[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;37081800]Hey guys.
So, I was on a porn site today, scouting around. And I noticed that Brazzers always advertises, like, the best porn around. Crystal clear HD picture, amazing sex scenes. ETC. 100% better than any free porn site. I never download or pay for porn, I have always found it stupid and pointless. But, I decided to be a little ambitions. So, I decided to check it out. Front page; the most erotic pictures ever. The perfect girl, having the perfect sex, doing the perfect stuff. ETC. Every guys fantasy. Oh, and girls squirting meters!<3 So, I knew that it cost's to view Brazzers so I decided to look at the prices. And I saw: [B]2 Day Trial: $1[/B] I thought; [I]What's to loose? [B](That was where I was so wrong.)[/B] [/I]I did a bit of research and saw that Brazzers (As I already knew) was on of the biggest porn websites around and that it has to be safe. Because thousands use it. So I thought what the hell and decided to buy a 2 day trial. Got on it, and well, needless to say I was dissapointed. No 100% perfect girls having amazing sex doing amazing stuff. No epic squirts or anything like the front page advertised. And worse yet, I could only watch [B]One 20 minute movie.[/B] Regardless, the images were amazing but nothing like I expected.
Anyway, I got off the site and about half an hour later I got a call from my bank:
[I]"This is call tothis is the fraud protection agency and your account has been marked under suspicious activity. And we need to verify a few things with you."[/I] So I think "shit" and phone them up. Anyway, turns out that Brazzers tried taking like 4 payments and a load of other bullshit. I got my bank to decline all the payments and contacted Brazzers right away on Live Support. The guy explained some bullshit and I also found out, that if I didn't cancel in two days, I would [B]automatically[/B] be put on a £35 a month membership. So, needless to say. I got them to cancel everything and remove my account and details.
Moral of the story; don't buy porn.[/QUOTE]
Moral to your Moral, Don't even go to porn sites and you will be safe from that.
shitty lighting and pretty simple displacements. but still a cave.
[t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/caveshit0012.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Beanz;37082125]shitty lighting and pretty simple displacements. but still a cave.
[t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/caveshit0012.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
looks like a rectum
[QUOTE=Barbarian887;37082188]looks like a rectum[/QUOTE]
I laughed so hard at that. Thanks.
[QUOTE=Barbarian887;37082188]looks like a rectum[/QUOTE]
What have you been-
Nevermind
[QUOTE=mopman999;37084147]What have you been-
Nevermind[/QUOTE]
Better question is Where!
[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;37081800]Hey guys.
So, I was on a porn site today, scouting around. And I noticed that Brazzers always advertises, like, the best porn around. Crystal clear HD picture, amazing sex scenes. ETC. 100% better than any free porn site. I never download or pay for porn, I have always found it stupid and pointless. But, I decided to be a little ambitions. So, I decided to check it out. Front page; the most erotic pictures ever. The perfect girl, having the perfect sex, doing the perfect stuff. ETC. Every guys fantasy. Oh, and girls squirting meters!<3 So, I knew that it cost's to view Brazzers so I decided to look at the prices. And I saw: [B]2 Day Trial: $1[/B] I thought; [I]What's to loose? [B](That was where I was so wrong.)[/B] [/I]I did a bit of research and saw that Brazzers (As I already knew) was on of the biggest porn websites around and that it has to be safe. Because thousands use it. So I thought what the hell and decided to buy a 2 day trial. Got on it, and well, needless to say I was dissapointed. No 100% perfect girls having amazing sex doing amazing stuff. No epic squirts or anything like the front page advertised. And worse yet, I could only watch [B]One 20 minute movie.[/B] Regardless, the images were amazing but nothing like I expected.
Anyway, I got off the site and about half an hour later I got a call from my bank:
[I]"This is call to this is the fraud protection agency and your account has been marked under suspicious activity. And we need to verify a few things with you."[/I] So I think "shit" and phone them up. Anyway, turns out that Brazzers tried taking like 4 payments and a load of other bullshit. I got my bank to decline all the payments and contacted Brazzers right away on Live Support. The guy explained some bullshit and I also found out, that if I didn't cancel in two days, I would [B]automatically[/B] be put on a £35 a month membership. So, needless to say. I got them to cancel everything and remove my account and details.
Moral of the story; don't buy porn.[/QUOTE]
If your going to buy porn, buy yourself a fucking pre paid card, thats how I got my year subscription of GF Revenge :3
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Got back from biking with my best friend, hes leaving in 2 weeks to go to the states for university. A bunch of topics got brought up, including one about MLP and how this one kid who's chubs bought a bunch of the dolls and has a shirt n what not. Told him he was probably one of the kids who put a bid in for that plush fuck doll. We laughed.
Oh and how this one person has taken their road test 12 times. I mean... how are you that bad at driving... Vancouver here has a 60% fail rate for new drivers but thats cause we have strict examiners.
Oh and I just realized, since I am 18, I should really go apply somewhere to sell my 3d models. I know of a good place.
[QUOTE=nomad1;37084643]Better question is Where!
If your going to buy porn, buy yourself a fucking pre paid card, thats how I got my year subscription of GF Revenge :3[/QUOTE]
Or just download it, you know.
[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;37081800]
Moral of the story; don't buy porn.[/QUOTE]
i uh
i wasnt planning to
[QUOTE=NicoleEmilid;37082230]I laughed so hard at that. Thanks.[/QUOTE]
That's what the funny rating is for.
[QUOTE=Stiffy360;37082073]Moral to your Moral, Don't even go to porn sites and you will be safe from that.[/QUOTE]
stiffy you're drawing the last god damn straw
[editline]5th August 2012[/editline]
[img]http://puu.sh/OLao[/img]
oh my god its over
its finally over
fucking finally
[editline]5th August 2012[/editline]
yknow hes just gonna come back on another alt actually
[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;37088324]Just got another call from the fraud protection agency from my bank...[/QUOTE]
Well, at least you know you're protected. It must be embarrassing to deny and explain those charges though.
[QUOTE=NicoleEmilid;37088798]Well, at least you know you're protected. It must be embarrassing to deny and explain those charges though.[/QUOTE]
Why? They're workers - not his parents. They should act professional about it and you should be able to move on provided that they're very exclusive with their information.
I don't see what's so embarrassing its just porn. The whole scammed thing is more embarrassing than actually using porn.
On a side note anybody who watched the game of thrones series will find shae is a turkish porn star :)
Anyone else notice [URL="http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=393432"]http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=393432[/URL] guy? He only has 11 posts but gives a lot of ratings :V It irks me in a way.
He's been on my ignore list for a while, whoever he is :v:
[QUOTE=Stiffy360;37089589]Anyone else notice [URL="http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=393432"]http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=393432[/URL] guy? He only has 11 posts but gives a lot of ratings :V It irks me in a way.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.leet.cc/07b302f812df4fee194493d8d0eee2e4.png[/img]
Holy fuck...
I'm back but I don't know what to post :X
Is anyone else going to get Dark Souls on the PC? Cause I would love to play with you when it comes out.
Also, I'm doing little skyrim gameplay videos with realistic damage. First episode is here: [url]http://youtu.be/2F9c39lhbMA[/url]
Second episode: [url]http://youtu.be/rU_E5EDh7-w[/url]
This iPad stylus i bought is nice
My latest eyesore:
[img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/594725980475220886/43A82B5CFFD306FE83658E5FF1C1963B50ED7CEF/[/img]
I no longer have any idea what you are doing now IronPhoenix. :v:
[QUOTE=paulisdead18;37092932]I no longer have any idea what you are doing now IronPhoenix. :v:[/QUOTE]
It's the start of a sorting machine. So you dump your stuff in the single chest, and it sorts it into the right chests, so you can find your stuff later on.
Basically i keep putting things in chests then forgetting which one. I'm sure people like anon have signs on all their chests.
Custom flowmaps in a test level I'm making for all of our tech related stuff, for Infra of course.
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/577837481885100185/E0B7331187C2CF0E7FD672DF8E0D4FB7DAF8BF6F/[/t]
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/577837481885097098/F754E44CDDF2CDF4C87F2567CABF2D2FB137DFA2/[/t]
[QUOTE=Legend286;37093586]Custom flowmaps in a test level I'm making for all of our tech related stuff, for Infra of course.
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/577837481885100185/E0B7331187C2CF0E7FD672DF8E0D4FB7DAF8BF6F/[/t]
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/577837481885097098/F754E44CDDF2CDF4C87F2567CABF2D2FB137DFA2/[/t][/QUOTE]
That's amazing. Did you use a custom plugin? I remember reading VALVe was using an unreleased Panda add-on or something to make the flowmaps in L4D2 and Portal 2.
[QUOTE=TurtleeyFP;37093627]That's amazing. Did you use a custom plugin? I remember reading VALVe was using an unreleased Panda add-on or something to make the flowmaps in L4D2 and Portal 2.[/QUOTE]
Valve use Houdini. I actually emailed their lead technical artist and she gladly sent me the Houdini workspace file that they use, but for this I used a free tool called Flowed, which can be found on [url]http://algoholic.eu/[/url] because the whole Houdini workflow is tiresome (but before this tool, it was the only way to create flowmaps.)
[img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/594725980476393572/D7DD74E95E7FFC53376AF4D0F02ED65830BDDD9D/[/img]
OCD's peeps can relax now...my warehouse looks a bit better now.
Also, i've coded a little tool that allows you to print text on the screen when someone walks into a trigger in js. If there are people using unity and they want it, let me know :)
[IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/577837481886199826/ABBF6AE39146048A72F7D925A9E59C56255976D4/[/IMG]
Blend texture I made for the slender mod.
It looks stretched.
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