• Gnomey
    124 replies, posted
I want to see that gnome kicking some mingebag ass on my local server...
Maybe a replacement Headcrab?
This is fucking awesome. [Just like that shitty link they make when you say fucking awesome in general discussion.]
This is Chuck Norris v2.1 (v2.0 was the HL2 Gnome :P)
Walker Texas Gnome.
Awesome. A ragdoll gnome. Still kinda defeats the purpose of the garden gnome.
[QUOTE=minigun_mike]Walker Texas Gnome.[/QUOTE] I would so Skin that...
He would have to have a cowboy hat.
Now, [b]THAT[/b] would be awesome!
All in favor of a Chuck Norris gnome? (would have to make a roundhouse kick swep then...)
Is this a ragdolled Gnome? I can't look at the epic win SEND HIM TO SPACE!
From the dark future... through interdimesional portal... charged with energy... this gnome... became alive... ato make someone... dead... Keep it up. Can't wait too see that model.
Well, atleast people like my ideas :v:
Why are you people babbling on as if this is actually going to happen? I mean, the OP hasn't even posted since he made the post!
Yeah, I just realised that.
He's alive, don't worry.
The Climax of Episode 3, the gnome comes through a portal, and KICKS FREEMANS ASS! I love the gnome. EDIT: Too bad we haven't seen anything since the op. :sigh:
Chuck-Gnome will kick freeman in the face so hard he will be able to talk again.
[QUOTE=minigun_mike]Chuck-Gnome will kick freeman in the face so hard he will be able to talk again.[/QUOTE] Is that his name? Chuck-Gnome? :v:
I dunno but it sounds cool.
Well I see this stirred up some interest, and all of you are giving me some interesting ideas on where to go with this after I finish him for his ORIGINAL purpose. Let's just say, it's for a certain something [cough]film[/cough] that will see the light of day soonish. But who knows what else I could do with him? ;) [b]Edit:[/b] Here's another snippet. [img]http://burning-water.com/files/screens/snippet-20081012061130.png[/img]
Creepy. I LOVE IT!!!
NPC, that's what you could do with him! Seriously though, great work.
That's freaking it you need to get a gold star or something. Gold star for everyone.
[QUOTE=minigun_mike]Chuck-Gnome will kick freeman in the face so hard he will be able to talk again.[/QUOTE] Either his voice is so annoying people will want him to stop again or he will sound like god.
What does god sound like? :downs:
Very loud and deep and sometimes echoey. [b]Edit:[/b] Like he sounds in the 1950's version of the Ten Commandments, for the three people who will get that.
What??? Has no one seen Dogma??? God is a chick and her voice is really loud and deafening. And kills people. I think Freeman sounds like a regular joe kinda guy.
Chuck Gnorris. Chuck Gnomis. I dunno, use your imagination. :v:
[IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/14v225i.jpg[/IMG] I'M DOING IT WRONG! D:
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