• Sniper Elite V2: Testicle Elimination Simulator
    2,055 replies, posted
[QUOTE=Pie108;35691353]In the demo I kept trying to que my shots up with the explosions. I was really disappointed when I figured it wasn't part of the demo.... In the first game the stealth aspect was my favorite part, sneak in and find a spot, kill your target so nobody noticed then sneak out. The sniping spree sequences like the demo are fun of course, but its not my selling point...[/QUOTE] You never know whats in the full game though. Hell the entire level might be revamped to allow you to sneak past.
[QUOTE=RickieSticki;35686140]I redownload all of it and the progress is stuck at 1,542.2 / 1,543.7. :suicide: What do.[/QUOTE] Here i hope this will work. [url]http://www.badongo.com/file/26870248[/url]
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;35685867]How am I blind? He said I [B][I][U]always[/U][/I][/B], that's the key word here, expect people to be perfect. I said no. So he responds sarcastically about how he's gonna take it into consideration when buying the game despite the fact that my post had jack shit to do with the game. I had no idea you knew more about me than I did. Huh. I'd also like to point out that going off on someone who I disagree with has fuck all to do with expecting perfection all the time, which I don't as I previously stated. The only time I really care when someone makes something like a spelling error or whatever is when a person also calls someone dumb. I generally find it's not good practice to call someone dumb and then do something dumb in the same post. Now if you don't mind this is a thread about Sniper Elite V2 and not about your petty bullshit. THANKS![/QUOTE] Pretty much proved his point by not ignoring it. Anyway, pre-ordered.
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;35694930]Pretty much proved his point by not ignoring it.[/QUOTE] And what was that point? That I don't shit sunshine and rainbows out of my ass at all times? Well gosh golly gee, I guess ya both got me there! [editline]24th April 2012[/editline] Oh shit, now I remember you. You're that guy who got all pissy at me because I said something you did was dumb or something. I totally forgot who you were because I could give less of a crap about your petty butthurt over a past issue that you can't seem to give up on. Now if you please, there are people who do not care about your grievances against me and would kindly appreciate if you shut up and talked about the game.
I just realized the somewhat unfortunate timing of this game. On the 4th of May, we remember the casualties we sustained in World War 2.
[QUOTE=Pie108;35691353]In the demo I kept trying to que my shots up with the explosions. I was really disappointed when I figured it wasn't part of the demo.... In the first game the stealth aspect was my favorite part, sneak in and find a spot, kill your target so nobody noticed then sneak out. The sniping spree sequences like the demo are fun of course, but its not my selling point...[/QUOTE] Don't worry, they're there in the full game
I played the demo then I found out about the Hitler mission if you preorder and bought it instantly. I really like the ballistics in this game and the gameplay outside of the sniping is pretty cool, reminds me of uncharted. Also why are the enemies testicles so large?
You guys can be happy you can even find the download:I went to the buying page,and there was no download button.Luckily,a friend of mine sent me the javascript link so I could download it,but now it just starts for about a nanosecond and goes off again,I don't know what to do ;A;
They need to improve the X-Ray cam, too much blood to tell what's going on most of the time... Anybody who disagrees care to explain at all?
[QUOTE=TheTalon;35695342]Don't worry, they're there in the full game[/QUOTE] I expect them to be there, but they shouldn't have left it out of the demo.
[QUOTE=Pat.Lithium;35696250] Also why are the enemies testicles so large?[/QUOTE] Better question is why is there such a huge space between them? It's like they have a baseball in their scrotum, that's separating their testicles.
Hah, Killed a guy with one testicle. Was it Hitler? This early?
I really hope soldiers Nazi salute Hitler.
Less then a week, gentlemen
The trip wires, dynamite and land mines are really fun. Try them out on the ambush part. [editline]25th April 2012[/editline] You can get a lot more of them in an alley near the cafe.
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/WSFxQ.jpg[/img_thumb] So Metal.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkA7EioPd2k&context=C4673c59ADvjVQa1PpcFM-Mu8qv6yoCVR1rKQKDneYIhqJhSIA6NU=[/media]
[QUOTE=hoodoo456;35704550][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkA7EioPd2k&context=C4673c59ADvjVQa1PpcFM-Mu8qv6yoCVR1rKQKDneYIhqJhSIA6NU=[/media][/QUOTE] Gameplay with the easiest difficulty and Yello playing in the background is not funky.
[QUOTE=Calkkuna;35704652]Gameplay with the easiest difficulty and Yello playing in the background is not funky.[/QUOTE] I'm [I]so[/I] sorry for offending your enlightened taste in humor. [/sarcasm]
[QUOTE=nutcake;35694557]Here i hope this will work. [url]http://www.badongo.com/file/26870248[/url][/QUOTE] I downloaded it today through Steam. Thanks anyway!
[QUOTE=hoodoo456;35704698]I'm [I]so[/I] sorry for offending your enlightened taste in humor. [/sarcasm][/QUOTE] Go away.
Interesting, if I hit a two for one, if there is a car behind the last guy, it will do a kill cam for the car with blood and everything. Happened twice.
OH MY GOD I hit this guys grenade on his belt and it fucking exploded OH MY GOD
[QUOTE=Resfan;35705410]Interesting, if I hit a two for one, if there is a car behind the last guy, it will do a kill cam for the car with blood and everything. Happened twice.[/QUOTE] That also happens with doors.
[video=youtube;r2dyK-_uagE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2dyK-_uagE[/video] Co-op gameplay.
[QUOTE=hoodoo456;35704550][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkA7EioPd2k&context=C4673c59ADvjVQa1PpcFM-Mu8qv6yoCVR1rKQKDneYIhqJhSIA6NU=[/media][/QUOTE] At least it wasn't a CoD style Skrillex montage.
[QUOTE=TheJoker;35706976][video=youtube;r2dyK-_uagE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2dyK-_uagE[/video] Co-op gameplay.[/QUOTE] Looks painful as fuck to play with the controller. And the bullet drop helper thing is for pussies.
The spotter and sniper thing reminds me of Sniper: Ghost Warrior Hopefully it's not bad like in that game though
Come payday, I know what I'm getting. Toot-toot.
[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596968901964985219/E8A8ECD2D0F4F890407FD963725841DB21BB55DA/?.jpg[/img] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWizDna1XO4[/media] had so much fun, booby trapped the fuck out of the demo's ambush part and fooled around.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.