• Mass Effect Megathread: I'm Commander Shepard, and I never leave the Normandy without my N7 jacket.
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Thread got closed, lets start up a new one. [B]Still adding to the OP, feel free to suggest any improvements![/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/O2xhj.png[/IMG] [B]Thanks to [I]Goldenboy[/I] for the thread banner![/B] [B]Please be courteous: Spoiler Tag Mass Effect 3 Spoilers NSFW Tag Links that belong in Fornax Mass Effect 1 & 2 Spoilers are okay[/B] [URL="https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1iL-1ydYA1T5EmXEVjYy1SIsKNyvqgtF_l2hdwje8Zd0"]Mass Effect 3 - Cooperative Multiplayer IDs - Facepunch Edition[/URL] [B]Thanks to [I]guicool-BR-[/I] for the list! [/B] [IMG]http://wikicheats.gametrailers.com/images/0/06/Mass_Effect_Header.jpg[/IMG] You take on the role of Commander Shepard onboard the SSV Normandy en route to the human colony of Eden Prime in an operation to recover a recently unearthed Prothean beacon. The crew is joined on the mission by the turian Spectre Nihlus Kryik from the Citadel's Office of Special Tactics and Reconnaissance. The mission was meant to test Shepard's suitability for the role as a Spectre, but quickly changes when the Normandy arrives at the colony to find it's under attack by an unidentified alien space craft. When your squad arrives you identify that the colony is under attack by geth forces led by a rogue turian Spectre named Saren Arterius - who kills Nihlus. When you locate the beacon it activates, imparting strange visions in Shepard’s mind before becoming inactive. After the mission is complete you return to the Citadel Council to inform them of what happened and the actions of Saren. After the Council rejects your initial accusation you start your own investigation, uncovering evidence which leads to Saren being declared a rogue Spectre. Shepard is then granted Spectre status and given command of the Normandy with orders to hunt down Saren. While doing so you unravel his plot to bring back the ancient machine race known as the Reapers. Now it is no longer just about bringing one man to justice, but also to save a galaxy from extinction... Available for the PC and XBOX 360 [QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.playkon.com/uploads/2008/02/Mass-Effect-PC_ss-04.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.bioware.com/_commonext/images/me/screenshots/pc/masseffect_pc_24_745x440.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.bioware.com/_commonext/images/me/screenshots/pc/masseffect_pc_31_745x440.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://s2.n4g.com/media/11/newssi/135000/137817_0_org.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.logowallpaper.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Mass-Effect-2-Logo-Wallpaper-448x97.jpg[/IMG] Two years after Commander Shepard repelled invading Reapers bent on the destruction of organic life, a mysterious new enemy has emerged. On the fringes of known space, something is silently abducting entire human colonies. Now Shepard must work with Cerberus, a ruthless organization devoted to human survival at any cost, to stop the most terrifying threat mankind has ever faced. To even attempt this perilous mission, Shepard must assemble the galaxy's most elite team and command the most powerful ship ever built. Even then, they say it would be suicide. Commander Shepard intends to prove them wrong. Available for PC, XBOX 360 and PS3. [QUOTE] [IMG]http://i30.tinypic.com/14uzv5c.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.dpadmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sfdeclazarus4.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://gamerinvestments.com/video-game-stocks/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/mass-effect-2-engineer-screenshots-1.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.framestatic.com/wp-content/uploads/wppa/20.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] [IMG]http://puu.sh/rXUL[/IMG] Six months have passed since the events of Arrival. Commander Shepard has been relieved of command and detained in a Systems Alliance facility in the city of Vancouver on Earth. Without warning, Alliance deep space outposts beyond Sol begin to go dark. Admiral Steven Hackett, the head of the Alliance military, begins to prepare for an imminent invasion. Admiral David Anderson arrives in Vancouver and escorts Commander Shepard to a meeting with an Alliance defense committee. Shepard confirms their worst fears: the Reapers have returned to the galaxy and are on their way to Earth. With no help from the Council, it is up to Commander Shepard to unite the forces of the galaxy to even have a chance to save all life in the galaxy. Available for PC, XBOX 360 and PS3. 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Ah, that new thread smell.
[img]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/055/d/a/commander_heavy_shepard_by_immp-d4qtcun.jpg[/img] Yay.
As I was saying before Garry locked the thread, is there anyway to bypass having to play the MP so I can get the best ending of the bad endings?
Not what I would have chosen for the title, but hey, new thread!
I propose a new Mass Effect Megathread rule: Don't fucking quote the images when somebody decides to post some creepy-ass alien porn. Just don't, please. If somebody posts some weird shit on page 3, nobody wants to see it on page 457.
[QUOTE=Jrock455;35689998]As I was saying before Garry locked the thread, is there anyway to bypass having to play the MP so I can get the best ending of the bad endings?[/QUOTE] Yeah, you can edit the amount War Assets individually give you. Find something called a Coales... coalesc... FUCK COALESCED EDITOR
But weird alien porn is 80% of this thread!
The smell of a fresh thread... about to be spoiled by Alien Pornography. Love it.
[QUOTE=Lankist;35690028]I propose a new Mass Effect Megathread rule: Don't fucking quote the images when somebody decides to post some creepy-ass alien porn. Just don't, please. If somebody posts some weird shit on page 3, nobody wants to see it on page 457.[/QUOTE] I wish I had more than one Agree rating to give. My family walks into this room alot, I don't need them seeing that shit.
[QUOTE=Lankist;35690028]I propose a new Mass Effect Megathread rule: Don't fucking quote the images when somebody decides to post some creepy-ass alien porn. Just don't, please. If somebody posts some weird shit on page 3, nobody wants to see it on page 457.[/QUOTE] honestly, it's really weird i know people like closure but seriously, what the fuck
Added something about it , hope it helps a bit.
[IMG]http://oi44.tinypic.com/2hdtj51.jpg[/IMG] Sheperrrrrrdhhhhrrr
gay sex is okay only alien sex is out of the question [editline]23rd April 2012[/editline] alien gay sex is unacceptable, also.
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nothing against gay sex but while browsing this thread I would like the dicks to be contained to a minimum level
[QUOTE=Lankist;35690028]I propose a new Mass Effect Megathread rule: Don't fucking quote the images when somebody decides to post some creepy-ass alien porn. Just don't, please. If somebody posts some weird shit on page 3, nobody wants to see it on page 457.[/QUOTE] Yeah, it gets pretty awkward browsing this thread at my college library when every page has weird alien porn.
[QUOTE=N7;35690534]Added a link to a document for a Origin ID Master List for Mass Effect 3 MP. If you'd like to be put in it, just post with it and I'll add it in.[/QUOTE] itzdracula
[QUOTE=N7;35690534]Added a link to a document for a Origin ID Master List for Mass Effect 3 MP. If you'd like to be put in it, just post with it and I'll add it in.[/QUOTE] I am Acer_Temper
[QUOTE=N7;35690534]Added a link to a document for a Origin ID Master List for Mass Effect 3 MP. If you'd like to be put in it, just post with it and I'll add it in.[/QUOTE] Exooooodus You may want to also add in where they live. In this case, I live in the US.
So I finally [sp]started the Earth mission. I'm getting a fucking headache. The absolutely CONSTANT shaking and blinding lights are just annoying as fuck. So far it had one redeeming moment... STEEEEEVE! Are you ok?[/sp] [editline]23rd April 2012[/editline] And is it just me or do the enemies have ridiculously increased regen rates?
Hey, why not use my list up there? [url]https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iL-1ydYA1T5EmXEVjYy1SIsKNyvqgtF_l2hdwje8Zd0[/url]
[QUOTE=guicool-BR-;35691783]Hey, why not use my list up there? [url]https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iL-1ydYA1T5EmXEVjYy1SIsKNyvqgtF_l2hdwje8Zd0[/url][/QUOTE] I would, but it seems theres nothing in the document
[QUOTE=N7;35691805]I would, but it seems theres nothing in the document[/QUOTE] Oops, sorry, copied the wrong one. [url]https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1iL-1ydYA1T5EmXEVjYy1SIsKNyvqgtF_l2hdwje8Zd0[/url]
When is the next MP Operation? This weekend?
[QUOTE=EXoDUSFLT;35691599]Exooooodus You may want to also add in where they live. In this case, I live in the US.[/QUOTE] Good idea. Thanks a lot :) [editline]23rd April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=EXoDUSFLT;35691864]When is the next MP Operation? This weekend?[/QUOTE] I believe so. Some people were saying that it was alluding to killing Banshee's, kind of like that "Kill 1 Million Brutes challenge" we had a while back.
For Origin ID: jechtman - same - Aotearoa AKA Land of the Long White Cloud AKA New Zealand
[QUOTE=guicool-BR-;35691861]Oops, sorry, copied the wrong one. [url]https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1iL-1ydYA1T5EmXEVjYy1SIsKNyvqgtF_l2hdwje8Zd0[/url][/QUOTE] Thank you very much :) I will put in the OP. It would be much appreciated if you could add me into the list. N7 - Puushiki - Unites States (East Coast)
[QUOTE=EXoDUSFLT;35691864]When is the next MP Operation? This weekend?[/QUOTE] Operations is always every weekend unless otherwise.
[QUOTE=EXoDUSFLT;35691599]Exooooodus You may want to also add in where they live. In this case, I live in the US.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=N7;35691980]Thank you very much :) I will put in the OP. It would be much appreciated if you could add me into the list. N7 - Puushiki - Unites States (East Coast)[/QUOTE] Added both to the list.
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