The Facepunch "Yap and Blabber" Chat Thread

[Sphinxa279]

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35969827]Brilliant. My bedding still has lube stains on it even though its been washed. For. Fuck. Sake...[/QUOTE]

rofl you use lube

try getting your girlfriend turned on before sticking your dick in her

[muffle]

The facepunch mapping girlfriend discussion thread

[editline]15th May 2012[/editline]

Hey guys could someone make me a poop texture I'm completely serious

[Legend286]

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;35970115]rofl you use lube

try getting your girlfriend turned on before sticking your dick in her[/QUOTE]

Wouldn't that require effort on his part?

[Pyth]

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;35970115]rofl you use lube

try getting your girlfriend turned on before sticking your dick in her[/QUOTE]

Where's the fun in that?

Oh dick tits you guys suck pageking again emergency content gogogo

[t]http://www.leet.cc/2012-05-15_18.58.14.png[/t]

[t]http://www.leet.cc/2012-05-15_18.58.44.png[/t]

And just because

[IMG]http://puu.sh/uWZ9[/IMG]

[Xanadu]

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;35969439]incoming hate

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpzxf_flm8M&feature=relmfu[/media][/QUOTE]

I enjoyed that movie/album.

[editline]15th May 2012[/editline]

And that's the best song from it.

[muffle]

That castle is pretty shnazzy looking

[editline]15th May 2012[/editline]

Guys Im serious I need a poop texture please somebody

[IronPhoenix]

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;35970115]rofl you use lube

try getting your girlfriend turned on before sticking your dick in her[/QUOTE]

What duck?

Oh wait...never mind...

I did wonder why sphinxa was suggesting that anon pokes his gf with a duck. I blame scripting.

[muffle]

Don't put a duck in his gf that's rude

[DasMaddi]

[QUOTE=Legend286;35967649]Well, spend all of today filming around college and at the marina, I had 7% battery on my phone so I decided to see if I could install instagram, register an account, connect my facebook and twitter and take a photo.

RESULT:
[img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/318164_315754168499720_1727233149_n.jpg[/img]

You sure like to give it to IronPhoenix.[/QUOTE]

Is that Marina Del Rey?

edit: fuck yeah

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/13825278/Dwm%202012-05-15%2020-47-56-99.png[/img]

[veDemaG]

Haven't been home all day, apparently my parents didn't realize it was my golden birthday either

v:v:v

Oh well, iTunes gift cards are nice I suppose.

[DasMaddi]

[QUOTE=GameDev;35974557]Haven't been home all day, apparently my parents didn't realize it was my golden birthday either

v:v:v

Oh well, iTunes gift cards are nice I suppose.[/QUOTE]

iTunes gift cards are the best

[Juniez]

happy birthday

!

[Sphinxa279]

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35975593]Rolf you fuck stairs.

I do get her turned on, hence why she ends up ripping my pillows to shreds with her hands. Tit. Lube, makes it even better.[/QUOTE]

I do not fuck stairs god damnit you have me on facebook i am in a relationship jesus christ.

she is not a staircase.

[Sphinxa279]

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35976018]It doesn't say your in a relationship? :v:

[editline]16th May 2012[/editline]

Metallics, grow up and stop being a faggot.[/QUOTE]

god fuck yes it does

[img]http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac220/Iamasparagus/0691586cdd7bb6e819f9e8d6565795d1.png[/img]

yes I am swag

[img]http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/576702_3454834602499_1019839311_33091453_1435563784_n.jpg[/img]

[Metallics]

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35976018]

Metallics, grow up and stop being a faggot.[/QUOTE]

Dawww

Says the person who is so easily irritated by a bunch of pixels that magically follow their posts around :v

[Sphinxa279]

fuck facebook

i am swag

[Metallics]

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35976058]Everything on the screen is a bunch of pixels, still represents something, you retard.

[editline]16th May 2012[/editline]

Stacey is with someone already too? Jesus fuck you guys move on quick...[/QUOTE]

Haha someone has issues

[Sphinxa279]

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35976058]Everything on the screen is a bunch of pixels, still represents something, you retard.

[editline]16th May 2012[/editline]

Stacey is with someone already too? Jesus fuck you guys move on quick...[/QUOTE]

fuck dat bitch.

we weren't happy anyway. much happier with Charlotte.

can you see it now?

[Sphinxa279]

AHAHA DO IT NOW.

IT WILL WORK.

[editline]16th May 2012[/editline]

Hey I'm 20 i have a life :C

well 20 in 15 days :C

[Metallics]

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35976102]Works babe. And yeah, nothing wrong with being on Facepunch, even if you're 30. But, rating like a faggot when your supposed to be a mature adult, is ridiculous.[/QUOTE]

How does rating you dumb constitute to being immature :v

Also good job, I'm 21

[Metallics]

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35976122]It is pathetic? Your doing it for a reaction. The posts your rating are not even dumb; A screenshot of Kurtis' Facebook wall to show him a problem. And you rate that dumb, are you mentally retarded?

[editline]16th May 2012[/editline]

Oooh, 1 year off. Grow up.[/QUOTE]

Well if I'm doing it for a reaction, rather hilariously it seems to be working.

[Sphinxa279]

jesus fuck both of you be quiet, they're ratings why are we making a big commotion out of them :C

I don't like angry environments :C

[Metallics]

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;35976210]jesus fuck both of you be quiet, they're ratings why are we making a big commotion out of them :C

I don't like angry environments :C[/QUOTE]

I'm not! :)

[Sphinxa279]

aaaaand we all ignore sphinxa :(

[Metallics]

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35976229]Enlighten me, Mark, the post when I was talking to Sphinxa, when I screenshot his Facebook profile to show him an error on his wall. How was that dumb?
[/QUOTE]

Oh no! Not my highly private clearly visible to all facebook profile information!
If you have to ask, then you deserve the ratings haha

[Sphinxa279]

Can we please not start shit :(

[Metallics]

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35976274]

If he can grow up and stop rating me dumb on every post I make, it's rather irrational.

[/QUOTE]

So long as you continue to get massively wound up and try and throw around personal insults I may as well keep going!

[IronPhoenix]

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;35976245]aaaaand we all ignore sphinxa :([/QUOTE]

I don't ignore you. Little does anon know, i have spiked his coffee with valium...

He should calm down soon :)

[IronPhoenix]

[QUOTE=Mr Anonymous;35976319][B]Definition for wound up:
Web definitions:
aroused: brought to a state of great tension; "all wound up for a fight".[/B]

Wound up, heh. I am sat here on facepunch, wasting my time waiting to go to College. Eating some cereal. Maybe about to start on a map. I am really not wound up :v: You however, are being lazy and doing no good to society. My final comment to you is; Grow up, get a life, possibly a girlfriend too. And get out of your mum's house :) Now, as the mature 17 year old I am. I shall stop arguing. To prove how much of a failure of an [I]adult[/I] you are.

[editline]16th May 2012[/editline]

It worked, I've stopped :v:[/QUOTE]

And whats wrong with living at home?

I'm unemployed, so living in my own place isn't financially viable...

[Sphinxa279]

Jesus fuck.

why, why are we being mean to each other, this is the mapping section, we're like the friendliest bunch around here usually :C