• I shop lifted a 3 dollar toy... and i dont know why.
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So today i was at the walmart with my family. I was waiting for my dad who was looking at a tripod stand for his camera, i passed by the lego toy isle and just took a look down it.. I found one of those 3 dollar special minifig series lego figures or something.. I ended up secretly unpacking it and when i got it open i shoved it into my pants pocket.. I hid the rapper behind some other boxes. I ended up later leaving with my family, slowly feeling what i had just done and the consequences of it. I now am sitting at home very scared on what might happen.. I cant for the life of me tell my parents. I don't want to be a burden and have read that the fine could be like $100... I have learned my lesson and i just don't want the police to come to my house. I'm not quite sure what will happen, but all i can say is don't ever shoplift its just not worth it. I will never steal again because of this.. I'm just very scared on what might happen, and am hoping maybe you guys could shed some light on me. I feel i should tell my parents but im very scared on what might happen. My mothers birthday is on the 15th. And i really don't want to ruin it. I'm not quite sure why i did this, i don't even like legos that much. I am quite depressed because of family, and alot of things going on in my life.. I just hope fate goes easy on me. Sorry for the wall of text. And thanks for reading. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Get a blog" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
Called the feds, tia.
Are you joking? I shoplifted a coke by accident. Oh noes! Now the entire Coca Cola company will go bankrupt! The entire world will collapse!
oh shit man you're gonna get the death sentence you better move to a new country, get a new name, grow a beard, and shave it again before it's too late
I know, i know it sounds stupid.. Ive just never done anything like this.. Please go easy on me.
lol. just don't do it again or it'll end up being a habit. enjoy your lego toy.
Lesson learned, right? Take comfort in the fact that you are of superior moral quality than most people, seeing how guilty you're feeling. Don't lose sleep over it though.
You should have shoplifted [I]Bonestorm[/I] [img]http://sega-addicts.murnaumusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/simpsons3f07_mario.jpg[/img]
Your going to jail. You let your family down, they will never talk to you again. [video][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFZ0EBao60I[/url][/video]
[QUOTE=sarge997;35946384]I know, i know it sounds stupid.. Ive just never done anything like this.. Please go easy on me.[/QUOTE] scum of the earth I hope you burn in hell this is the most digusting vile act that a human can do you're worse than hitler
You should send a sack of money to Lego by mail. Also, maybe put dog shit in the bag. They'll do DNA testing on the shit because clearly whoever sent it did a heinous crime, but they'll see it's dog shit and chase after a talking dog. Lego gets compensation, you get off scot free, and some douchebag talking dog gets chased.
Oh, and if we confess the same thing with software instead of a LEGO Toy, we get banned for warez?
[QUOTE=Eeshton;35946400]scum of the earth I hope you burn in hell this is the most digusting vile act that a human can do you're worse than hitler[/QUOTE] Thanks you make me feel millions better.
[QUOTE=Stonecycle;35946407]Oh, and if we confess the same thing with software instead of a LEGO Toy, we get banned for warez?[/QUOTE] but we don't make a carbon copy of the lego toy to take with us while the one at the store remains where it is [editline]13th May 2012[/editline] When you are alone by yourself, dig a hole and get rid of it. Bury the toy, bury your guilt.
You mighta been caught on CCTV. At the most your parents will be disappointed..
[QUOTE=SCopE5000;35946446]You mighta been caught on CCTV. At the most your parents will be disappointed..[/QUOTE] Thats what im most afraid of :"(
Just go donate 3 dollars. Balance restored.
[QUOTE=Hidole555;35946427]but we don't make a carbon copy of the lego toy to take with us while the one at the store remains where it is[/QUOTE] Tip #1 on screwing the system: * Get a RepRap 3D printer. Supposedly cheap for its kind. * Reconstruct LEGO Toy parts. * Print box on cardboard. * Put LEGO Toy parts in a snack bag. * Return to shelf in store. * Congrats, you selfish jerk.
[QUOTE=supersoldier58;35946465]Just go donate 3 dollars. Balance restored.[/QUOTE] Better do it quick though. Last thing you need is Three Dog talking shit about you.
Is there a chance that the police will show up at my door step?
What are you 12
[QUOTE=Shiftyze;35946505]What are you 12[/QUOTE] 14..
Holy shit you criminal scum, you should turn yourself in. They'll have to use the gas chambers for you.
[QUOTE=sarge997;35946500]Is there a chance that the police will show up at my door step?[/QUOTE] You're a dumbass. Cops aren't going to do shit about shoplifting. It's not even worth an arrest to most of them, let alone track you down to do so
[QUOTE=sarge997;35946500]Is there a chance that the police will show up at my door step?[/QUOTE] 100% chance, I just called them.
[QUOTE=sarge997;35946500]Is there a chance that the police will show up at my door step?[/QUOTE] Nah. Just Regulators. [IMG]http://oyster.ignimgs.com/planets/images/00/11/1147_real_regulators_normal.jpg[/IMG] [editline]13th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Rocko's;35946518]Holy shit you criminal scum, you should turn yourself in. They'll have to use the gas chambers for you.[/QUOTE] Shit, why hasn't this been posted yet? [video=youtube;OCsMKypvmB0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0[/video]
I don't think the SWAT would fuck with this guy, they'll have to call the Army on him.
Well in a dickish way you guys made me feel better. So thank you facepunch for kicking me in the cock. :)
[QUOTE=sarge997;35946564]Well in a dickish way you guys made me feel better. So thank you facepunch for kicking me in the cock. :)[/QUOTE] Don't laugh now, cops will be busting down your door with rifle's aimed at your face.
what cock yeah that's right i went there motherfucker go big or go home y'know what i'm saying
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