• Revelations 2012 - Awful L4D2 clone
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[QUOTE=Magikoopa24;35856389]Convince him not to buy it. Either that, or convince him to film it for our entertainment.[/QUOTE] I told him I'd record :v:
[QUOTE=Brt5470;35856123]TotalBiscuit. He is a game review, preview, commentary, community monolith. [url]http://www.youtube.com/user/TotalHalibut[/url] He's posted bad reviews of indie games and the studios go out of business, he has immense influence over small titles.[/QUOTE] What was the game?
that was a huge laughing streak of a game [editline]7th May 2012[/editline] [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558689356499690633/D2A5C258BA73F66B314681144E80565EEDA1BED7/[/t][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558689356499689762/CCA4A24C909B1955F90833A8EB44EFDE5EDBEA98/[/t][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558689356499688686/7C126D257960F9B8AA3206D354A54D0D327B2898/[/t] [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558689356499687710/4E9E7E5756D93BFC68BD084181F40C526BFD293B[/t][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558689356499686197/1B59E273C43B28B44EF25705418EC1D2A2248934/[/t][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558689356499692629/580A47CB17CBF703F1ABE598B85F271B69CA0804/[/t][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558689356499691577/82025DF0B8B179DABBCE769A7B4F3C0AA3D5FC9F/[/t]
[QUOTE=mixshifter;35856725]that was a huge laughing streak of a game [editline]7th May 2012[/editline] [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558689356499690633/D2A5C258BA73F66B314681144E80565EEDA1BED7/[/t][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558689356499689762/CCA4A24C909B1955F90833A8EB44EFDE5EDBEA98/[/t][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558689356499688686/7C126D257960F9B8AA3206D354A54D0D327B2898/[/t] [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558689356499687710/4E9E7E5756D93BFC68BD084181F40C526BFD293B[/t][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558689356499686197/1B59E273C43B28B44EF25705418EC1D2A2248934/[/t][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558689356499692629/580A47CB17CBF703F1ABE598B85F271B69CA0804/[/t][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558689356499691577/82025DF0B8B179DABBCE769A7B4F3C0AA3D5FC9F/[/t][/QUOTE] Dance Dance Revelations 2012
[QUOTE=gnisasas;35849625]Just to clarify, Valve does not playtest and review the games that get released on Steam, anyone can get games on Steam as long as they meet certain requeriments. All they do is tweak the code to integrate it with Steam. As such, games like this one, Gettysburg Armoured Warfare, many of the games released under Paradox's publishing, etc get released on Steam in awful stages, full of bugs and incomplete. Valve does not really care much about the state or quality of the games that get released on the store. You can get your games on their store as long as you fulfill their policies. TB stated this in one of his mailboxes talking about Magicka or Sins of a solar empire 2, I believe, and TB knows his shit.[/QUOTE] Sure, but you'd think they'd have taken the game off of Steam by now if they really did care, considering how many people were bringing it to attention on the Steam Forums.
being honest if you have 3 friends who love to fuck around and have a good pity laugh, get this game
i liek tihs game dnt bash ti!!! i <3 revealtoins!!1111!1 dnt sotp devleopng!11!!1eleven :v: [b]Edited:[/b] [img_thumb]http://validgaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Combo-1024x680.jpg[/img_thumb] Gotta love dat logo. [b]Edited:[/b] [img]http://gyazo.com/920dbe030229629de5251d3bc95c501a.png?1336357658[/img] Really? Using three explanation marks, are we!!! [h2]If you couldn't tell I love to bash... err... python things![/h2]
[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;35857112]Sure, but you'd think they'd have taken the game off of Steam by now if they really did care, considering how many people were bringing it to attention on the Steam Forums.[/QUOTE] Steam probably has about 80 million registered users, 5 million online at peak and 1.5 at offpeak. I don't think they are going to care that 20 people are making a kafuffle in their forums about 1 game.
[QUOTE=Lukasaurus;35857194]Steam probably has about 80 million registered users, 5 million online at peak and 1.5 at offpeak. I don't think they are going to care that 20 people are making a kafuffle in their forums about 1 game.[/QUOTE] You underestimate the persistence of the Steam Forum users.
[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;35857252]You underestimate the persistence of the Steam Forum users.[/QUOTE] [img]http://gyazo.com/00ba86ec0e529debab1fd0630befdd51.png?1336358093[/img]
i'll wait for a metacritic review before i play it.
[QUOTE=stawicki;35857799]i'll wait for a metacritic review before i play it.[/QUOTE] "User Rating: 547/100"
[QUOTE=0mighty_K;35854712] [img_thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558689060879017312/E5EC03E8C1952C1B1315C52C144B2D31CDAE02D5/[/img_thumb] Horrible photo implemented into the map.[/QUOTE] OH COME ON, I had better texture skills when I was modding Marathon, a MAC GAME FROM 14 FUCKING YEARS AGO [editline]7th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Brt5470;35857940]"User Rating: 547/100"[/QUOTE] that's some Big-Rigs shit right there.
[QUOTE=Brt5470;35857940]"User Rating: 547/100"[/QUOTE] -Stixmaster- 10/10 Best game of year or sumthang. Jess look at the great dev team. Don't belive what those childrens or sumthang say about this game, they don't know real games from bad games. It is ment for real good players like me and 23+ players. Its not just that tho, it's perfect visuals. Jess vote like us veterans, 10/10.
[url]http://www.newgamernation.com/?p=4967[/url] :v:
I want to believe what they're saying about not having enough time in 2 years to make it perfect, but then I remember that Facepunch made something far better in a week. [url]http://www.moddb.com/mods/1week[/url] [editline]6th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Arvuti;35858161][url]http://www.newgamernation.com/?p=4967[/url] :v:[/QUOTE] Oh man, the comments where the level designer tries to pass as a customer, I'm laughing so hard it hurts.
I honestly think that this game is sort of a trolling effort. Expensive effort though.
[QUOTE=jeimizu;35858165]I want to believe what they're saying about not having enough time in 2 years to make it perfect, but then I remember that Facepunch made something far better in a week. [url]http://www.moddb.com/mods/1week[/url] [editline]6th May 2012[/editline] Oh man, the comments where the level designer tries to pass as a customer, I'm laughing so hard it hurts.[/QUOTE] That's gold [QUOTE=Brt5470;35858218]I honestly think that this game is sort of a trolling effort. Expensive effort though.[/QUOTE] It might not be that expensive considering if people continue to buy the 4 pack to laugh at the game, It must of not been much to make this, if people continue to buy 4 packs I could imagine them making a profit :v:
Oh my god.. the metacritic user reviews.. [QUOTE]this game has soem c00l swag nd u shud buy it if uj enjoy swag nd if u dnt ur a stupid swaget nd shud ukill urself pros: coduty swag 420noscop cons: hi penis massages erectile disfunction hi overal dis gam is coduty 420 it rox swag xd ugu (10/10)[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]dis r best gaem ev0r nd ur gey if u don't like et pors: gey cawns: hi oveallr grat gemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (10/10)[/QUOTE]
The reason why I bought it is how well did they implemented in the source engine. What I expect was a copy-n-paste over L4D content and has awful animations, voice-over and lazy AI difficulty. The map is purely outrageous when your teammates cannot see you far away, plus there was an area where the whole quarter of the map size is cliffs that has no purpose what so ever. At some point I'll have to 'finish' the whole game to see the overall content. It's bad enough to even be a paid game when it looks like those free mods you download.
I feel slightly bad for the developers. It may be possible that Valve felt sympathetic and let them release the game (on steam of all places) to get them started on their dream. Everything Valve does just makes me love them more.
[QUOTE=Azza;35858338]Oh my god.. the metacritic user reviews..[/QUOTE] I'm so glad this game got an eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee out of 10.
lol, danforth at it again on metacritic [QUOTE= Totally not a Dark Artz Employee]I just bought the game yesterday and have been playing it pretty much all night. I love it. Its a lot of game for the money. The attention to detail in terms of the Mayan environment is top notch. Coop is going to be a lot of fun as was suggested in this review. I gave it an 8 out of 10 for the fun factor as well as the awesome landscape. You won’t go wrong for the money. Do not listen to Arvuti as he is has been trolling the game for awhile now, I don't know what his problem is[/QUOTE] I like how he called Arvuti out for some reason.
i honestly hope they learn some hard lessons with their first released project and then make their second one much better
the devs are just digging their own graves here I wouldn't play any more of their games even if they do improve at this rate
[QUOTE=Ownederd;35858737]i honestly hope they learn some hard lessons with their first released project and then make their second one much better[/QUOTE] I both hope they fail hard and stay out of the business and I'm so fucking curious what other shit they could come up with. A whale ninja MMO.
any site that would give this game a positive review has to be suspect that's two sites that are willing to pay for comment
resident expert on everything that's under discussion jimrad1 posted- [quote]I've done my own large share of developing and I have to tell ya folks........thats not all brush art. Some of it is actually photo realistic and brush art. I guess now the question is......of whom? Note freckles around the upper....umm areas, and well ........bikini area. [/quote] [quote]Look anything like this? Shes one of the developers and sports a tattoo in the same area. Darkartz animator according to their site. They should update their ratings blurb though so it includes nudity. Ratings people will be all over them otherwise. In fact, I wasnt aware you could sell a game in the United States without a ESRB rating applied but you probably can. Interesting. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/peaches0203[/url] Same person [url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198031258212[/url] Again, same person. Software begging. A bit unprofessional but certainly not unheard of on Steam [url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/getmezbrush[/url][/quote] :v:
[QUOTE=Brt5470;35858765]I both hope they fail hard and stay out of the business and I'm so fucking curious what other shit they could come up with. A whale ninja MMO.[/QUOTE] Dude...I'd totally pay monthly for a whale ninja MMO. [QUOTE=whointhe;35848264][url=http://niggaupload.com/images/NUsLh.jpg]He's serious.[/url][/QUOTE] HAH. Saves Facepunch the trouble of making one.
how many custom .wav files are in the game that aren't the default Source ones?
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