The Facepunch "Yap and Blabber" Chat Thread

[Pyth]

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;36139301]You're welcome for the title which may or may not appear within the next few minutes

edit: dammit "toaste fetish"[/QUOTE]

It's supposed to be a link to a shock picture with something kinky involving a toaster. Example:

<a href=http://www.1337upload.net/files/mopman.jpg>title stuff</a>

Killing me.

For the record, I have:

[url]http://www.1337upload.net/files/jericho.png[/url] (Jericho_Rus)
[url]http://www.1337upload.net/files/gdan.png[/url] (GameDev)
[url]http://www.1337upload.net/files/mopman.jpg[/url] (Mopman)
[url]http://www.1337upload.net/files/Ironphoenix.jpg[/url] (IronPhoenix)

And, er, this thing.

[url]http://www.1337upload.net/files/usaflh.wav[/url]

[DasMaddi]

[QUOTE=Pyth;36139343]It's supposed to be a link to a shock picture with something kinky involving a toaster. Example:

<a href=http://www.1337upload.net/files/mopman.jpg>title stuff</a>

Killing me.[/QUOTE]

I would never forgive myself for trying to find toaster porn

Edit: Nevermind, found some

MOPMAN PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR TITLE CHANGED AGAIN

[muffle]

Oh geez

[DasMaddi]

[QUOTE=mopman999;36139438]Oh geez[/QUOTE]

DONE

click on your title next time you get a chance.

You might find something...arousing to you.

[muffle]

i ruined my childhood
nsfw
[url]http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/19099000/ngbbs49ffd04ddbee5.jpg[/url]

[editline]31st May 2012[/editline]

and now maddacheeb ruined my childhood
2 times in one night
this is hard life

[DasMaddi]

[QUOTE=mopman999;36139458]i ruined my childhood
nsfw
[url]http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/19099000/ngbbs49ffd04ddbee5.jpg[/url]

[editline]31st May 2012[/editline]

and now maddacheeb ruined my childhood
2 times in one night
this is hard life[/QUOTE]

Blabber

[muffle]

i never asked for this
you

you

cheeb

[DasMaddi]

[QUOTE=mopman999;36139501]i never asked for this
you

you

cheeb[/QUOTE]

:v:

[muffle]

if i had money i would change your title to i have a Milla Jovovich fetish

[DasMaddi]

[QUOTE=mopman999;36139540]if i had money i would change your title to i have a Milla Jovovich fetish[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't mind that as a matter of fact.

She can be attractive when she tries.

[img]http://onemillionlyrics.com/images/m/milla-jovovich--img-mbabcfdcb493806c3e1fc73a46f8aa813.jpg[/img]

She also does porn so win-win

[muffle]

no tits :v:
just remembered from that resident evil movie, idk which one theres like 50 of them

[DasMaddi]

[QUOTE=mopman999;36139603]no tits :v:[/QUOTE]

Yeah that's a common complaint

but I personally like 'em small ;)

[muffle]

welp this got weird pretty quick

to the hammer mobile

[editline]31st May 2012[/editline]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7bdr6fjg-k[/media]

[DasMaddi]

[QUOTE=mopman999;36139667]welp this weird pretty quick

to the hammer mobile

[editline]31st May 2012[/editline]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7bdr6fjg-k[/media][/QUOTE]

Somebody get J!m on the phone

we need dragons

[Pyth]

[QUOTE=mopman999;36139603]no tits :v:[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://www.celebsexblog.net/img/milla-jovovich-nipple-tn.jpg[/IMG]

They look like marbles. [IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-barf.gif[/IMG]

Really wtc they cast their own shadows.

[DasMaddi]

[QUOTE=Pyth;36139750][IMG]http://www.celebsexblog.net/img/milla-jovovich-nipple-tn.jpg[/IMG]

They look like marbles. [IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-barf.gif[/IMG]

Really wtc they cast their own shadows.[/QUOTE]

That movie was awesome

I purposely bought it for that scene

[muffle]

why did i spend half an hour on this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WBASr0EOdk&feature=youtu.be[/media]
whatever going to go watch some futurama until i fall asleep

[Timenova]

[QUOTE=Pyth;36135296][img]http://puu.sh/xNqp[/img]

Doom + Timenova =[/QUOTE]

Kindly prepare for Armageddon. Blood and giant ants will rain from an ignited sky.

[Sphinxa279]

Oh yeah, birthday today! 20 years old! Fuck yes, time to get drunk :v:

[IronPhoenix]

[QUOTE=TurtleeyFP;36136032]what are you even making[/QUOTE]

The clue is down in the bottom left corner of the perspective view.

[editline]31st May 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;36140464]Oh yeah, birthday today! 20 years old! Fuck yes, time to get drunk :v:[/QUOTE]

Sorry, the UK has run out of alcohol, you will have to drink tap water instead.

[Sphinxa279]

Fuck that! I have a stash of Vodka round the girlfriends, all good!

[IronPhoenix]

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;36140539]Fuck that! I have a stash of Vodka round the girlfriends, all good![/QUOTE]

I stole it, and burnt it.

[Sphinxa279]

[QUOTE=IronPhoenix;36140548]I stole it, and burnt it.[/QUOTE]

Where does she live :v:

PROVE IT PHOENIX.

[IronPhoenix]

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;36140558]Where does she live :v:

PROVE IT PHOENIX.[/QUOTE]

She lives next the crater of the falling whale.

[muffle]

I'm guessing now would be the proper time to go to bed :v:

[TurtleeyFP]

just found out Nick@Nite plays the Brady Bunch at 4 AM. guess who's watching the sun rise tonight?

[Sphinxa279]

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;36140887]Poor Sphinxa, no-one want's to go.
[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/md1f86.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Aha, nah we've got a bunch of us going, 7 of us so far man :)

[editline]31st May 2012[/editline]

Oh god the kid in the office got me Marijuana for my birthday :v:

How thoughtful :v:

[IronPhoenix]

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;36141323]Aha, nah we've got a bunch of us going, 7 of us so far man :)

[editline]31st May 2012[/editline]

Oh god the kid in the office got me Marijuana for my birthday :v:

How thoughtful :v:[/QUOTE]

*tips off the drug squad.

[Sphinxa279]

[QUOTE=IronPhoenix;36141392]*tips off the drug squad.[/QUOTE]

No you won't :v:

Let me have fun :3

[IronPhoenix]

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;36141427]No you won't :v:

Let me have fun :3[/QUOTE]

You are gonna have the drug squad breaching the windows and door!