• Most funny nicknames you've heard or gotten?
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Nicknames are pretty common amongst my friends. One of them gets a new nickname ever other week, my favorites being: Macaroni-and-sleeze, Ol' Dirty, and Two Scoop. On top of that, when I was little, my father never called me by my real name either, He either called me bumble, or bumbolina. One day I even went in school, and asked, "How do you spell bumbolina?", and when my teacher asked why, I simply replied, "Because it's my name."
sometimes people refer to me as nigga does that count
When I was a kid there was a bucket full of toys at my great grandparents place and apparently I used to dump out all the toys and where the bucket on my head so my great grandfather started calling me bucket head. More recently at my work place everybody calls me Jay Peezy because one guy called me that when I told him my full name.
"Nerd" :v:
Dishwasher.
[I]Funkelstein[/I] in german it was a joke name my actual nickname is Erčo
People refer to me as Onion for some reason
I was called 'Mr Biggles Learns to Fart' in primary school and I kinda know why.
nipple crippler it wouldn't make sense even if I gave you context
"Pizza Boy" because I once took a pizza out of the oven and beat my friend with it.
Dumb Penguin Nerd because my gf and I watched pebble and the penguin last night and I lost my shit because I'm retarted
There was a kid at my school known as "Robber Johnny" because his name was John and he once stole some chocolate from a shop
[QUOTE=RobbL;46565505]There was a kid at my school known as "Robber Johnny" because his name was John and he once stole some chocolate from a shop[/QUOTE] that sounds kind of badass, reminds me of Billy the Kid and that sort of Wild West styled nick names.
My friend had curly hair and one day in HS we were walking down the hall and some random dude wanted to talk to him and was like (in a raspy voice, mind you.. dunno why but this guy sounded like an old smoker lady) "Eyyy, pubes! Come over here!" So ever since then he was called Pubes. I ended up getting Isaac turned into Nutsaac, and shortened to just 'Nut', so that was aight.
In secondary school, outta nowhere, my pals just started calling me "Stiffy". No clue why.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;46565611]In secondary school, outta nowhere, my pals just started calling me "Stiffy". No clue why.[/QUOTE] You got a stiffy in School without realizing it. :V Im mostly called fuzzy by my friends. I guess its the truxton avatar.
[QUOTE=YourFriendJoe;46562986]"Pizza Boy" because I once took a pizza out of the oven and beat my friend with it.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=azure 505;46562979]nipple crippler it wouldn't make sense even if I gave you context[/QUOTE] Explain.
I was once called J Money solely because I was the whitest kid ever once. (hence the username)
[QUOTE=Mr.95;46562894]People refer to me as Onion for some reason[/QUOTE] cuz your face makes people cry
I dont know why but my nickname irl is Charles in Charge or Charlie Bucket.
Ex was nicknamed french toast ...texted her it one morning in paris (different hotels at the time) and just stuck. along with cookie and snowdrop ...shuttup lol I'm nicknamed Sloth because of my love of the animals, my general don't give a fuck-ness and love of all things sleep in before goonies joke
"Cheesebread"
Sole (pronounced soh-lay) Sam Sole means friend in Samoan but I'm not Samoan or a poc at all I'm a white guy who immigrated
[QUOTE=Gen. Crumpets;46565762]Explain.[/QUOTE] I was staying with friends and one of them was sent out to buy the pizza. The dumbass gets pizza with pineapple on it and nobody told me until he had already put them in the oven. So I reached in the oven, grabbed the pizza, and started beating him to the ground with it.
My name is Kane so my coworker usually refers to me as either Crutches or Wheelchair. Otherwise it was some variation of Jesus or Bear all through high school.
My brother had a friend they'd call "Chimney"... Go ahead and guess why.
dumb i shit you not this person at school didn't know my name so they just called me dumb. seriously.
veronica pickledick
everyone just calls me drunky the cunt
I got called Pidgeot heaps because of my hair at one stage. And Gok Wan because of my glasses.
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