• Shit that gets you mad v19: Maybe you all need to move out about now
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[QUOTE=Merijnwitje;46740220]You know, I'm actually thinking at this point those employees of my school's foundation suffer severe paranoia and schizophrenia. Considering one still has to empty their pockets so it will be all shoved in a drawer, and they try to block nearly everything. Though they fail miserably as the firewall doesn't even work on pornhub and the Pirate Bay anymore. Oh and as for schizophrenia, nobody has actually seen those employees, it seems they only contact the principal.[/QUOTE] What if the employees were the principal all along? :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Egon Spengler;46738776][IMG]http://puu.sh/dz9qs/c2c811279f.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] The "powered by Roccat" just makes it better :v:
[QUOTE=Araknid;46740191]So I finish up work today (in which I did fucking nothing and sat around bored for 75% of the time), and my dad tells me that I'm coming again tomorrow. gee thanks why dont you just sign me up to be a full time employee on the holidays I would sure fucking like that.[/QUOTE] I tell them 'You're basically forcing me to go against my will, so there's no possible way I can enjoy it, therefore I'm not gonna fucking want to go', and their response? Basically 'MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST STOP BEING LAZY. ITS ALL BECAUSE OF THE COMPUTER' I hate this mentality so fucking much 'YOU'RE GETTING PAID FOR IT' I don't need the fucking money. If I needed it I would've volunteered to go straight away.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;46738596]So, last week this guy came in interested in purchasing one of our refurbished computers. I told him all the details about them, and he wanted to buy one. He said that he had a lot of programs on his XP computer that he still wanted to use on Windows 7, and I told him that I knew exactly what needed to be done to make that happen. On Monday he brought his computer down, and I started the process of turning his XP computer into a virtual machine so he can run it in Windows 7 using VirtualBox. It worked out great, and he seemed okay with it. I told him that this is about as seamless as it can get as far as program compatabilities are concerned (I could always reinstall the programs on Windows 7 and get them set up the exact way he had them, but that takes a LOT more time). He took the computer today and he called an hour later asking why it didn't have MS Office. He seemed to think that I told him it came with MS Office (even though I know for a fact I never told him that). To avoid a situation by calling him out on it, I offered to give him a disc with MS Office on it that he could activate himself. His son came in to pick it up, and an hour later the guy came back into the shop. I greeted him and the FIRST thing he said to me was "I want to speak to someone who actually knows something." I wanted to tell him to get the hell out (at this point I run the store entirely on my own now, so I would have been well within my boundaries to reject him service), but I said "Okay. There's someone in the back room there on the phone right now. He can take care of you." The next time he comes in, I'm going to say "Oh, let me go get someone who knows something" and walk in the back and come back and say "Sorry, I'm the only one here. Why don't you come back tomorrow?" I fucking hate this guy so much. Fuck him. I can and will reject him service for this.[/QUOTE] Oh jeez, I feel your pain Working in IT but over the phone has the same kind of problem This dickhead once called me because there's an app on his phone that syncs his emails from Outlook with his phone. The app stopped working. The only way back then to resolve this was to uninstall it and reinstall it. It's really not that hard to do, but halfway through, the guy goes "huuuuuuuh" and decides that what I'm making him do is not related to his problem and says he's going to make his supervisor call for him. Supervisor never called, so I closed his ticket, only for Dickhead to reopen it saying I gave him unclear directions and that I didn't know how to help him The worst is when Dickhead calls again 2 weeks ago, I ask him how "How can I help you?" as I usually do, only for him to ask me right away if I can restart a server. I'm like "Huh sure, which server?" and he answers "I DON'T KNOW' THE *insert workplace here* SERVER!" by shouting at me like I should know what's wrong right away. I ask him if he means that the network is down and he basically shouts gibberish. I put him on hold to try and get more info from someone else that isn't a ball of raging stupid, only for him to hang up 25 SECONDS AFTER BEING PUT ON HOLD. I filed a complaint against him. Next time he calls, I just hang him up right away. This kind of asshole does not deserve help.
You're going to eat at school and you see that there is one chocolate pudding left but luckily i was the one that could get it because i was first in the line. Lol nope some fat ass already had 3 and took the last one. I think i should have kicked the shit out of that guy for taking the last pudding
The fact that "inb4" or "in before" is considered a meme.
Nothing like MW2 joining session attempts ffs
[QUOTE=Teippiman;46741318]You're going to eat at school and you see that there is one chocolate pudding left but luckily i was the one that could get it because i was first in the line. Lol nope some fat ass already had 3 and took the last one. I think i should have kicked the shit out of that guy for taking the last pudding[/QUOTE] [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/37482176424547978/C2BBE82194982819190171A6C231426403EFD7F1/[/t]
Last night at work I was ringing someone up for her groceries, then she stopped to tell me that something rang up for more than the listed price. Alright, no big deal, that happens sometimes... The box of Little Debbies rang up for $1.80. The price listed was $1.75. Guess you're gonna need that nickel in case you ever need to buy 1/5th of a gumball, huh?
[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;46741511]The fact that "inb4" or "in before" is considered a meme.[/QUOTE] Even if it wasn't a meme it should still be bannable because it's a shit phrase that's repetitive and usually dull.
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;46741650]Even if it wasn't a meme it should still be bannable because it's a shit phrase that's repetitive and usually dull.[/QUOTE] If that's the case, isn't "ftfy" and other similar replies candidates for a ban too?
I get a message on Kik from some "girl" I never heard of, I ask who "she" is. "She" mentions something about sharing pics and videos, and I immediately blocked "her". The profile pic was a girl's backside with her marshmallow ass jutting out. Why do I even have this app if all I get is spam
You know in an office job, you usually have procedures for everything And one of these was put day one on a new system we started to use a year ago I was not aware of that procedure all this time, nobody told me about it, and the "reminders" sent by emails were swimming in an ocean of emails received every day, most of which are so unimportant that I just delete them without reading And NOW I get almost scolded because for almost a year, I didn't follow that specific procedure, even though it was never a problem before today Fuck you all. That's what happens when you don't train people properly for a new system you retarded fucks!
[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;46741700]If that's the case, isn't "ftfy" and other similar replies candidates for a ban too?[/QUOTE] Ftfy never quite became a meme. And is usually more clever than inb4s
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;46741745]Ftfy never quite became a meme. And is usually more clever than inb4s[/QUOTE] Ftfy is absolutely a meme. Mods just don't ban for it.
Somehow I managed to lose Pokémon X, Y and Heart Gold. Merry Christmas.
Now that I've finished school I have no routine and not much to do.
My mouse's middle click has up and died, might have to do some exploratory surgery to fix it.
someone tried to cut me off in a roundabout today and almost hit my door and he gave me this furious stare and honked like it was me who cut him off i dont understand how these people work
"Imagine if north korea made a movie about killing Obama" Uhhh 1. I wouldn't put it past them, this is actually right up their propaganda tier bullshit, it wouldn't even be a comedy 2. Kim Jong-Un is a crazy dictator that has an entire nation brainwashed and being held hostage, whatever your opinion on Obama is, if you say that he's the same you're an idiot 3.I doubt the US' respose would have been to threaten terrorist attacks against civilians that watch a fucking movie
[QUOTE=Fosax;46742053]"Imagine if north korea made a movie about killing Obama" [/QUOTE] It'd be amusing for us if anything :v:
[QUOTE=haloguy234;46738596]So, last week this guy came in interested in purchasing one of our refurbished computers. I told him all the details about them, and he wanted to buy one. He said that he had a lot of programs on his XP computer that he still wanted to use on Windows 7, and I told him that I knew exactly what needed to be done to make that happen. On Monday he brought his computer down, and I started the process of turning his XP computer into a virtual machine so he can run it in Windows 7 using VirtualBox. It worked out great, and he seemed okay with it. I told him that this is about as seamless as it can get as far as program compatabilities are concerned (I could always reinstall the programs on Windows 7 and get them set up the exact way he had them, but that takes a LOT more time). He took the computer today and he called an hour later asking why it didn't have MS Office. He seemed to think that I told him it came with MS Office (even though I know for a fact I never told him that). To avoid a situation by calling him out on it, I offered to give him a disc with MS Office on it that he could activate himself. His son came in to pick it up, and an hour later the guy came back into the shop. I greeted him and the FIRST thing he said to me was "I want to speak to someone who actually knows something." I wanted to tell him to get the hell out (at this point I run the store entirely on my own now, so I would have been well within my boundaries to reject him service), but I said "Okay. There's someone in the back room there on the phone right now. He can take care of you." The next time he comes in, I'm going to say "Oh, let me go get someone who knows something" and walk in the back and come back and say "Sorry, I'm the only one here. Why don't you come back tomorrow?" I fucking hate this guy so much. Fuck him. I can and will reject him service for this.[/QUOTE] Try being a woman selling tech things. Ugh. It does not matter how much you know, how confidently you say it, and how 100% right you are an irritatingly large amount of male customer, and even some women, will listen to everything you say thank you and then immediately go ask the same question to a male coworker. And then they get the sale and commission as well, because dickheads will actually believe they can know what they are talking about and buy things from them.
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;46741745]Ftfy never quite became a meme. And is usually more clever than inb4s[/QUOTE] So wait, what makes either a "meme"? I'm confused.
Band director let's me go out to my car to drop off my instrument and grab my backpack everyday, making an exception for me because he knows that I go straight there and straight back. Today, he says no one no exceptions and I'm stuck with my instrument, and I can't study for my math test because my stuff is in my bag.
I can't remember if I ever had a dream while asleep for the last year. Sleeping is like one little switch between evening and morning for me.
[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;46742129]So wait, what makes either a "meme"? I'm confused.[/QUOTE]nevermind. I suppose it is a meme. I think it's just spared because it's used in more creative ways often than inb4 but that's just a guess. Could be way off
[QUOTE=Gunzers6;46735706]I wish I could find another video editor besides Windows Movie Maker. It's annoying as shit to use, yet I can't find a free one that can perform similar operations without fucking up as well. If I could get sony vegas or whatever I could, but I don't have the money to get it :/[/QUOTE] Use Blender's video editor? It's not bad.
[QUOTE=brandonsh;46741923]My mouse's middle click has up and died, might have to do some exploratory surgery to fix it.[/QUOTE] It's probably fluffies that got stuck in there. Anyways have to go to work. Gunna be stuck there all day and I don't wanna go.
Was away for 4 days in another country and only now did I realize my work-report was due the 14th. Completely forgot about it and might have fucked myself over.
are you fucking kidding me call of duty world at war is normally $20 for US, but 25€ ($30) for europe that's so fucking retarded [editline]18th December 2014[/editline] why is it so expensive in the first place, it's a 7 year old game jewing intensifies
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