• Mass Effect Megathread: DING DONG BANNU edition
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[QUOTE=Zezibesh;34862444][url]http://www.rule34.paheal.net/post/view/503561[/url] [url]http://www.rule34.paheal.net/post/view/504770[/url][/QUOTE] just letting you guys know i fapped to these
[QUOTE=Jackald;34862754][img]http://images.discoazul.com/images/locustsniper.jpg[/img] Actually, I think they'd just be Cerberus reskins with a few husk animations. Also, bear in mind that the husks in me3 aren't all just like the me1 and me2 husks, they can actually use weapons and do firefights and shit, they aren't just zombies.[/QUOTE] Really? Husks use weapons? Great. Another Insanity monster. Husks on Insanity are a real pain in the dick, when they swarm you, and all those little bastards have armor and your shotgun cannot fire fast enough Why do all the ME2 Shotguns suck, except for the Geth one?
Would be funnier if DLC boss was this [IMG]http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu218/JKN1178/minion99_darth-nihilus.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Sardonus;34862767]Really? Husks use weapons? Great. Another Insanity monster. Husks on Insanity are a real pain in the dick, when they swarm you, and all those little bastards have armor and your shotgun cannot fire fast enough Why do all the ME2 Shotguns suck, except for the Geth one?[/QUOTE] The Eviscirator wasn't bad if you could pace your shots.
[QUOTE=Dejarie;34862764]I'm just waiting to see what us PC users get. XCOM Aliens? Combine? Japanese Samurai? Filthy Sandrakers? Lot of possibilities.[/QUOTE] If it's TRUE, (which I still don't believe) I would hope for Combine. They're the only interesting PC exclusive enemies I can think of. [editline]25th February 2012[/editline] I'm conflicted again I'm on the Collector ship, and I'm a Soldier. Do I want the Revenant, Claymore, or Widow?
By the way, i'm streaming more of this beautiful strong black woman who don't need no reaper. [img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/450596254174190309/F9BE89E435871E3BAA1257BAC3C1D5CF7E9B4A17/?jpg[/img] So hop into the livestream if you want to see what DINGDONG SHEPARD will do next: [url]http://www.livestream.com/gmasterschannel[/url] Will she live up to the memory of her brother, FACEPUNCH Shepard? Who will be in for the hot dicking this time? When will Jackald stop making terrible excuses for humor? ALL THIS AND MORE IN THIS WEEK'S INSTALLMENT OF: [h2]MASSIVE AFFECTION LIVE (OR DEATH) STREAM[/h2]
pc users get nothing because they bullied hepler on twitter
So yeah, come in the livestream in about 10 mins' time: [url]http://www.livestream.com/gmasterschannel[/url]
[QUOTE=Sardonus;34862779]If it's TRUE, (which I still don't believe) I would hope for Combine. They're the only interesting PC exclusive enemies I can think of. [editline]25th February 2012[/editline] I'm conflicted again I'm on the Collector ship, and I'm a Soldier. Do I want the Revenant, Claymore, or Widow?[/QUOTE] I actually just finished my final ME2 playthrough, and I've done all three, personal favorite for a Soldier is the Widow, Revenant has way too much instability to be more useful, and there are better weapons than shotguns for Soldiers.
[QUOTE=Jackald;34862668]He's the saddasta of the Mass Effect thread. Our Sobotnik. Our Zeke. Our Chickens.[/QUOTE] Was that meant to be a compliment? Because they're all terrible
[QUOTE=Dejarie;34862842]I actually just finished my final ME2 playthrough, and I've done all three, personal favorite for a Soldier is the Widow, Revenant has way too much instability to be more useful, and there are better weapons than shotguns for Soldiers.[/QUOTE] Yeah, from what I've seen the revenant is silly innaccurate. On Insanity, I need my shots to hit.
[QUOTE=Jackald;34862618]I'll stream more ME1 if you guys want me to. Hey, i might ask Darth if i can schedule it as an event in the steam group if you guys would be interested.[/QUOTE] Only if you grovel.
[QUOTE=tommo400;34862859]Was that meant to be a compliment? Because they're all terrible[/QUOTE] ya please never refer to me as somebody like zeke didnt he kill himself lma
[QUOTE=Sardonus;34862767]Really? Husks use weapons? Great. Another Insanity monster. Husks on Insanity are a real pain in the dick, when they swarm you, and all those little bastards have armor and your shotgun cannot fire fast enough Why do all the ME2 Shotguns suck, except for the Geth one?[/QUOTE] Cryo ammo is incredibly useful, no matter if they have armor.
I decided to start up ME1 again, used an old character to start a new game. I am currently a level 56 soldier with 9999999 credits, spectre level gear with level 10 mods for all squad weapons and armor. I'm literally just charging through enemies on Insanity, its fun.
[QUOTE=dumbidiotretard;34862878]ya please never refer to me as somebody like zeke didnt he kill himself lma[/QUOTE] nah he turned out to be alive, but he did sit in a freezing forest for like half a day though he hasn't posted in like a week and a half, probably getting himself a doctor or something
That locust/hellghast stuff is total trollin.
[QUOTE=Zachariah;34862931]That locust/hellghast stuff is total trollin.[/QUOTE] Yeah, it's BS. I can't find jack shit on it.
so what is the day one DLC? I heard that the [sp]Prothean Squadmate[/sp] is one of them
[QUOTE=tommo400;34862962]so what is the day one DLC? I heard that the [sp]Prothean Squadmate[/sp] is one of them[/QUOTE] It's a mission to recruit the [sp]Prothean squadmate, but we're not entirely certain whether he's in the game to begin with or not.[/sp]
[QUOTE=tommo400;34862962]so what is the day one DLC? I heard that the [sp]Prothean Squadmate[/sp] is one of them[/QUOTE] So basically people are blowing this out of proportion BUT the "day 1 dlc" so far is the [sp]Prothean that is already IN-GAME is now able to be a squadmate[/sp]
Jackald is sucking hard at ME1
do we know if it's paid DLC or a zaeed type thing?
[QUOTE=tommo400;34863095]do we know if it's paid DLC or a zaeed type thing?[/QUOTE] Paid 10 dolares
[QUOTE=tommo400;34863095]do we know if it's paid DLC or a zaeed type thing?[/QUOTE] Paid sadly. They explained why here [url]http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/323/index/9403705/1[/url]
time for today's installment of "omg dlc >:(("
Thanks to the utterly terrifying wind (30mph+) in NYC, the NY ME3SPACE thing got moved to Pennsylvania so that the wind would carry it to New York. I have a strange feeling I'm not going to get a copy of ME3 today. Not that I'd necessarily [B]want[/B] the 360 version while I have my PC N7 Edition preordered, but... And now they're just launching the balloon, no copies. Guessing people who reach the site will get copies early or for free.
[QUOTE=Takuat;34863114]Paid sadly. They explained why here [url]http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/323/index/9403705/1[/url][/QUOTE] sod that
Has this been posted yet? [url]http://www.facebook.com/cynicalbrit/posts/333028400072644[/url] [quote=TotalBiscuit]Cynical Brit This chart has been making the rounds and is being used by fanbois to lazily justify Bioware and EA's position. [url]http://i.imgur.com/m77S3.png[/url] This is fairly typical, easily influenced people with weak positions tend to flock around things that look scientific. It doesn't mean it's right. To address some specific points. The production team would lose their jobs! - Bullshit, this is Bioware, the game has no risk of failure what-so-ever and will generate x-bajillion dollars. If Bioware-Mythic can dodge a ton of layoffs as a result of Old Republic (the most expensive game Bioware and EA have ever made and not a guaranteed hit), I'm pretty sure they can keep their jobs with Mass Effect 3, a much cheaper game guaranteed to be a success. Not only that but, IT IS NOT OUR PROBLEM. If EA is laying people off like that, shouldn't we be criticising EA for discarding it's employees so readily? Bioware is an incredibly successful studio, you are seriously suggesting they are only days away from losing their jobs if they don't monetise Mass Effect even more than it already is? (already one of the most monetised standard games EA has ever released, if not THE most). Big devs are not charity cases and we shouldn't be expected to pay $70 to get a feature complete game. Multiplayer replaces Zaeed! - Bullshit. Multiplayer has been feature complete for months. The demo build we saw a few weeks back is older code supposedly, Bioware claimed 2 months old. Multiplayer WAS NOT developed in the cycle the Prothean and presumably Zaeed content was supposedly developed in. Multiplayer is a case of a fairly major component of the game being sliced off and used to discourage used sales. It is not an incentive, it is not extra content developed just before launch, it is a dishonest comparison. It may seem like price gouging, it isn't! - [B]Then pray tell explain why the vast majority of companies don't actually do it. If this was a development reality, we'd be seeing every major publisher and developer doing just this, yet they don't. Day-1 DLC is a reality for only a small minority of these groups, not to mention that more often than not that DLC is mostly cosmetic or very easy to create (weapon packs etc). There are actually very few instances of Day 1 DLC and even less of this importance to the story and die-hard fans.[/B] Only Deus Ex has done this recently and there are rumours that Gamestop actually FUNDED that development as a pre-order exclusive, so at least you can semi-understand why it is there. It is incredibly dishonest to suggest that this is a development reality rather than price gouging. [B]If this were true it would be common practice and it most certainly is not.[/B] I say, hold the line. Do not be swayed by the arguments of fanbois and white-knights. Brands have encouraged zealous loyality bordering on fanaticism for years. [B]What better way to get away with murder than have their own consumers whipped into a frenzy to defend their actions and undermine any effort for unified consumer action? Our basic rights as consumers are slowly being eroded by these actions and it has to stop. We as consumers will support and reward reasonable development and business practices, but we will not accept exploitation.[/B] The axium remains "If it's done before release date, it should come with the game".[/quote] He has good points.
[QUOTE=dumbidiotretard;34863127]time for today's installment of "omg dlc >:(("[/QUOTE] omg dlc argh [editline]25th February 2012[/editline] Pretty funny how this argument rages on though.
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