• Dwarf Fortress - Didn't you read the manual? Heh, Manual.
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next thread edition should be "minced dwarved rum"
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;19132231]next thread edition should be "minced dwarved rum"[/QUOTE] No no no, "Hot Naked Dwarf-on-Dwarf Action"
Just had a Goblin ambush, and there's a Human Crossbowman with them. Into the cage traps with him, then... Ooh, a Human Lasher, too.
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;19132367]No no no, "Hot Naked Dwarf-on-Dwarf Action"[/QUOTE] That's so old.
[QUOTE=HALP Cat;19134072]That's so old.[/QUOTE] "Carving carvings of cheese?"
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;19134154]"Carving carvings of cheese?"[/QUOTE] Boatmurdered is epic win. I think we really should get this noob-pro bloodlines running. Who's in?
I ain't a noob, but I ain't a pro either. What am I?
[QUOTE=Asrue2;19135913]Boatmurdered is epic win. I think we really should get this noob-pro bloodlines running. Who's in?[/QUOTE] I don't wanna be a Debbie-Downer, but it'll never work
I play Dwarf Fortress now maaan its addictive. feels like Minecraft and i can be on it for hours on end
[QUOTE=Kwal;19136024]I don't wanna be a Debbie-Downer, but it'll never work[/QUOTE] Of course it won't. Do they ever? It'll be fun while it lasts, though.
How am i supposed to dam a river? it doesn't get cold enough to freeze it and i cant pump it out fast enough..
[QUOTE=Mr_Sun;19137258]I play Dwarf Fortress now maaan its addictive. feels like Minecraft and i can be on it for hours on end[/QUOTE] Whenever I play Minecraft, It makes me feel like I'm playing a very-dumbed-down first-person version of Dwarf Fortress.
I once tried to replicate my current fortress in Minecraft. Didn't work.
I'm pissed, I'm trying to build a Craftdwarf's Workshop yet, for reasons unknown, I cannot build it. [editline]10:08PM[/editline] I have massive quantities of jet and marble, a mason, and the space.
[QUOTE=yourshadow;19137514]How am i supposed to dam a river? it doesn't get cold enough to freeze it and i cant pump it out fast enough..[/QUOTE] I've never tried, but you might consider collapsing a wall into the river.
[QUOTE=Sector 7;19139440]I've never tried, but you might consider collapsing a wall into the river.[/QUOTE] It cant be man made anything it will just disassemble. And no natural rock runs above the river.
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;19137580]Whenever I play Minecraft, It makes me feel like I'm playing a very-dumbed-down first-person version of Dwarf Fortress.[/QUOTE] I just tried to make a little hermit type fortress in Minecraft, was going good, made some rooms, was cutting down trees and making a wall around my entrance with them... While I was cutting down a tree one of the zombie things came over and killed me. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Teh Zip File;19139982]I just tried to make a little hermit type fortress in Minecraft, was going good, made some rooms, was cutting down trees and making a wall around my entrance with them... While I was cutting down a tree one of the zombie things came over and killed me. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Hate it when that happens. Have a heart :buddy:
Got a new computer today, Will see how many short retards it can handle
I don't get this game. Every time I download it, I get confused as hell and nothing happens. Is there some kind of guide?
[url]http://dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Your_first_fortress[/url]
Ugh, is there someone you can cheat yourself an anvil without creating a new world and all. I found this perfect spot and I don't want to leave it. I have found ALOT of gold. But it doesn't seem to be worth anything as they are only nuggets. So I can't trade them. Anyone that can help me?
[QUOTE=RSahlgren;19148036]Ugh, is there someone you can cheat yourself an anvil without creating a new world and all. I found this perfect spot and I don't want to leave it. I have found ALOT of gold. But it doesn't seem to be worth anything as they are only nuggets. So I can't trade them. Anyone that can help me?[/QUOTE] Smelt them into bars, trade to traders for anvil.
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;19148142]Smelt them into bars, trade to traders for anvil.[/QUOTE] This. Gold walled dwarf rooms here you come.
[QUOTE=yourshadow;19139953]It cant be man made anything it will just disassemble. And no natural rock runs above the river.[/QUOTE] I played very little dwarf fortress but, you could try make a tunnel with a floodgate and attempt to divert the water away allowing you to create a dam. [url]http://dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Dam[/url]
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;19148142]Smelt them into bars, trade to traders for anvil.[/QUOTE] Doing this, when I tried to trade with raw nuggets they weight like hell and was only worth 90... I'm making gold bars now and waiting for a caravan.
You can enable gold nuggets in the stone section and make them into "rock crafts" can't you? I remember I made some of them into doors and statues on one of my earlier fortresses.
I've discovered Poker Face by Lady Gaga goes incredibly well with this.
"Nil Spiralhandle the Strategic Leader of Mastery" Awesome. :v:
I told my miners to wield obsidian short swords, and they left their picks in my weapon bin, and now they won't mine anymore, how do I make them equip their picks again?
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