• Shit That Gets You Mad V8
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i have diarrhea i can't see my friend for the first time in months i haven't gotten out in months because of my medical shit suddenly i am depress
I hate when my appearance morphs based on my morality in fable. You turn into a pale motherfuck when your morality is high and you glow like one of the village people. [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;35855322]NSFW [url]http://i.imgur.com/drc0U.png[/url] Guys, you have to try this.[/QUOTE] This looks interesting
[QUOTE=HorizoN;35857638]How the GTS 450 is literally the only card I can find that looks like this: [img]http://images17.newegg.com/is/image/newegg/14-132-005-Z03?$S300W$[/img] ah well I'll get it anyway and upgrade to a GTX 560 later.[/QUOTE] It's a good card, got one right now. The rest of my PC is shit and this thing let me go from 15fps in TF2 to a solid 60. I could even max out Tribes Ascend and still have it run at 40fps. [editline]6th May 2012[/editline] I also suggest you wait until the 660 comes out.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;35857726]I hate when my appearance morphs based on my morality in fable. You turn into a pale motherfuck when your morality is high and you glow like one of the village people. [/QUOTE] I wish it was possible to be a paragon in Mass Effect 2, yet still being able to have glowing red eyes and luminescent scars.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;35857726]This looks interesting[/QUOTE][URL="http://www.sexpexfex.com/"][NSFW] Here's the game.[/URL] [URL="http://facepunch.com/threads/1182167"][NSFW] And here's the thread.[/URL] Enjoy.
[QUOTE=Raijin;35857772]It's a good card, got one right now. The rest of my PC is shit and this thing let me go from 15fps in TF2 to a solid 60. I could even max out Tribes Ascend and still have it run at 40fps. [editline]6th May 2012[/editline] I also suggest you wait until the 660 comes out.[/QUOTE] Unfortunately I can't just afford the 660. I know it's going to be like $200-$300 when it comes out and I just can't afford it.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;35857726]I hate when my appearance morphs based on my morality in fable. You turn into a pale motherfuck when your morality is high and you glow like one of the village people.[/QUOTE] In Fable I, good morality makes you make every man gay instantly, and everybody want to fucking marry you (literally) the second they see you. Butterflies want to get in on the action, too. Apparently everyone in Fable values personality over appearances, because they all have the hots for an old ass dude with a hobo beard, whose body looks like someone played connect the dots with a sword.
How large Sims 3 and it's DLCs are. It's 61 fucking GB. Is that literally how much DLC S3 has?
[QUOTE=FreakySoup;35857429]I hate how hairy my ass is becoming I don't want to turn into postal[/QUOTE] I think what matters is what's in front because you are certainly not going to fuck a woman with your ass unless there's some sort of sex move I havent learned about.
[QUOTE=Ridley;35857187]Definitely what flak said. But ADHD and ADD are slightly different. A.D.D. = Attention Deficit Disorder [B][U]If you find yourself doodling in a notebook[/U][/B], or talking to a friend a lot in [U]every[/U] class, there is a chance you have A.D.D. A.D.H.D. Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder Like A.D.D, except you have "roller coaster" emotions, or you have a lot of energy but nothing to focus the Hyperactivity on.[/QUOTE] I...what? That sounds like the [i]stupidest[/i] excuse to be put on pills. "Oh boy, this class is boring." "MENTA[b]L DIS[/b]ORD[i]E[b]R[/i]!![/b]"
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;35844705]Its all toasty and warm outside but inside its freezing. Best logic, all years. I could go outside but there is no computer out there. Fuck dat.[/QUOTE] Get a laptop. No bullshit at all. [editline]7th May 2012[/editline] Appears I am the page king. Whoopty-fucking-doo
Horizon, elaborate how a man can fuck a woman with his ass because you seem to know more than I do.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;35857967]Horizon, elaborate how a man can fuck a woman with his ass because you seem to know more than I do.[/QUOTE] Hm, double dildo? Reverse strap on?
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35858009]Hm, double dildo? Reverse strap on?[/QUOTE] A man
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;35858016]A man[/QUOTE] I don't see why a man can't use either of those By reverse strap on I meant like when you put your shirt on backwards, but with a strapon
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35858023]I don't see why a man can't use either of those By reverse strap on I meant like when you put your shirt on backwards, but with a strapon[/QUOTE] Wow, that almost gives literal meaning to dickbutt
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;35857967]Horizon, elaborate how a man can fuck a woman with his ass because you seem to know more than I do.[/QUOTE] His ass can fuck a woman's strapon. [editline]6th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35858009]Hm, double dildo? Reverse strap on?[/QUOTE] damn you
when you pick a buddy for PT and he's like fucking 6 inches taller and 50 lbs. heavier and someone asks you to carry him a half mile in a fireman's carry. fucking bullshit
Well I am very disgusted thank you guys :)
I want to learn how to draw. Unfortunately my mum told me I apparently have a sort of motor skills limitation. Writing neat is nearly impossible for me. I'll get a sample of it later.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;35858118]Well I am very disgusted thank you guys :)[/QUOTE] You asked
[QUOTE=HorizoN;35858172]I want to learn how to draw. Unfortunately my mum told me I apparently have a sort of motor skills limitation. Writing neat is nearly impossible for me. I'll get a sample of it later.[/QUOTE] Dysgraphia, I have it too.
Sleeping alone
[QUOTE=Raijin;35858197]Dysgraphia, I have it too.[/QUOTE] Strange. I can formulate grammar rather well on paper. It's just that I have immense trouble tying anything [I still can't tie my shoes] and writing. Anyway, here's a sample of my writing: [t]http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GreatMontauk/20120506_222833.jpg[/t] [editline]6th May 2012[/editline] It was written in a bit of a hurry though.
[QUOTE=HorizoN;35858248]Strange. I can formulate grammar rather well on paper. It's just that I have immense trouble tying anything [I still can't tie my shoes] and writing. Anyway, here's a sample of my writing: [t]http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GreatMontauk/20120506_222833.jpg[/t] [editline]6th May 2012[/editline] It was written in a bit of a hurry though.[/QUOTE] Looks decent to me. Man, you got me scared I have dysgraphia now beacuse I want to learn how to draw as well.
[QUOTE=elevate;35858266]Looks decent to me. Man, you got me scared I have dysgraphia now beacuse I want to learn how to draw as well.[/QUOTE] You should see when I actually write in a huge hurry. Even then at school I can barely concentrate and my hands shake like hell. So it comes out illegible. So many times I've been asked what a letter is.
[QUOTE=HorizoN;35858172]I want to learn how to draw. Unfortunately my mum told me I apparently have a sort of motor skills limitation. Writing neat is nearly impossible for me. I'll get a sample of it later.[/QUOTE] I found out how to draw with a simple technique 1. Bash your head on the table until you are barely conscious. 2. Go to a bunch of furry porn sites 3. Due to your inability to reason, you will start to talk shit about people and stating that you can make more money than them. 4. You will draw using mspaint and you will submit 10-12 images of drawn porn you made. Due to the overall crappynesd of your images and harassment to other users, you will become IP banned from the website you uploaded your art to. After this you wil see images of what you drew scattered across your desktop. You need to "Sort by date" and learn from the newest drawing.
[QUOTE=HorizoN;35858248]Strange. I can formulate grammar rather well on paper. It's just that I have immense trouble tying anything [I still can't tie my shoes] and writing. Anyway, here's a sample of my writing: [t]http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GreatMontauk/20120506_222833.jpg[/t] [editline]6th May 2012[/editline] It was written in a bit of a hurry though.[/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/22706967/handwriting.png[/img] (in retrospect, it would've helped to have lines to write on....)
[t]http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GreatMontauk/20120506_223857.jpg[/t] buh [editline]6th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;35858344][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/22706967/handwriting.png[/img] (in retrospect, it would've helped to have lines to write on....)[/QUOTE] At least it's legible. [editline]6th May 2012[/editline] Scoot can I have your tablet?
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;35858310]I found out how to draw with a simple technique 1. Bash your head on the table until you are barely conscious. 2. Go to a bunch of furry porn sites 3. Due to your inability to reason, you will start to talk shit about people and stating that you can make more money than them. 4. You will draw using mspaint and you will submit 10-12 images of drawn porn you made. Due to the overall crappynesd of your images and harassment to other users, you will become IP banned from the website you uploaded your art to. After this you wil see images of what you drew scattered across your desktop. You need to "Sort by date" and learn from the newest drawing.[/QUOTE] This man is lying! Sonic recolors are the true path to success!
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