• Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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In elementary school, namely 3rd/4th grade I would get in trouble for farting. I had a thing for constant farting and in the process getting in trouble for it. I would always get sent in the back of the class room in 3rd grade if the teacher heard me farting and in 4th grade some douche would always tell one of the lunch monitors and they'd lecture me on if I ever did it again I'd sit by myself and elementary school was hell for me. Basically, people like to hate me.
i laughed everyone else was laughing i was the only one kicked out
Beating the shit out of this one kid who knocked me to the ground and kicked my face and stomach in.
I fell off my chair and got kicked out the class
1st grade. Our teacher was purposely making fun of a kid's report on Earth, the student mispelled "Earth" as "Eath", she read it out loud and said "eath" over and over, I chuckled and got in trouble because "it's rude to laugh at someone's mistakes"
I was almost suspended in middle school for hiding in a locker with no fucking lock mechanism on it. A broken locker...
I asked to go the bathroom. No joke.
"Caught cheating on a test" because I asked a question that was probably on the test a period before. (5th grade)
I was bullied for quite some time in the 6th grade. So to get back at him (without harming him) I flipped this guys backpack inside out, and even took the time to put his items back inside and zip it up. He noticed it near the end of class and he started cussing and yelling "Who da fuck did this?" I casually raised my hand, and the teacher said "Go to the principals office, now." I told the teacher everything he's done to make my life hell through the year. My teacher, raising his voice, proceeded to point to the door and told me "Principals office..NOW". I did just that. I even talked with the teacher and principal about everything this guy did/attempted to do to me during the year. They both said that he would never do such a thing, and I got a 3 day suspension for flipping a backpack. Turns out that same guy, 8 years later, is one of my best friends now. He apologized, and I returned mine.
[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;36864554]1st grade. Our teacher was purposely making fun of a kid's report on Earth, the student mispelled "Earth" as "Eath", she read it out loud and said "eath" over and over, I chuckled and got in trouble because "it's rude to laugh at someone's mistakes"[/QUOTE] [url]http://facepunch.com/members/493087[/url] Wow I didn't think he actually had any friends
One person coughed after another, so i let out a little tiny cough that barely anyone heard and the teacher went fucking ballistic at me, she had a fucking scream at me and another innocent person for about 10 minutes and sent me to the principals office, the other kid just got screamed at and then the teacher said nothing when she found out he hadn't done shit. I was walking across and some older kids walked up to me and said "what did you do" and i said "coughed" and they were like "shit what teacher do you have" and they walked over to my class and saw my teacher with her red face. The teacher then came out and had a scream at them and sent them back to their class, they were walking over to another class to deliver a message. It's funny because that teacher wasn't actually mean at all or anything.
One time this 8th grade blonde chick had to sit at my lunch table as part of some punishment. She sat there for like three seconds with me and my friends before getting up and then telling a teacher we were saying sexist stuff to her. The teacher came over and yelled at us telling us we were, "out of our minds" and that we had to write a two page paper apologizing to her or we would all be suspended. No one did it and no one gave a fuck. The girl was pissed.
When I was in third grade, I karate chopped the teacher's aid for sneaking up on me. [editline]20th July 2012[/editline] I got away with pretty much everything though.
Due to one of the tard bullies going full on ramming speed at me, I just sidestep and watch him crash into a wall, one of the funniest things I've ever seen, but I got in trouble for avoiding it, how does that even work.
i got caught pooping in the janitor's mouth
For saying "yes" when my teacher asked if she looked like a clown.
[QUOTE=Xieneus;36864571]I asked to go the bathroom. No joke.[/QUOTE] I loved the fact that when you told any other adult, they didn't listen to you.
In kindergarten we had one of those snow machines at the front of the school, and during my lunch I snuck into another class to get more time in the snow pile. I snuck out by myself again, and when lunch was over I got locked out of the school. The janitor let me 15 minutes later and I got the corner for the rest of the day. Totally worth it.
I also remember in elementary school a few kids and I used to play around with the payphone in the school. I never understood why their was a payphone when nobody really used it.
Went through the left doorway instead of the right doorway in a hall.
[QUOTE=SockFC;36864992]Went through the left doorway instead of the right doorway in a hall.[/QUOTE] Should of just gave you the death sentence for that
Someone came over to the table my friends and I sat at and started cussing us out for no reason at all. My friend told him "Go sit back down wigga." The kid went to the assistant principal crying. Got my friend a couple of detentions. 1. Everyone thinks the kid is tough as fuck 2. The assistant principal is still a bitch to this day.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;36864464]I fell off my chair and got kicked out the class[/QUOTE] Same here, except I was moved permanently to a different class entirely. In seventh grade, from Chorus to Home Ec. Because I slipped out of my chair.
According to the assistant principal, wigga is a vulgar racial slur. [editline]20th July 2012[/editline] Fuck.
Made a notepad document and saved it as "How to steal bandwidth and destroy the schools network", and copied down a bunch of random code from Wikipedia, 2 days later our schools tech guy calls me into his office, and tells me that im going to be suspended for 3 days for hacking :p
During french class in grade 6 my teacher was a massive cunt, so one time she left to go photocopy papers or something and we all stood on top of our desks screaming Oh Canada, she came back red-faced and yelled at us for a good 5 minutes.
[QUOTE=Xieneus;36864571]I asked to go the bathroom. No joke.[/QUOTE] Why is it that almost every teacher ever has delusioned themselves into believing that needed to piss is something you can plan?
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;36865389]Why is it that almost every teacher ever has delusioned themselves into believing that needed to piss is something you can plan?[/QUOTE] "Why didn't you go during break/lunch." Because I didn't fucking have to that's why.
My sister was suspended once when she was 12 or so for moving a spoon across the lunch table with her mind. A student told on her, and the principal called up my mom and had her come take her home. Seriously, she was suspended for telepathy.
I got in trouble for being in the bathroom too long, I was taking a shit.
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