, FNAF, and other SFM works involving the models from the OP, most notably this [url=http://i.imgur.com/75q9JTE.jpg]NSFW #3[/url] Just swaying in the wind as god intended. But the most interesting thing I found in my opinion was this [url=http://i.imgur.com/1L7JlDC.jpg]NSFW #4[/url] Yup, It's a concept design for a Walrus Penis, from the page he intended to actually commission (on top of the ungodly amount of money already spent here, seriously what kind of job does he have to afford this?!) this dong to a dong maker as a legit dildo to use. [editline]4th January 2016[/editline] No amount of earthy money or goods would ever buy him that back.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/exnh5c0.png[/img] Woooohhh

thanks for sharing this op this is amazing

I've seen a lot of shit on facepunch. The nastiest cum rag in existence, a guy who scavenged computer parts to look for real digimon...but I don't think anything comes close to a guy who spent a fucking G on furry futa models. Goddamn dude get your life together

well, this has been one the fastest developing threads I've seen here in the modelling section.. now that I visited this one, please kill me.. :speechless:

After this thread I'm innocent no more :cry:

I literally just woke up. Now my day is ruined because I laughed my ass off and nothing will top this. There is no point in doing anything else today, because I have already hit the highlight 5 minutes in. Thanks OP

Someone put this on wikipunch

I don't care if someone said this before. This is furaffinity levels of awful.

this thread inspires to refine my 3D modeling skills so that I could make money off modeling dongs

I was very early on-site in this thread and screenshotted the entire first page to immortalize it because I thought it would get closed and removed. I come back from work the next day and see it's still going, boy I couldn't have been more wrong.

Counter request: someone needs to make a video about this entire thread. And make the video's music be this (or a slowed down/creepy version of it): [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9chlljbdmYg[/media] Get it? It's ironic because... Please someone do this.

[QUOTE=Craptasket;49458641]im a frog now dude.[/QUOTE] hey wtf man I'M the frog member here

[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;49460639]I've seen a lot of shit on facepunch. The nastiest cum rag in existence, [B]a guy who scavenged computer parts to look for real digimon[/B]...but I don't think anything comes close to a guy who spent a fucking G on furry futa models. Goddamn dude get your life together[/QUOTE] No way that's real. I need a link to that thread. [QUOTE=C0linSSX;49461234]hey wtf man I'M the frog member here[/QUOTE] Can't both of you be toad warriors and peacefully co-exist?

Legendary-tier Thread. This better be a TOYT 2k16 nomination

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49461375]Can't both of you be toad warriors and peacefully co-exist?[/QUOTE] I'm good with that (but only if we're battletoads instead)

In the 5 years I've been mostly lurking on this site. Nothing will ( Hopefully ) surpass this thread this year..again hopefully. Thread of the Year 2016.

This is why I'm voting Trump

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49461375]No way that's real. I need a link to that thread.[/QUOTE] I had a quick look and this is all I found. [url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1161381[/url]

[QUOTE=LiquidNazgul;49461129]Counter request: someone needs to make a video about this entire thread. And make the video's music be this (or a slowed down/creepy version of it): [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9chlljbdmYg[/media] Get it? It's ironic because... Please someone do this.[/QUOTE] i have some spare time so i guess ill do it, how slow should the song be?

[QUOTE=derpybone;49462162]i have some spare time so i guess ill do it, how slow should the song be?[/QUOTE] Gonna have to go through about seven or eight pages, so pretty slow, I imagine.

[QUOTE=Infab;49462213]Gonna have to go through about seven or eight pages, so pretty slow, I imagine.[/QUOTE] i haven't had any motivation to edit anything for about a month.. but this, its going to take a bit but i hope i don't let anyone down.