• Valve Cancels Portal 2 Event at Regal Theater, Promises a "Big Surprise" Instead
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[QUOTE=butters757;22310302]Yeah, not that I don't trust you Zips, but where is the source?[/QUOTE] Kotaku, apparently [url]http://kotaku.com/5552813/surprise-no-portal-2-party-at-e3[/url]
Hey, Zips, remember when you posted an announcement about an announcement about an announcement, and the announcement was CS Beta and everyone raged and your News Bot was removed? That was great...
[QUOTE=Zips;22310065]or there will finally come the Ep3 announcement along with news that the Source engine has been dramatically overhauled with some lovely new visual tech.[/QUOTE] wow it's not like we've already established that from the screenshots we've seen already you are amazing at prediction
Zombies got raped by nature, and the war was so big that nature grew over aperture science. The end. Except, this has nothing to do with it. GOVALVE and their epic trollness! Valve has been seriously trolling us lately. Valve Time's scale should be divided by 1337 or somthing
[QUOTE=MacD11;22310323]NINJA ENGIE UPDATE ALL DAYS RELEASE![/QUOTE] No. I want my Episode 3 NOW. Nothing else. Portal 2 is already announced. We don't need more abotu that except a release date. We need fucking Episode 3 - NOTHING ELSE.
:f5: automerge :(
Valve is bought by Activision, so they cancel Episode Three and Portal 2, and start work on Call of Duty : Triassic Warfare
[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;22310317]I hope it starts out as a Left 4 Dead 3 trailer, then a headcrab jumps through the "screen" and everything falls apart to reveal Episode 3.[/QUOTE] I like this idea.
left 4 dead/portal/half life/team fortress cross over
[QUOTE=lew06;22310267]If it's got anything to do with the Left 4 Dead franchise I'm gonna be maaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.[/QUOTE] Gabe: BIG NEWS GUYS! LEFT 4 DEAD 3!! Audience: *mumbles* Let's kill him [editline]10:22PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Corporal Yippie;22310441]left 4 dead/portal/half life/team fortress cross over[/QUOTE] Half 4 PortalFortress 2
[QUOTE=HeavyMtl123;22310442]Gabe: BIG NEWS GUYS! LEFT 4 DEAD 3!! Audience: *mumbles* Let's kill him [editline]10:22PM[/editline] Half 4 PortalFortress 2[/QUOTE] How would those even mix? It's like you shooting a sentry through a portal just to kill a zombie torso or something. It would destroy the universe. [editline]KING[/editline] How long do you think it'll take before a release date on portal 2?
[QUOTE=Map in a box;22310508] How long do you think it'll take before a release date on portal 2?[/QUOTE] I'm sure that will be revealed at E3. I just hope that that is not the "surprise."
I'm sure they wouldn't cancel an entire event, just to announce the release date of an already announced game.
Aperture Science announces that you will be able to Co-Op in 5-23 years. We hope you enjoy your wait. In 10 years, Aperture Science Computerated Enrichment Center will generate images of the current state.
[QUOTE=Ogre;22310364]Hey, Zips, remember when you posted an announcement about an announcement about an announcement, and the announcement was CS Beta and everyone raged and your News Bot was removed? That was great...[/QUOTE] And remember the fact that he was fucking right?
HOLY SHIIIT Please Valve come back to the level of quality you were once known for
I guess I'd enjoy "Release of Portal 2 Tomorrow! We secretely snuck the game all over the world!". It'd be cool, yet piss me off because I wasted all my money and I'm broke until te 19th.
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;22310624]HOLY SHIIIT Please Valve come back to the level of quality you were once known for[/QUOTE] Ummm, what changed since they released Left 4 Dead?
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;22310624]HOLY SHIIIT Please Valve come back to the level of quality you were once known for[/QUOTE] Are you sure Valve isn't already at that level? Just increasing the Valve Time multiplier?
AND NOW FOR THE BIG SURPRISE: We are thrilled to announce our new partnership with Activision!
[QUOTE=TopHatLayton;22310683]AND NOW FOR THE BIG SURPRISE: We are thrilled to announce our new partnership with Activision![/QUOTE] D--Dont even joke about that D:
[QUOTE=TopHatLayton;22310683]AND NOW FOR THE BIG SURPRISE: We are thrilled to announce our new partnership with Activision![/QUOTE] Or with Infinity Wards. Great news all, the new L4D DLC will cost only 15$ ! :tinfoil:
It's from a press release from Valve. I don't believe that shouldn't have to be explained.
[QUOTE=TopHatLayton;22310683]AND NOW FOR THE BIG SURPRISE: We are thrilled to announce our new partnership with Activision![/QUOTE] Yes seriously, do not joke about that.
[QUOTE=Map in a box;22310508]How would those even mix? It's like you shooting a sentry through a portal just to kill a zombie torso or something. It would destroy the universe. [editline]KING[/editline] How long do you think it'll take before a release date on portal 2?[/QUOTE] It would work with Gordon Freeman wielding a Portal Minigun shooting millions of portals everywhere and commenting: [I]"It costs 200,000 headcrabs to fire this, for 12 seconds" [/I]When he sets up his sentries he's gonna yell: [I]"Combine sappin' ma sentry!" [/I]Finally, Francis comes in and says [I]"I hate portals"[/I] Gordon then throws a boomer on Francis, and you know the rest from there :siren: [B]!WARNING! [/B]Story about Francis and Boomer differs depending on how dirty your mind is[B] !WARNING![/B] :siren:
According to G4 the press conference is still on? It's just the Portal 2 reveal won't be there? I am confused. [url]http://g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/705071/Valve-Replaces-Pre-E3-Portal-2-Reveal-With-Surprise.html[/url]
[QUOTE=HeavyMtl123;22310767]It would work with Gordon Freeman wielding a Portal Minigun shooting millions of portals everywhere and commenting: [I]"It costs 200,000 headcrabs to fire this, for 12 seconds" [/I]When he sets up his sentries he's gonna yell: [I]"Combine sappin' ma sentry!" [/I]Finally, Francis comes in and says [I]"I hate portals"[/I] Gordon then throws a boomer on Francis, and you know the rest from there :siren: [B]!WARNING! [/B]Story about Francis and Boomer differs depending on how dirty your mind is[B] !WARNING![/B] :siren:[/QUOTE] That was beyond epic. If only that would happen, then Valve would of made my day--- when they decided to release it that is.
Maybe a new orange box this year? Portal 2 + HL2 EP3/HL3 + L4D3?
[QUOTE=insane taco;22310771]According to G4 the press conference is still on? It's just the Portal 2 reveal won't be there? I am confused. [url]http://g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/705071/Valve-Replaces-Pre-E3-Portal-2-Reveal-With-Surprise.html[/url][/QUOTE] Portal 2 will still be at E3 but the big event they had planned for it is now for their "surprise".
D'awww people gave me dumbs for my story, I demand answers.
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