The Facepunch "Yap and Blabber" Chat Thread - Developers

Aspen and Pyth must both create threads about how exactly they fap and about how their fathers abandoned them #calledit

I wrote an essay on how I Fap to J!m Don't pussy out, Turtie

8:32 PM - Aspen: i was gonna do it 8:32 PM - Aspen: i was going to print out a picture of autumn 8:32 PM - Aspen: and blow a big frothy load all over it 8:32 PM - Aspen: and then attach it 8:33 PM - Aspen: but you can if you want to 8:34 PM - Chuck Testacles: nah go for it 8:34 PM - Chuck Testacles: GD though, no OIFY or FT here 8:34 PM - Aspen: ok 8:34 PM - Aspen: tell everyone im doing it. i'll brb in 15 minutes 7:31 PM - Aspen: i will print out a picture of autumn 7:31 PM - Aspen: and blow a load on it 7:31 PM - Aspen: then take a pic 7:31 PM - Aspen: and put it in GD 7:31 PM - GameDev: uhh pretty sure that would get you banned, not in oify though 7:32 PM - Aspen: i can do it in oify 7:32 PM - Aspen: wait no 7:32 PM - Aspen: fast threads 7:33 PM - Aspen: so can i do it 7:33 PM - GameDev: um if you can find a picture of autumn 7:33 PM - GameDev: go ahead and blow a load on it 7:33 PM - Aspen: theres one in oify

Whatever the outcome is post it here please

oh god what have we done

rip in piece aspen

[QUOTE=TurtleeyFP;37113589]Aspen and Pyth must both create threads about how exactly they fap and about how their fathers abandoned them #calledit[/QUOTE] I fap with a sock to keep things clean, plus i cba to get up and go get a towel/tissue/toilet. My dad never abandoned me, if anything, I abandoned him. [url=http://www.leet.cc/savedata.cfg.zip]Hentai collection, to date.[/url]

"How I fap to Craptasket" by MaddaCheeb. I have a thing for moderators. Especially those that ban me. So I took a special interest in Craptasket after that faithful day, here in this thread where he banned me. So at first I looked around the GMF, looking for pictures of him. Nothing. Then lo and behold, I found a picture of his ass! It was beautiful. Perfectly round, with a bit of hair. And so I whipped my dick out of my pants and proceeded to jerk my cock like there was no tomorrow. It was kinda slow at first, but then I used my imagination; that sped things up. I got faster, and faster, until the big explosion. It shot onto my computer screen and drizzled down. Safe to say, it was a good fap. There, just like that, Turtley.

Oh god, aspen is actually doing it! [quote]01:54 - Legend286 - [url]http://inframod.net/:[/url] skype babe? 01:55 - Aspen: ok fine ill just send it on skye 01:55 - Aspen: skype 01:55 - Legend286 - [url]http://inframod.net/:[/url] I meant 01:55 - Legend286 - [url]http://inframod.net/:[/url] wanna chat 01:55 - Legend286 - [url]http://inframod.net/:[/url] :P 01:55 - Aspen: no im about to get down 01:55 - Aspen: lol 01:55 - Legend286 - [url]http://inframod.net/:[/url] LOL 01:55 - Legend286 - [url]http://inframod.net/:[/url] I wanna give you moral support 01:55 - Legend286 - [url]http://inframod.net/:[/url] :) 01:55 - Aspen: :v im good 01:55 - Aspen: ill just watch porn 01:55 - Legend286 - [url]http://inframod.net/:[/url] k 01:55 - Legend286 - [url]http://inframod.net/:[/url] :) [/quote]

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The popcorn falls up into the bag after falling down What sorcery is this

Yap and Blabber? More like [b]Fap and Blabber![/b] HEPHEPHEPHEPHEHEPhEPHPEHPEH No but seriously what is this thread anymore?

snip i was rude :(

[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1203483[/url]

Dedicating Y+B v2 to Aspen

[QUOTE=Pyth;37114468]Dedicating Y+B v2 to Aspen[/QUOTE] Speaking of which, I wonder why Garry or a mod hasn't locked this thread yet because its "too large" 173 pages, wow.

Now they're gonna swoop in and shut us down because you mentioned it Nice going

[QUOTE=Stiffy360;37114763]Speaking of which, I wonder why Garry or a mod hasn't locked this thread yet because its "too large" 173 pages, wow.[/QUOTE] clearly you've never been to lmao pics

[QUOTE=GameDev;37114892]clearly you've never been to lmao pics[/QUOTE] No, I never wander around the forums unless I have a sword. [IMG]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/096/191/takethis20110725-22047-3obmf0.png?1311571656[/IMG]

RIP Aspen for 7 days

This is why I didn't wanna take the dare.

god dammit NBC, stop using generic songs for your promos YOU CANT USE TWO STEPS FROM HELL IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT

Laughing at the people that thought he was serious in that thread

Oh god ahahaha that thread, the picture completes it all. How bored were you guys?

It started... As a simple game of truth or dare... Until...

[QUOTE=Xanadu;37017117]Same except Rakuten... [img]http://www.leet.cc/04327856412852465824rk.png[/img] Some things such as Area 51, Sega Rally and Wave Race were because they were extremely cheap. Fees and shipping more than doubled the price of the haul (no cheaper options available), but it will travel half the world in about three days as a result.[/QUOTE] This arrived a little late. I intend on reselling the Area 51 and maybe Pokémon Stadium 1 though. If anyone wants it, I hope you don't mind breaking the region lock clips in an N64 and can figure out the game in Japanese katakana. (both fairly easy) [url]http://www.1337upload.net/files/100_5186rk.JPG[/url]

Oh fuck no. Aspen's permabanned. Do you now see why I didn't take the dare? :c

[QUOTE=TurtleeyFP;37116041]Oh fuck no. Aspen's permabanned. Do you now see why I didn't take the dare? :c[/QUOTE] That wasn't because of the thread

NOOOOOOO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HARMLESS TRUTH OR DARE