• Need help with a few models
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[QUOTE=Xabin;49457522]Believe me, it's really starting to dwell in my mind, that thought. Believe it or not, I HAVE found people who like the models and like using them in their own work, so I want to get them fixed as much for those people, as it is for me.[/quote] Suuuurrree. [QUOTE=Xabin;49457522]Seriously, at first your reactions were mildly humorous, when it was just overexaggerated disgust, but now that you're being "No Fun Allowed" guys, it's stopped being humorous.[/quote] I'm gonna doubt you totally were laughing at us laughing at you. Also I'm sorry we don't have a subsection for big fat walrus cocks. [QUOTE=Xabin;49457522]If you have a problem with this, report it to the administrators and let them deal with it. Otherwise, [b]GO THE FUCK AWAY.[/b][/QUOTE] So what happened to [QUOTE=Xabin;49454810]*sighs* Fine, delete this thread, then. Not going to be mocked for wanting help on these models, just because of what they are.[/QUOTE] and [QUOTE=Xabin;49454826]Don't have the time or patience to do so, I can only have other people do it for me. The most I can do is make shitty 3D sculpts.[/QUOTE]?
[QUOTE=Xabin;49457522]Otherwise, GO THE FUCK AWAY.[/QUOTE] Is the concept "THIS IS NOT THE PLACE TO ASK FOR YOUR REQUEST, PLEASE CEASE WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND STOP INQUIRING HERE." too hard to grasp? This shouldn't be [B]this difficult[/B] to understand.
[QUOTE=Xabin;49457522]Believe me, it's really starting to dwell in my mind, that thought. Believe it or not, I HAVE found people who like the models and like using them in their own work, so I want to get them fixed as much for those people, as it is for me. As far as "ruining friendships", maybe I should elaborate; they decided I was being "too pushy" with the requests and abandoned them, even though all I did was ask for updates and whether there was anything I could help them with. That's all. I wanted to make the process EASIER for them, NOT get in their way. They decided I was being an asshole, with no proof of it, so it's mostly them that was the problem. And please, I've seen worse shit on other sites, and that's just a fraction of what's available on DA, most of which is most certainly NOT NEARLY that bad. This isn't back when DA DID allow porn; if I were to post up the herm versions of my models on there, without some sort of censor, it would've been taken down immediately and I would be in danger of being banned, they're THAT opposed to it. So don't try to kinkshame me into leaving with misguided comparisons to DA. Seriously, at first your reactions were mildly humorous, when it was just overexaggerated disgust, but now that you're being "No Fun Allowed" guys, it's stopped being humorous. If you have a problem with this, report it to the administrators and let them deal with it. Otherwise, GO THE FUCK AWAY.[/QUOTE] I still can't get over the fact that you wanted some one to fix your cock prop
This is fucking amazing
[QUOTE=F T;49457550]Is the concept "THIS IS NOT THE PLACE TO ASK FOR YOUR REQUEST, PLEASE CEASE WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND STOP INQUIRING HERE." too hard to grasp? This shouldn't be [B]this difficult[/B] to understand.[/QUOTE] Honestly I would be doing this too if I spent a king's ransom on outrageous walrus titty cock models only for the guy I commissioned to just disappear without a trace leaving me with god know how much money gone and an unfinished walrus futa. Also I will never stop mentioning the walrus cock.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;49457530]OP, I'm curious to ask since you mentioned you BOUGHT these models from a modeler, How much did you pay for these? Because combined with the guy totally not taking your money, shoving his half assed titty walruses into your face, then also TOTALLY not running the other direction, and losing actually friends over this, I'm very certain you just blew up a good chunk of your personal life because of one thing. Your obsession with Archie Comic sonic character futa walruses. In fact I have a feeling that this notion is why you're so defensive, you simply don't want to admit you just lost a quite a bit because of your passion for walrus penis.[/QUOTE] The initial models (of which there were four sets) were paid for at $100 a piece, plus expenses like extra outfits and whatnot. They weren't rigged or flexed, and they were very well made; most of the people I showed them to agree that they were very good and the artist did a fine job on them. The guy who rigged the ones I posted did a shitty job with them, and that I will agree I got ripped off on; if I had known he would've done such a bad job with it AND be so goddamn anti-furry about it now, I would never have asked him about them. The others were rigged for free by someone else and they managed to get done decently enough, but they thought I was being pushy with the request (I wasn't, I was just a bit impatient with the updates and was asking for ways I could help him make the job of converting them easier), so that's what I meant by this "destroying friendships". Same thing happened with the guy I got to fix the rigging with the models I posted on here, but at least, save for those minor errors on the arm, he did them right. I am in no way dissatisfied with the quality of the meshes, themselves, just how I've been treated when trying to get them converted to SFM. And as for that "obsessed with walrus futa", that was out of necessity; they were based on a picture I got done from another artist who wouldn't do the characters unless they were futa; both it and the models would've been fully male, had I been able to get away with it. I just like the couple, for my own reasons. [editline]4th January 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=psychofox67;49457554]I still can't get over the fact that you wanted some one to fix your cock prop[/QUOTE] The cock isn't the part that's broken; what I'm interested in is widening some of the flexes on the holes, fixing the minor mesh spiking on the arm of one of the female models, and getting some clothing for the walrus models bodygrouped. Right now, the rigging, finally, is the least of the issues I have with the models.
[QUOTE=Xabin;49457578] And as for that "obsessed with walrus futa", that was out of necessity[/QUOTE] If futa walruses are a necessity in your life, then you have some serious life choices to reconsider. Never before have I seen someone with so little shame.
[QUOTE=Xabin;49457578]The cock isn't the part that's broken[/QUOTE] Lovely [QUOTE]And as for that "obsessed with walrus futa", that was out of necessity; they were based on a picture I got done from another artist who wouldn't do the characters unless they were futa; both it and the models would've been fully male, had I been able to get away with it. I just like the couple, for my own reasons. [/QUOTE] You are beyond justifying your request or the models you have on your hands. Nobody on this forum would be willing to fulfill your request unless they plan on screwing with it, and no amount of pleading or rationalizing will help either. Go to e621 or the darkweb or somewhere else to get your anthropomorphized zoo rigged, as it is not appropriate for this site. Look, even if you came to Fast Threads in 2010 and showed this off you would be laughed at. Just extract yourself from that internet feedback loop you reside in and look at yourself.
[QUOTE=Xabin;49457578]The initial models (of which there were four sets) were paid for at $100 a piece, plus expenses like extra outfits and whatnot. They weren't rigged or flexed, and they were very well made; most of the people I showed them to agree that they were very good and the artist did a fine job on them.[/quote] [b]YOU SERIOUSLY SPENT $400+ ON FUCKING SONIC FUTA MODELS?![/b] Am I fucking reading that correctly? Actually now that I recheck it sounds almost like $600+! That's a fucking new gaming console or some shit. [QUOTE=Xabin;49457578]The guy who rigged the ones I posted did a shitty job with them, and that I will agree I got ripped off on; if I had known he would've done such a bad job with it AND be so goddamn anti-furry about it now, I would never have asked him about them.[/quote] Was that $100 as well? are we looking at $500-$700+ total here? [QUOTE=Xabin;49457578]The others were rigged for free by someone else and they managed to get done decently enough, but they thought I was being pushy with the request (I wasn't, I was just a bit impatient with the updates and was asking for ways I could help him make the job of converting them easier), so that's what I meant by this "destroying friendships".[/quote] I have a feeling you're backpedaling on the "destroying friendships" comment just to make yourself not look like an idiot for spending $500-$700+(?) on futa models. Even if you didn't lose a friend or two, I would still reconsider my life if I spent that ungodly amount on something like this. Plus last I checked, it's not nice to pay out your asshole for commissions and then be a pushy asshole about getting the Mona Lisa done in half an hour. [QUOTE=Xabin;49457578]I am in no way dissatisfied with the quality of the meshes, themselves, just how I've been treated when trying to get them converted to SFM. And as for that "obsessed with walrus futa", that was out of necessity; they were based on a picture I got done from another artist who wouldn't do the characters unless they were futa; both it and the models would've been fully male, had I been able to get away with it. I just like the couple, for my own reasons.[/QUOTE] And how much did you spend on the commission for just the reference picture for the models?! I'm legit at a loss for words, I must be reading this shit wrong because you must have spent probably over $1000 to get your Walrus cock just the way you want it.
[QUOTE=Xabin;49457578] The others were rigged for free by someone else and they managed to get done decently enough, [B]but they thought I was being pushy with the request[/B] (I wasn't, [B]I was just a bit impatient with the updates[/B] and was asking for ways I could help him make the job of converting them easier), so that's what I meant by this "destroying friendships". [B]Same thing happened with the guy I got to fix the rigging with the models I posted on here[/B], but at least, save for those minor errors on the arm, he did them right. [/QUOTE] Yeah I think you just ruined any chance you had of getting your request done here. And judging from how pushy you are here, I think you were more than impatient.
[QUOTE=Xabin;49457578]The initial models (of which there were four sets) were paid for at $100 a piece, plus expenses like extra outfits and whatnot. They weren't rigged or flexed, [/QUOTE] Not only did you blow a large amount of money of these horrid things, but they weren't even rigged. I'm so sorry for you
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;49457563]Honestly I would be doing this too if I spent a king's ransom on outrageous walrus titty cock models only for the guy I commissioned to just disappear without a trace leaving me with god know how much money gone and an unfinished walrus futa. Also I will never stop mentioning the walrus cock.[/QUOTE] But why come [I]here [/I]of all places? Why Facepunch? I just want to make wacky posts and port Call of Duty models with all my cool friends. This is the [I]last [/I]place anyone should come for that. Hell, it shouldn't even be a place to come to with this shit at all.
"You guys are acting like babies who need to grow the fuck up! Anyway, I need somebody to help add anal flexing to my expensive Sonic models."
Now I'm just sad. That is a lot of wasted money. :scream:
[I]Several hundred dollars for Sonic walrus cock.[/I] Why would you do this? Jesus fucking Christ, man.
[QUOTE=Xabin;49457578]:words:[/QUOTE] The thing you fail to understand is that this is [U][B]NOT[/B][/U] the site to ask for this kind of stuff. There are a multitude of other websites that you can go to where people are happy to take your money and fix these things. Posting about it here is basically asking to get laughed at and ridiculed. Also, you spent [B][I]HOW MUCH[/I][/B] on models? Fucking [B][I]near $1000[/I][/B] on fetish models that didn't even have rigging or anything!? You [U][I][B]seriously[/B][/I][/U] need help.
Holy hell you could have done a lot of good with that money. Or at least thrown it into the ocean.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49457627]"You guys are acting like babies who need to grow the fuck up! Anyway, I need somebody to help add anal flexing to my expensive Sonic models."[/QUOTE] This post fucking sums up this thread .
You want something done right you gotta do it yourself
[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;49457642][I]Several hundred dollars for Sonic walrus cock.[/I][/QUOTE] It's like the equivalent of shovelling money into a furnace. To think people spend tons of cash on screwed up fetishes, whoa.
Guys this thread just went to a whole new level for me. At first it was funny because of the initial op. Then it was funny for how defensive op was. Now it's god damn ridiculous now that I know he has spent either above, or damn well near $1000 on a Futa Walrus and Futa Echidna. :dogcited: [b]I ORDERED A NEW GAMING RIG FOR THAT MUCH MONEY![/b] :dogcited:
If this thread doesn't get Thread of the Decade, then I don't know what will.
$400-600 would buy you enough quality tutorial materials for Blender or the free-license-for-education edition of 3D Studio MAX for you to build, rig, and bone :quagmire: your own models...
[QUOTE=Infab;49457678]If this thread doesn't get Thread of the Decade, then I don't know what will.[/QUOTE] I demand it becomes immediate winner for thread of the year, or at least a very close runner up.
Thread of the century material here. This gave me a good laugh for when I really needed one. Thanks op.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;49457682]I demand it becomes immediate winner for thread of the year, or at least a very close runner up.[/QUOTE] The only thing that could top this would be the return of tropsical and DJ Dong swooping in on post #2 with a DJ Dong/tropsical duet of That Cat: The Musical.
[QUOTE=Infab;49457678]If this thread doesn't get Thread of the Decade, then I don't know what will.[/QUOTE] The sheer absurdity is just amazing. Thank's to dysthymia I've had a hard time trying to laugh at anything or even feel anything other than anxiety. But this thread. This fucking thread. I'm laughing and it feels great for a change
This makes me wish we had titles back. To see what title he got bought would be the cherry on top of this thread.
[QUOTE=Sunday_Roast;49457700]The sheer absurdity is just amazing. Thank's to dysthymia I've had a hard time trying to laugh at anything or even feel anything other than anxiety. But this thread. This fucking thread. I'm laughing and it feels great for a change[/QUOTE] At least that's $1000 spent on making a random facepuncher laugh at OP's expense. [editline]4th January 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=SuperPlamz;49457706]This makes me wish we had titles back. To see what title he got bought would be the cherry on top of this thread.[/QUOTE] I'd happily buy the title for him.
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