• Facade - "Fuck you fuck you fuck you" "I think it would be best if you leave"
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Though very old, most people will probably recoginse this game, not for its advanced response system, but for the fun you can get, dicking about with it. For those of you who do not know what facade is, it is a game (or simulation, if you will) designed to demonstrate an indie game developers new AI which makes the two whiny characters - Trip and some bitch whose name I have forgotten - respond (semi) realistically to everything you say to them. And by "say" to them I mean you type in ANYTHING and they will come out with a response, be that an understanding comment, or a rage as they kick your ass out their house. At the end of each "game" you are able to access a script of the things you said to Trip and Mrs. Bitch. I'm not too sure if it is actually possible to make the two people make up, but it sure is hard trying. In this thread feel free to post your scripts and stories from your no doubt strange and hilarious experiences from Facade. Now without further ado, here is a download link: [url]http://www.interactivestory.net/download/[/url] Have fun!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFTwTU7giow[/media] One of the primary examples of what you can do in Façade. Also these: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPx9zwH9IWc[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxjl1mgdkvA&feature=related[/media]
A friend of mine played it. When Trip discussed his photograph of Italy, my friend replied with a huge monologue about his times hanging out with Mussolini. Interestingly, Trip found this to be totally acceptable. The next time he played it he announced that he was part of the Gestapo and that he murdered Anne Frank personally. He was asked to leave. As trip pushed him out of the door he screamed out about "the graves! so many graves!".
This is awesome.
Downloading. Shit looks hilarious. I've always wanted to play a game based on AI reactions.
[QUOTE=Furnost;24779568][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFTwTU7giow[/media] One of the primary examples of what you can do in Façade. Also these: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPx9zwH9IWc[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxjl1mgdkvA&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] I just spat all over my monitor after watching that first vid.
Someone should just spam a random word over and over, and see what happens.
Hey look at my hat Look at it! I think you should leave.
Downloading now, this looks pretty cool.
Me: "Trip, the 8-Ball said you're a fag." *silence* Me: "HAHAHAHA" *another minute of silence* Grace: "Uhm... Uh.. I need to... Clean the... Uhhh. The thing.. The metal thing behind the uhhhhhhh, toaster!" :wtc:
Installing now. I'm going to be nice one time around and then totally rude the next.
[QUOTE=Jamsponge;24780451]Someone should just spam a random word over and over, and see what happens.[/QUOTE] well I did this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEH85uGKhaE[/media]
Hahaha, I just did the Old spice advert to Grace.
:frog: They're so dysfunctional. [editline]01:22PM[/editline] Shit, that's way too long. Nvm, long story short. I come into their house being all nice and shit and they start arguing about their marriage in a roundabout way where I get blamed and get kicked out.
[QUOTE=Furnost;24779568] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=SFTwTU7giow[/URL] One of the primary examples of what you can do in Façade. Also these: [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=cPx9zwH9IWc[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=wxjl1mgdkvA[/URL] [/QUOTE] That was perfect.
Damnit, they're at it again on a second playthrough.
[QUOTE=Hellborg 45;24780072]I just spat all over my monitor after watching that first vid.[/QUOTE] Haha, the first one is the best.
TRIP Adam!! TRIP Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted) ADAM fuck off (Trip closes the front door.) ADAM i hate you Play 2: TRIP Adam!! TRIP Ah I'm so happy you could make it! We haven't seen you in so long, -- (interrupted) ADAM hello melon (ADAM hugs trip.) (Trip closes the front door.)
It's pretty good until you realize they only know about 5 words and say things that are completely unrelated to what you said
I can't seem to be able to download the torrent. It's not loading for me.
Why isn't the download working
[quote]TRIP Al, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. TRIP Senior year of college! GRACE Oh... geez... -- (interrupted) AL Yes. TRIP We really want to thank you for years and years of... GRACE Pain. TRIP Heh heh heh... Agony.[/quote] Nice. [quote]TRIP Al, are you okay? You're acting all fidgety. TRIP Okay, good, I was worried there for a second. -- (interrupted) AL Sorry.[/quote] There's a reason for that. [quote]AL You do look good. GRACE (annoyed sigh) -- (interrupted) AL Er- sorry?[/quote] :buddy: [quote]TRIP You're good at decorating, trust yourself. TRIP Ahh, this is bullshit! GRACE Ahh, no, you're full of shit! AL Eh[/quote] Oh my god... [quote]GRACE I mean, that's what you must to do in a marriage -- forgive, yes? AL Yes. GRACE Yes or -- (interrupted) GRACE What...?![/quote] :wtc: Women... [quote] (AL kisses grace.) GRACE What, I can't hear you, are you talking to me? -- (interrupted) TRIP No! (AL kisses grace.) TRIP Al, this has never ever happened before...! (AL kisses grace.)[/quote] :q: [quote]TRIP Oh my God... Al, what... uhh... (AL opens the front door.) TRIP Al, where are you going? Don't leave, we need your help here! (AL points to the elevator button.)[/quote] I've had enough of your shit.
Always mention Trip cheating on Grace. It gets their panties in a bunch.
The shortest one I ever had lasted about 3 seconds. Trip opened the door, I immediately said "you should get a divorce" "get a divorce" then he closed the door without saying anything and I lost. Good times.
Anyone have the torrent file which they could upload?
Holy shit, I think I got a good play. [editline]01:57PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Henry Townshend;24783688]The shortest one I ever had lasted about 3 seconds. Trip opened the door, I immediately said "you should get a divorce" "get a divorce" then he closed the door without saying anything and I lost. Good times.[/QUOTE] Oh god.
I think I remember that if you say watermelon when Trip opens the door, he slams it on you. I remember it being some kind of fruit or something.
[QUOTE=teh pirate;24782388]well I did this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEH85uGKhaE[/media][/QUOTE] "If Grace can fit it on a cracker, she puts it there" "I bet your dick fits on a cracker" :lol:
try saying melon :C
I just made Grace walk out on Trip. :xd:
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