The Facepunch "Yap and Blabber" Chat Thread - Developers

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35808307]Anything, I don't care. But, has to earn around £450 a month. At least... [editline]3rd May 2012[/editline] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ca/Niobe050905-Siamese_Cat.jpeg/220px-Niobe050905-Siamese_Cat.jpeg[/img][/QUOTE] Telemarketing where I can get you a job with one of my mates will be about £350 a week :v:

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35808368]That is awful pay..[/QUOTE] Hey! you asked for £450 a month :v:

cats n' lizards

Guys the catgirl thread is in GD

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35808307][IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oJpV6yalpOk/TQiuBAr96RI/AAAAAAAAAWw/4xb3CcKQ6x8/s1600/The-best-top-desktop-cat-wallpapers-10.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/3584775.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/sfdu1h.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/34y8lj4.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/280qirq.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/15wyowk.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/jv6j2w.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/9zv86o.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/15fmwy8.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2qd508h.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2zhm59i.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2gxgzlv.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/1448xzm.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/6p3si0.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/2dhbtoh.jpg[/IMG] [video=youtube;sP4NMoJcFd4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4[/video][/QUOTE] I'd snip this because page stretching, lets hope nobody quotes it :v:

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;35808396]Hey! you asked for £450 a month :v:[/QUOTE] I get just over £750 a month and I'm only 16! :smile: [editline]3rd May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=J!m;35808420]cats n' lizards[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.leet.cc/0images.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Antec;35808573]I get £750 a month and I'm only 16! :smile: [editline]3rd May 2012[/editline] [IMG]http://www.leet.cc/0images.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I get over £1k a month but 3 quarters of it I chuck into a saving account, leaving myself about £300 for myself for the month.

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;35808587]I get over £1k a month but 3 quarters of it I chuck into a saving account, leaving myself about £300 for myself for the month.[/QUOTE] Ain't you like 21 or something though :v:

[QUOTE=Antec;35808606]Ain't you like 21 or something though :v:[/QUOTE] 19 with an incredibly easy and laid back job which requires no effort what-so-ever :v: I'm 20 in 28 days :3

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;35808635]19 with an incredibly easy and laid back job which requires no effort what-so-ever :v: I'm 20 in 28 days :3[/QUOTE] Yea that makes sense.. I go up to like 1k a month when I turn 18 :smile:

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35808639]I want to get 1k a month... Find me a good job. I am not sure what the average amount is. I earn like, fucking, £50 a month... But, I do only work 1 - 2 shifts a week and they're like 3 hours. I want a full time job earning good money for before I go to the Navy. Find me a gooood jobbb Kurtis.[/QUOTE] Well I recently got one with Virgin Media as a Technical CSR. Try them? Damn, broke my automerge.

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35808639]I want to get 1k a month... Find me a good job. I am not sure what the average amount is. I earn like, fucking, £50 a month... But, I do only work 1 - 2 shifts a week and they're like 3 hours. I want a full time job earning good money for before I go to the Navy. Find me a gooood jobbb Kurtis.[/QUOTE] there is really no average wage as there's alot of jobs, I'm asking mates to see if they'd do me a favour for you.

Get a job in london. Then you will get a good wage. But it will all go on food, housing and you will end up with a few pence to spend.

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35808675]Ok, and cheers. As long as I can afford rent, plus a lot left over. I am happy and I will actually come and stay :) As long as you can secure the job :v:[/QUOTE] I can secure the job, you need to be dedicated to it though if you're serious about this you'd also need an interview :v:

Silly kids these days.

Buy a suit instead of an i7 :v:

[url]http://www.behance.net/[/url] Best place for your portfolio.

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35808881]What job and what's the rent? And of course.[/QUOTE] I can probably secure you any of the jobs I get as favours from mates, you'd have to stick it out though and not make me look like a cunt :v:

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;35809081]I can probably secure you any of the jobs I get as favours from mates, you'd have to stick it out though and not make me look like a cunt :v:[/QUOTE] As you manage that by yourself :)

If you or anyone else is looking for work...here at the two main sites i use: [url]http://www.gamesjobsdirect.com/latest-jobs[/url] [url]http://www.gamesindustry.biz/[/url] Might be a tad specilised :) Obviously, i also have more general mailshots as well.

don't you just LOVE bugs? [IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/578955258298055011/013152D9C10DD0355448E338B0CF4863727E9C29/[/IMG]

Missing model, fairly easy fix (add the model).

[QUOTE=Stiffy360;35810346]don't you just LOVE bugs? [IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/578955258298055011/013152D9C10DD0355448E338B0CF4863727E9C29/[/IMG][/QUOTE] Get on my level scrub [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/33tqbyh.png[/IMG]

Why is that fucker giving you a thumbs up that's not a good thing

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35812394][IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/kcyq8k.png[/IMG] He is mad.[/QUOTE] Stiveno is new here...and he evidently hasn't read the title name. Oh...and sphinxa... dist = Vector3.Distance(player.transform.position,insidepoint.transform.position); CODE!

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35812394][IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/kcyq8k.png[/IMG] He is mad.[/QUOTE] I'll be your friend, Stivvy, and we can shit up the thread with loving, heart warming banter too <3

[code]Mopman: find an answer? CookiesandBeer12: yes but I can't seem to find my documents and settings folder in C: Mopman: dear god Mopman: Its in alphabetical order come on CookiesandBeer12: it isn't there Mopman: go to run Mopman: type CookiesandBeer12: ok Mopman: %allusersprofile% CookiesandBeer12: I dont see anything relating to hamachi in here Mopman: delete system 32 CookiesandBeer12: it says Vista32 here Mopman: If you delete that you are the most retarded fucking person in the world CookiesandBeer12: I wasnt going to Mopman: lmao CookiesandBeer12: ok I found system32 in the windows folder Mopman: YOU FUCKING IDIOT Mopman: DONT DELETE THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT CookiesandBeer12: didnt you say to delete it Mopman: oh my fucking god [/code] :suicide:

[QUOTE=mopman999;35812839][code]Mopman: find an answer? CookiesandBeer12: yes but I can't seem to find my documents and settings folder in C: Mopman: dear god Mopman: Its in alphabetical order come on CookiesandBeer12: it isn't there Mopman: go to run Mopman: type CookiesandBeer12: ok Mopman: %allusersprofile% CookiesandBeer12: I dont see anything relating to hamachi in here Mopman: delete system 32 CookiesandBeer12: it says Vista32 here Mopman: If you delete that you are the most retarded fucking person in the world CookiesandBeer12: I wasnt going to Mopman: lmao CookiesandBeer12: ok I found system32 in the windows folder Mopman: YOU FUCKING IDIOT Mopman: DONT DELETE THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT CookiesandBeer12: didnt you say to delete it Mopman: oh my fucking god [/code] :suicide:[/QUOTE] Well with a username like that...

His xbox live name is even worse, his steam name used to be picklesandmilk

Waiting for you to post that even though the point of it was to tell you not facepunch. Its obviously not about this thread, I just thought you should know.