• Sniper Elite V2: Testicle Elimination Simulator
    2,055 replies, posted
Honestly beating this would have been near impossible without Regening health. The reason is that the Mosin Nagant kills you in two shots, and it becomes more common the farther you get in the game. Plus most roof snipers spawn once you get "in range" and they already are in alert mode looking for you. Even if you hide behind cover and edge yourself out, there is a good chance they get the first shot off first because AI lol. Shit, I once edged out of cover so I could just see a sniper's arm. I got shot, which threw off my aim and the shot again before I was even finished flinching in pain, killing me. Is it possible not getting hit? Yeah but it is really difficult and requires memorizing where everything spawns, which takes away some of the satisfaction IMO.
Frankly I think they should have made the levels far less linear, but i'm enjoying it.
[QUOTE=Jackald;35824228]Frankly I think they should have made the levels far less linear, but i'm enjoying it.[/QUOTE] Best part of the game is the section where you need to destroy the tank patrolling at the soviet HQ. There were shitloads of ruined buildings to sneak through.
[QUOTE=10050;35824180]Honestly beating this would have been near impossible without Regening health. The reason is that the Mosin Nagant kills you in two shots, and it becomes more common the farther you get in the game. Plus most roof snipers spawn once you get "in range" and they already are in alert mode looking for you. Even if you hide behind cover and edge yourself out, there is a good chance they get the first shot off first because AI lol. Shit, I once edged out of cover so I could just see a sniper's arm. I got shot, which threw off my aim and the shot again before I was even finished flinching in pain, killing me. Is it possible not getting hit? Yeah but it is really difficult and requires memorizing where everything spawns, which takes away some of the satisfaction IMO.[/QUOTE] No, putting the player in tight situations with respawning enemies and snipers popping out of nowhere is what really takes out the satisfaction, i feel more like rambo with a sniper rifle while playing this instead of an infiltrated sniper. Sneaked throughout the whole level ? fuck you! have a wave of respawning germans! Health regen is there to make the design easier, they don't have to worry about players dying to super-accurate russians with PPSh's when you can simply dive in and out of cover in those tight, linear as fuck maps to slowly take em out. The game is fun but not at all what i expected, i wish you had the choice to tune the bullet drop too, it's what bothers me the most.
So suddenly the game crashes when I launch a private lobby. That's odd.
Ugh.. I want to fucking play it, I got it but just like Skyrim, it makes my graphics card overheat and crashes it.. Forcing me to manually restart my computer. Dammit, nVidia.
It is a very enjoyable feeling when you get 5 headshots with 5 rounds using the Springfield on Realistic ballistics with no aid.
MY EYES, ZEY DO NOTHING! [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/559814960761191623/F577BAFB8CDEC746151E8AD169A5D0DA028DCB0B/[/t]
[IMG]http://u.cubeupload.com/Resfan/c9KNAY.png[/IMG] Wonder what he was thinking about?
How the hell do you get 124 585 points on Mittelwork Facility? I spent hours and the best I got was 2nd place with 76 045 points, which is a little over half of the leading score... God damn you TheBearJew85032! Another one is on the Kaiser-Friedrich Museum mission. My best score is 83 395, 1st place is 103 520 :V
[QUOTE=Hattiwatti;35825449]How the hell do you get 124 585 points on Mittelwork Facility? I spent hours and the best I got was 2nd place with 76 045 points, which is a little over half of the leading score... God damn you TheBearJew85032! Another one is on the Kaiser-Friedrich Museum mission. My best score is 83 395, 1st place is 103 520 :V[/QUOTE] You could just try incapacitating soldiers and let them get healed by team mates.
[QUOTE=Resfan;35825404][IMG]http://u.cubeupload.com/Resfan/c9KNAY.png[/IMG] Wonder what he was thinking about?[/QUOTE] He was thinking about the family he will never return to. You monster
So me and my brother just spent 40 minutes playing the second co-op mission and were pretty nicely stealthing around taking down everyone slowly until we realised that the room we were piling bodies in was where the enemies were re spawning? I shot a guy in the face who couldn't have possibly gotten past us into the room only to see a guy appear directly next to him. How the fuck are we supposed to stealth these missions
I like getting those shots where you hit them on the top of the head and it makes their eyeballs explode.
I picked this up. It's so much fun... I shot a guy in the eyeball and watched it tear apart. So wonderfully gruesome. Is there anything that triggers x-rays shots versus normal shots? More points or what?
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;35826238]I like getting those shots where you hit them on the top of the head and it makes their eyeballs explode.[/QUOTE] I like the shots where the bullet hits right in the top middle of the skull and rips off all the bone. Am i a pyschopath?
Bullet graces the jaw, enemy killed. I think the enemies are too squishy, but their aim is ridiculous. They get me with SMG's when I'm a half kilometer away from them.
MP wont work for me :suicide:
So apparently the last level isn't playable in coop?
Is there something in particular that I need to be shooting at in this part? [img]http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/598/screenshot2012050414405.jpg[/img] Because shooting the rocket does absolutely nothing. Fuck nevermind I'm a retard/blind. I'm not too good with red on orange.
[QUOTE=Mislum;35826976]So apparently the last level isn't playable in coop?[/QUOTE] Yeah, me and riller just found that out...
[QUOTE=NoobieWafer223;35825174]Ugh.. I want to fucking play it, I got it but just like Skyrim, it makes my graphics card overheat and crashes it.. Forcing me to manually restart my computer. Dammit, nVidia.[/QUOTE] If it isn't the heat, I had issues with my card getting overwhelmed too. Update your drivers to the newest version; I did and it runs on the highest settings and has yet to crash at all.
[QUOTE=Nitrowing;35827040]If it isn't the heat, I had issues with my card getting overwhelmed too. Update your drivers to the newest version; I did and it runs on the highest settings and has yet to crash at all.[/QUOTE] There's ONE driver I missed, and I'll try updating to it... But, when it crashes it does like.. Pixelated squares on the screen and that's that. I have to restart. Is that overheating?
Me and Hattiwatti were playing Coop campaign just then on the museum level, detonated the charges on the bridge. The animation played, the troops jumped through the air in slow motion, a small secondary explosion appeared on the other side of the bridge, but no main explosion animation. Was rather funny until we were told we let the soldiers get to the other side of the bridge...
Was there a fix out there for the stuttering in firefights issue? I've got a GTX 570 running at 1080 maxed usually at a fluid 40+ fps (haven't benchmarked, but it feels very smooth) and if enemies start shooting it gets very choppy.
[QUOTE=Watevaman;35827556]Was there a fix out there for the stuttering in firefights issue? I've got a GTX 570 running at 1080 maxed usually at a fluid 40+ fps (haven't benchmarked, but it feels very smooth) and if enemies start shooting it gets very choppy.[/QUOTE] There was a SPUF thread where somebody said that they were working on a patch. Probably be out in a couple days.
Well, that's it, i can't resist anymore. I'm downloading it over the weekend, how much again? Steam's being a dick.
Some of those triggers (or how you call them) are horrible. Like soldiers talking while you have put a bullet through there head.
[QUOTE=Baldr 2.0;35827734]Some of those triggers (or how you call them) are horrible. Like soldiers talking while you have put a bullet through there head.[/QUOTE] It's best when you shoot them in the mouth while they're talking.
I personally enjoy puncturing helmets. "That ain't gonna save ya."
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.