• The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.
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I've got a clock. Well I'm fucked.
[QUOTE=toastedspyro;24767680]I've got a clock. Well I'm fucked.[/QUOTE] You can use the clock as a tool when you are telling the "What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth hurty" joke and they will be so mortified at how awful it is they will implode.
Same here, a clock.
a chair
Mine is a glass bottle. Would that even work good?
i has a swiss army knife
There's a fucking pillow to my left. Shit.
A wall
A box of Milk Duds. Very useful, I will distract them by feeding the zombies Milk Duds.
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ0m7nJ8830wPr52vtsPTIbKTo_uLnTmUK-nzyXiuu5BdJ8LzI&t=1&usg=__6jCRsE6DC6yX5vCa_4lkHdUCEq0=[/img] Well I'm fucked. I love how nobody questions why i have an unplugged toaster on my bed.
[img]http://reviews.cnet.com/i/tim/20090226/33496192-2-440-0.gif[/img] Bring it.
A glass. I guess I could cut stuff with it?
[QUOTE=MrAus10;24769099][img]http://reviews.cnet.com/i/tim/20090226/33496192-2-440-0.gif[/img] Bring it.[/QUOTE] OW MY GAWD thats the same exact compter im on right now O.O on topic: a jammed closet door. ...or if i point lower, a ripped up cowboy hat. I CHOSE THE CLOSET DOOR Time to smash zombies with it and yell "TIME TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, YOU UNDEAD FURFAG! Edited: as i am wearing my cowboy hat. :3
[img]https://www.storesonlinepro.com/files/1752720/uploaded/TYB13-BK.jpg[/img] fuck yessss
Oh cool, apparently a plate of nuggets are my weapons of choice.
Its bettween a minifridge, a fork, a coffee maker, and a roll of duct tape.
[img]http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8782/84567217.png[/img] I've only got a DVD to do a record's job :frown:
A tiny rock
a buttplug :\
Gonna beat some zombies with my Samsung 22"
a vacuum cleaner, I'm gona clean them to death. re death
Fuck yeah, an electric guitar.
A thong.
A phone well I'm screwed.
a couple of .22 rifles..
A disposable cup. I'm fucked. Directly left? A fedora and a chair. At least I'll die comfortably and in style.
My butterfly knife. :smug: Gentlemen.
A bag of lifesavers. Awesome.
TV, fuck yeah
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