• Revelations 2012 - Awful L4D2 clone
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Played some more tonight. This game can get pissingly hard at times, especially when your ping won't cooperate. Have some more screenshots. I'm not entirely sure what this is, other then we could walk on it and it made glass noises. [img_thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576703458570938591/1B3D97845CE7AFA539E849EE0C35B15367AE0BD0/[/img_thumb] This skybox texture looks like something out of Doom [img_thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576703458570941666/C8BA48E0A7AA28D486F0CC10096849ECE1A8792D/[/img_thumb] The intro camera screwed up for me so I instead got a view of what was going on at spawn. [img_thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576703458570944438/E3942CD5A49503D8AF89C5938AD971FCEF5AC7E1/[/img_thumb]
So, I just subjected myself to this game, just to get a feel on whether or not I actually wanted to 'review' this in an upcoming video. On one hand, the game is a pile of garbage and everyone involved in it should feel ashamed. Thus, I would not want to subject even a video upon anybody. On the other hand, my eyes and ears are both bleeding so profusely that I can't help but feel some obligation to warn people to stay away from this game, less they fall to the same fate. I mean, COME ON! What the hell is this crap?! [img_thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595843756364712461/AFF5AD204A93C2573B90CA18CEDDEB7773E3E208/[/img_thumb]
[QUOTE=Zips;35858964]So, I just subjected myself to this game, just to get a feel on whether or not I actually wanted to 'review' this in an upcoming video. On one hand, the game is a pile of garbage and everyone involved in it should feel ashamed. Thus, I would not want to subject even a video upon anybody. On the other hand, my eyes and ears are both bleeding so profusely that I can't help but feel some obligation to warn people to stay away from this game, less they fall to the same fate. I mean, COME ON! What the hell is this crap?! [img_thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595843756364712461/AFF5AD204A93C2573B90CA18CEDDEB7773E3E208/[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] You just don't understand ~art~ man also did Stixsworld actually post a review on metacritic :suicide: jesus that last line
[QUOTE=Brt5470;35832519]Played through the first level with a friend until the game crashed. It actually is fun with friends, it has a silly charm. Main issue is animations, and map design. There are huge open areas for no reason. I recorded it all and it was pretty fun. Will be editing it up and posting it soon. [editline]5th May 2012[/editline] [hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZA7xCboi10[/hd][/QUOTE] at 8 seconds in "Uhhh Fuck me in the ass!"..... wat.
I've read the thread and seen every screen shot but I still have no fucking idea whats going on in them.
I don't think this game would be considered nearly as awful as it is right now if the developers weren't horribly insecure about their game being terrible. They're pulling shit that even a 13 year old on Youtube would find childish to try to justify this piece of crap. Hell, at least the developers of Big Rigs didn't pretend like they got a lot of good reception "besides the haters and trolls". I'm pretty sure they probably knew that their game was crap but shipped it anyways. For god's sake, the developers of Superman 64 knew their game was terrible, and they were even going to fix it with a rerelease on PSX before they ended up losing the license for the Superman franchise. I can't wait to see how Dark Artzzzzzzzz bows out of this, because they are certainly not here to stay. I hope it's with a long, overdramatic post on a message board with poor grammar strewn throughout.
"tanks u fukin haters n trolls u ruined our company!!!" that but stretched to about 400-500 words.
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;35859367]"tanks u fukin haters n trolls u ruined our company!!!" that but stretched to about 400-500 words.[/QUOTE] Link?
[QUOTE=Speed Of Dark;35850044][img]http://puu.sh/tgQ0[/img] Best birthday present ever.[/QUOTE] Lucky. I don't care how shitty a game is, a free game is a free game.
[QUOTE=Zoran;35859455]Lucky. I don't care how shitty a game is, a free game is a free game.[/QUOTE] I don't know, I think a "gift" like that would ruin my day. :v:
Hey guys, look at this. [URL]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/getmezbrush[/URL] this is a steam group that one of the developers made :v: begging to get zbrush
[QUOTE=Brt5470;35856123]TotalBiscuit. He is a game review, preview, commentary, community monolith. [url]http://www.youtube.com/user/TotalHalibut[/url] He's posted bad reviews of indie games and the studios go out of business, he has immense influence over small titles.[/QUOTE] He does no reviews of games, and as they told you, they're first impressions, which is not the same thing as a review. First impressions are just his own personal thoughts on a game on the first few minutes/hours of it, a subjective opinion summing it up. Reviews on the other hand, consider the entirety of the game, from beginning to end, in an objective way and in no way influenced by the author of it. Or atleast, that's some close brief explanation that should be the theory, and sadly not the reality in most major examples. He's essentually a videogame critic in that part of his content, and claiming he's done bad reviews of indie games and therefore they've gone out of business is a little bit too fucking sensationalist bro. Even following your review thing, I can barely think of 2 or 3 titles he's done 'reviews' as you call them that he's actually really disliked. And it's really just because they're broken games or they can't even do what they're supposed to do right. In which case they deserve the bad 'review'. And I've never heard of any indie developers being thrown out of business because of TB, quite the opposite, he's massively boosted sales on indie titles in an incredible scale, he's saved more indie games than doomed them, insanely more. He's free marketing for indie devs, and they actually beg him to be featured on his WTF is series. That's the purpose of his WTF is show, to boost sales of indie games and help them. Games that are unfinished or they don't do their job right shouldn't be given the good seal, on the contrary, it helps them perfect what they've done wrong so they don't fall again on the same mistakes. Not everyone has a place on the market and there's a reason why it's a competitive business. That's one of the various good things he's done for the videogaming community, and that's not the only place where he's helped too. People should atleast be respectful, even if you dislike something.
Back to the bomb shelter, guys! It's a [b]BETA[/b] screenshot! [img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/560904132160667860/B400B57028AC7EFEEA23CF7CBBEA0A1A35133264/[/img]
Ew, those waterfalls look awful.
God why does the weapon look SO BAD?!
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4941775/FPimg/Tiger_lily.png[/IMG] looks like someone got fired over that nude skin [editline]7th May 2012[/editline] or he got fired/quit before the release and it was just left over from the work he had done
The beta user interface looks better, yes it is even more of a rip off of a L4D2 GUI but at the same time fuck it, if it's going to rip off the menu it might as well rip off the GUI. [url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2688672[/url] [quote] Many of you have posted strong opinions regarding Revelations 2012. Dark Artz Entertainment would like to act on this sea of criticism concerning improvements that need to be made on our game. However, our manpower is somewhat limited in this aspect so any changes we do make are going to take some time and effort. What we want to know is this.....would any of you like to be a part of this effort? If you have a genuine interest in helping an indie development team we would like to hear from you. You can PM Tiger_lily or you can send an email to [email]mailbox@darkartzentertainment.com[/email] Serious respondants only please. Again, thank-you to everyone who has already provided feedback.[/quote]
Was browsing the Revelations 2012 section of SPUF for a laugh today and found [url=http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=30617053&postcount=5]this.[/url] [quote=Stixworld]Ok I unno bout the end of the game never made it yet.[/quote] Good know he [i]looooves[/i] this game so much but hasn't actually beat it yet :v:
These poor bastards just want to make a game and they can't even do that well.......
what if they used the carve tool in this
In their features, it says "Old world Mayan city setting." Shouldn't that be "new world"? Old world is Europe.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;35863613]what if they used the carve tool in this[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;xh9Kr2iO4XI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh9Kr2iO4XI[/video] tutorial by one of the dark artz entertainment level designers this is quite obviously sarcasm
This game would have been awesome back when the PS1 and N64 came out.
[QUOTE=Demeschik;35863025]Back to the bomb shelter, guys! It's a [b]BETA[/b] screenshot! [img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/560904132160667860/B400B57028AC7EFEEA23CF7CBBEA0A1A35133264/[/img][/QUOTE] I see that they did the John Romero way and ported it from the Half-Life 1 engine to the Half-Life 2 engine because they didn't want to be 1-up'ed. [QUOTE=Gordon Frohm;35863298][IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4941775/FPimg/Tiger_lily.png[/IMG] looks like someone got fired over that nude skin [editline]7th May 2012[/editline] or he got fired/quit before the release and it was just left over from the work he had done[/QUOTE] Maybe they should hire someone who knows something about something or who wants to at least try.
[QUOTE=Arvuti;35863748][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh9Kr2iO4XI[/media] tutorial by one of the dark artz entertainment level designers[/QUOTE] That was painful to watch. Those poor brushes...
[QUOTE=MoarToast;35859227]I don't think this game would be considered nearly as awful as it is right now if the developers weren't horribly insecure about their game being terrible. They're pulling shit that even a 13 year old on Youtube would find childish to try to justify this piece of crap. Hell, at least the developers of Big Rigs didn't pretend like they got a lot of good reception "besides the haters and trolls". I'm pretty sure they probably knew that their game was crap but shipped it anyways. For god's sake, the developers of Superman 64 knew their game was terrible, and they were even going to fix it with a rerelease on PSX before they ended up losing the license for the Superman franchise. I can't wait to see how Dark Artzzzzzzzz bows out of this, because they are certainly not here to stay. I hope it's with a long, overdramatic post on a message board with poor grammar strewn throughout.[/QUOTE] One of the developers of Big Rigs responded awesomely over the criticism: [url]http://www.yourewinner.com/index.php?action=stitovinterview[/url]
[QUOTE=gnisasas;35862138]He does no reviews of games, and as they told you, they're first impressions, which is not the same thing as a review. First impressions are just his own personal thoughts on a game on the first few minutes/hours of it, a subjective opinion summing it up. Reviews on the other hand, consider the entirety of the game, from beginning to end, in an objective way and in no way influenced by the author of it. Or atleast, that's some close brief explanation that should be the theory, and sadly not the reality in most major examples. He's essentually a videogame critic in that part of his content, and claiming he's done bad reviews of indie games and therefore they've gone out of business is a little bit too fucking sensationalist bro. Even following your review thing, I can barely think of 2 or 3 titles he's done 'reviews' as you call them that he's actually really disliked. And it's really just because they're broken games or they can't even do what they're supposed to do right. In which case they deserve the bad 'review'. And I've never heard of any indie developers being thrown out of business because of TB, quite the opposite, he's massively boosted sales on indie titles in an incredible scale, he's saved more indie games than doomed them, insanely more. He's free marketing for indie devs, and they actually beg him to be featured on his WTF is series. That's the purpose of his WTF is show, to boost sales of indie games and help them. Games that are unfinished or they don't do their job right shouldn't be given the good seal, on the contrary, it helps them perfect what they've done wrong so they don't fall again on the same mistakes. Not everyone has a place on the market and there's a reason why it's a competitive business. That's one of the various good things he's done for the videogaming community, and that's not the only place where he's helped too. People should atleast be respectful, even if you dislike something.[/QUOTE] So?
[QUOTE=Arvuti;35863748][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh9Kr2iO4XI[/media] tutorial by one of the dark artz entertainment level designers[/QUOTE] Dark artz ent. Didn't make this video. LoL
[QUOTE=Arvuti;35863403]The beta user interface looks better, yes it is even more of a rip off of a L4D2 GUI but at the same time fuck it, if it's going to rip off the menu it might as well rip off the GUI. [url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2688672[/url][/QUOTE] I think someone here with talent in modelling should actually help them, if not just to show how truly mediocre the games current quality is.
[QUOTE=Supermoose76;35864604]Dark artz ent. Didn't make this video. LoL[/QUOTE] Thank you Captain Obvious!
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