• Sniper Elite V2: Testicle Elimination Simulator
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[QUOTE=TheJoker;35706976][video=youtube;r2dyK-_uagE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2dyK-_uagE[/video] Co-op gameplay.[/QUOTE] The guy can't play for shit, but it looks interesting, and proved that the "shoot at the same time as big boom goes off to mask your shot" thing is there.
[QUOTE=TheJoker;35706976][video=youtube;r2dyK-_uagE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2dyK-_uagE[/video] Co-op gameplay.[/QUOTE] Oh awesome, he's the same guy I met when I saw the game! The loud noises thing is proper though, but I'm not sure whether it works as a pre-scripted event or works dynamically off of sound... sadly, I think it's the former. EDIT: Also, I'd just like to note, the reason he's not the best shot is because he was using an xbox. When I saw him playing, he was pretty decent, using a PC.
i don't know why you would get a game like this on console, sniping with a controller sucks
[QUOTE=Combineguy;35709446]i don't know why you would get a game like this on console, sniping with a controller sucks[/QUOTE] It is [B]not[/B] that fucking bad. You can easily get used to it. Not as easy as a mouse and a keyboard, of course, still not that bad.
Oh fucking hell. A friend downloaded the demo because a ton of people have been on about it. He treated it like CoD, just running towards enemies and trying to quickscope them, he couldn't work out why he kept dying though. In the end he decided it was badly made and not "fast paced" enough for him.
[QUOTE=jackattack;35712090]Oh fucking hell. A friend downloaded the demo because a ton of people have been on about it. He treated it like CoD, just running towards enemies and trying to quickscope them, he couldn't work out why he kept dying though. In the end he decided it was badly made and not "fast paced" enough for him.[/QUOTE] Record it for me please.
[QUOTE=jackattack;35712090]Oh fucking hell. A friend downloaded the demo because a ton of people have been on about it. He treated it like CoD, just running towards enemies and trying to quickscope them, he couldn't work out why he kept dying though. In the end he decided it was badly made and not "fast paced" enough for him.[/QUOTE] Punch him in the bollocks repeatedly and with great force for me please.
[QUOTE=jackattack;35712090]Oh fucking hell. A friend downloaded the demo because a ton of people have been on about it. He treated it like CoD, just running towards enemies and trying to quickscope them, he couldn't work out why he kept dying though. In the end he decided it was badly made and not "fast paced" enough for him.[/QUOTE] I hope you told your friend how dumb he was.
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;35712250]I hope you told your friend how dumb he was.[/QUOTE] I did, when he was done i called him dumb, pushed his ps3 off the table and left.
[QUOTE=jackattack;35712320]I did, when he was done i called him dumb, pushed his ps3 off the table and left.[/QUOTE] yeah way to go, possibly break his console just because he plays games wrong yeah that'll show him. im kidding it wont show him it just makes you look like a massive jerk
[QUOTE=jackattack;35712320]I did, when he was done i called him dumb, pushed his ps3 off the table and left.[/QUOTE] No you didn't.
[QUOTE=Calkkuna;35707105]Looks painful as fuck to play with the controller.[/QUOTE] It really isn't.
[QUOTE=SomeDumbShit;35712401]No you didn't.[/QUOTE] it was a really low table, i do it often.
Saw this on their facebook page [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-dY_ViN-48[/media]
I actually have an easier time sniping with the controller. No chance of accidentally jerking the mouse and fucking up my shot. I tried the demo last night after finding this topic. This game is hard as fuck but holy shit is it good. I made two fairly-excellent shots (Sniper Elite difficulty) during the first part of the demo. First shot: Shot through the windows of a broken car. Severed the guy's spinal chord at the base of the skull. Second shot: Sniper at the far end of the road. Put the bullet through his firing hand and out the elbow. Guess who's never firing a rifle again. :v:
[QUOTE=Tuskin;35712978]Saw this on their facebook page [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-dY_ViN-48[/media][/QUOTE] A game about killing stuff in a cool way and they fucking quote Chaplin's speech in the "Dictator". And talk about humanity. Really?
[QUOTE=jackattack;35712727]it was a really low table, i do it often.[/QUOTE] Is your friend's PS3 tungsten-plated?
[QUOTE=jackattack;35712320]I did, when he was done i called him dumb, pushed his ps3 off the table and left.[/QUOTE] it's obvious to me that you're not old enough to even be playing the game
[IMG]http://u.cubeupload.com/Resfan/Na9upm.png[/IMG] Soo... what exactly did I hit?
His dreams.
[QUOTE=Calkkuna;35713029]A game about killing stuff in a cool way and they fucking quote Chaplin's speech in the "Dictator". And talk about humanity. Really?[/QUOTE] They didn't make it.
Are there any ideas on the length of the game or hasn't anything been said?
[QUOTE=Resfan;35714243][IMG]http://u.cubeupload.com/Resfan/Na9upm.png[/IMG] Soo... what exactly did I hit?[/QUOTE] one time i shot him and the bullet grazed his shoulder, barely leaving a mark. it said vital hit and he fell over dead.
[QUOTE=jackattack;35715113]Are there any ideas on the length of the game or hasn't anything been said?[/QUOTE] From the Rebellion PR guy on the Steam Forums : "Based on our testing, you'll be looking at between 20 and 30 hours of gameplay, depending on how you play and your level of ability. "
[QUOTE=Calkkuna;35707517][IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596968901964985219/E8A8ECD2D0F4F890407FD963725841DB21BB55DA/?.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] The first time I saw that pic, I thought you were showing some kind of glitch. I seriously thought that rumpled mess of clothing on the ground was some kind of scared huddled-up squished-down german soldier and the guy above was about to jump down on him. Kinda wish it was now.
So I was looking through some footage I took. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HowtT0T8l_I[/media] If you dont understand what happened, I killed the 2nd guard and the driver with a single shot.
Goddamn, I won't be able to preorder this as by the time i get my money it'll be released already.
If you go down the alley to your left, before you make the turn onto the road that leads to the cafe, there is an ammo box at the end of it with 3 landmines. I fucking destroyed the convoy this time.
[QUOTE=Soul_Reaver;35716815]If you go down the alley to your left, before you make the turn onto the road that leads to the cafe, there is an ammo box at the end of it with 3 landmines. I fucking destroyed the convoy this time.[/QUOTE] I got 4 dynamites once, placed them so that when I shot the satchel charge on the truck, the whole road exploded.
[QUOTE=Calkkuna;35716843]I got 4 dynamites once, placed them so that when I shot the satchel charge on the truck, the whole road exploded.[/QUOTE] I didn't think it was randomized. Well damn. Hopefully you get landmines, cause they are badass. Just make sure the wheel hits the landmine, because they will just drive over them.
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