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That was possibly the worst page 34 I've ever seen. The first 2 thirds of the page was just about stalker bros.
[QUOTE=Araknid;34658383]That was possibly the worst page 34 I've ever seen. The first 2 thirds of the page was just about stalker bros.[/QUOTE]New (at least, one I hadn't seen before) picture by Crisis, so wasn't too bad :v:
You know you're putting your heart into it when you take your hand off the pen and notice how much your hand hurts.
I like how if I take a screenshot from misery and average out all the colours, I just get grey and brown
I've been playing so much stalker over the past week since I got Clear Sky that in any game that has a sprint I keep hitting X to sprint instead of the usual shift
[QUOTE=JustGman;34657185]page 34 and stalker bros 2012 discussion on the same page. oh man i hope this 34 doesn't blow like last 34. here have some snork porn i found in 5 seconds [img]http://rule34-data-001.paheal.net/_images/6bde47a406c5a4adcb0ca4c9034b59dc/249828%20-%20Oniontrain%20S.T.A.L.K.E.R.%20Snork.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] hell id jerk off to it [IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596937916962149841/E63E4FB581ADEAA97BA5AF7365C28240FDAE7C8D/?.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Araknid;34658383]That was possibly the worst page 34 I've ever seen.[/QUOTE] i expected more, last thread we had a story about a stalker getting faceraped to near-death and killing himself with a grenade.
ps i know theres a video of kruglov freaking out over the blowout but i cant find it WOW OK
[QUOTE=xpod1;34659765]hell id jerk off to it [IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596937916962149841/E63E4FB581ADEAA97BA5AF7365C28240FDAE7C8D/?.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] snork booty
[QUOTE=Exosel;34659780]snork booty[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/P5ScF.jpg[/img] [editline]12th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=JustGman;34657185] [img]http://rule34-data-001.paheal.net/_images/6bde47a406c5a4adcb0ca4c9034b59dc/249828%20-%20Oniontrain%20S.T.A.L.K.E.R.%20Snork.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/SL2q3.jpg[/img]
Is there an L-85 (IL-86) in SoC without a scope? The scope is getting on my nerves.
Alright so I'm in freeplay in SGM 2.1, but I can't seem to get to the Army Warehouses or the other SHoC levels. There's no level transition markers on the map either. What'd I miss?
[QUOTE=Paravin;34654672][Green], I pass my throne on to you. Go on and make me proud. Let the page 34 horrors never die out.[/QUOTE] I know I'm late but [I]holy shit.[/I] It's my dream come true. Also stalker bros. Fuck yes. And muukkis, nice Miseryquest. edit [h2]I MISSED P34, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT[/h2] I guess I'll post three stories in P69 then. Prepare for rape, shit and gore. A lot of them. [sp]'cause i have a lot of ideas for poltergeists. A lot.[/sp]
I don't know where this is going but I'm going to take my barby cock out anyway.
[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;34660540]I don't know where this is going but I'm going to take my barby cock out anyway.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE='[Green];34660360']Prepare for rape, shit and gore. A lot of them. [sp]'cause i have a lot of ideas for poltergeists. A lot.[/sp][/QUOTE] [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-ccb.gif[/img]
Investigating the dredge station for Beard was a good way of finding out what Misery is all about. Nothing exceptional happened up until Tuna asked me for the ship's wheel and his friends showed up. We talked for a second and because my loadout consisted of a scopeless Mosin-Nagant and a shitty GSh 18, I gave up the artefact. Suddenly drawing the pistol and shooting one of his friends would have been so much cooler if it hadn't taken me five seconds to get a bead on his head due to aiming causing the camera to zoom [I]out[/I] (thank you 'default' FOV option), and as a result, the other stalker hiding in the barge's wheelhouse shot me in the gut before I stunned him with the GSh and opened his throat with a knife. Some of you already know that medkits mitigate bleeding and restore a small portion of health in Misery, but nothing more, so that left me moving at a snails pace. Which didn't help for the next bit. Apparently, Tuna runs into the tall grass like a little bitch if you don't kill him first, so that left me limping, near death and with nothing but a rifle which helpfully zooms out when aimed. I took about three shots into the tall grass, hobbled over to each spot and amazingly, one of them had actually hit him. After relieving him of the wheel, my reward money went to buying a WW2 scope, a handful of bullets and uninstalling Misery so I could try a different loadout. Never got around to that last part.
[QUOTE=Mericet;34661002]Investigating the dredge station for Beard was a good way of finding out what Misery is all about. Nothing exceptional happened up until Tuna asked me for the ship's wheel and his friends showed up. We talked for a second and because my loadout consisted of a scopeless Mosin-Nagant and a shitty GSh 18, I gave up the artefact. Suddenly drawing the pistol and shooting one of his friends would have been so much cooler if it hadn't taken me five seconds to get a bead on his head due to aiming causing the camera to zoom [I]out[/I] (thank you 'default' FOV option), and as a result, the other stalker hiding in the barge's wheelhouse shot me in the gut before I stunned him with the GSh and opened his throat with a knife. Some of you already know that medkits mitigate bleeding and restore a small portion of health in Misery, but nothing more, so that left me moving at a snails pace. Which didn't help for the next bit. Apparently, Tuna runs into the tall grass like a little bitch if you don't kill him first, so that left me limping, near death and with nothing but a rifle which helpfully zooms out when aimed. I took about three shots into the tall grass, hobbled over to each spot and amazingly, one of them had actually hit him. My reward money went to buying a WW2 scope, a handful of bullets and uninstalling Misery so I could try a different loadout. Never got around to that last part.[/QUOTE] Such is life in misery.
[QUOTE='[Green];34661020']Such is life in misery.[/QUOTE] You made the Recon and his VSK sound like a better choice. Sniping in CoP without pouring thousands into upping accuracy and reducing recoil is almost all luck, whereas weapon damage against most enemies is a simple matter of calibre and ammo type. And 5.45 is much easier to get hold of from traders and in the field. Speaking of ammo and damage, I'm running SGM 2.1 now and the only way to kill mutants is either sawed off shotguns with dumdum ammo in both weapon slots, a burst-fire .45 pistol I found or 9x18 hollow points in the MP-5 "Octopus". Not going after any pseudogiants, nope.
[QUOTE=Mericet;34661081]You made the Recon and his VSK sound like a better choice. Sniping in CoP without pouring thousands into upping accuracy and reducing recoil is almost all luck, whereas weapon damage against most enemies is a simple matter of calibre and ammo type. And 5.45 is much easier to get hold of from traders and in the field. Speaking of ammo and damage, I'm running SGM 2.1 now and the only way to kill mutants is either sawed off shotguns with dumdum ammo in both weapon slots, a burst-fire .45 pistol I found or 9x18 hollow points in the MP-5 "Octopus". Not going after any pseudogiants, nope.[/QUOTE] The VSK is a ridiculously good weapon in early game. Although it's first 9x39 ammo which is stupidly hard to get, once you get fine and basic tools just up reliability and change the calibre. The mod doesn't remove the ammo dump on the sawmill's tool house attic or the gravitational anomaly bridge's containers/cars. Those are great sources of 5.45 ammo as well as an AKS/74U which is a legitimate option for a Recon. Sadly, the VSK fully upgraded just outmatches any weapon. It's accurate, powerful as fuck and can defeat enemies at any range.
looky at what i found [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpNawFOqaU8&feature=related[/media]
The lightning is a bit too weird and it makes a lot of things hard to see. Other than that, it's cool. Also if I ever get around to making a stalker fan movie this motherfucker's gonna serve as a great recording site: [t]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg370/scaled.php?server=370&filename=resizeofpicture150sr4.jpg&res=medium[/t] Sure, it got set on fire, blown up multiple times and got blocked off by a mine field, but hey, a destroyed underground military airport is just begging to serve as an X-lab.
I am the real lurker of this thread.
[QUOTE=Benata;34661910]I am the real lurker of this thread.[/QUOTE] Not anymore
[QUOTE=Benata;34661910]I am the real lurker of this thread.[/QUOTE] Oh really?
Only one new page? I guess nobody mentioned Stalker bros that time...
[QUOTE=proch;34662104]Only one new page? I guess nobody mentioned Stalker bros that time...[/QUOTE] Now it's just descended into lurkers making meta jokes about themselves.
Well at least we're past 34.
What class in Misery gets a bonus to using the SKS? And does someone know how to fix it's completely fucked ironsights (or is this another case of "5:4, 4:3 and default FOV peasants can go fuck themselves"?)
Were we drunk back on page 34?
So, if i have sgm 2.0 is it worth getting 2.1? Edit: oh dear monolith, i saw the 34th page assuming to have the solitary bloodfucker that i've come to expect,but nothing could prepare me for the last post :c
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