• If you had a Portal Gun
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I would use it to, Shoot my comp while it's playing HL2 so i can fuck alyx :smug:
I'd put a portal on each side of the same door.
I'd fall forever.
One portal on a door handle to a woman's changing room in a popular swimming centre/center strictly for people aged between 20 and 37 who are aesthetically pleasing and not related to me in any way Second portal on the inside of my boxer shorts
One above the toilet. One on my chair. Never need to stand up again.
What about food?
[QUOTE=nardix;19181511]What about food?[/QUOTE] Keep the fridge next to my desk. Have manservant for getting more food.
[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/110x6au.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;19181925][IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/110x6au.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Avatar fits
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;19181925][IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/110x6au.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] :byodood: damn ninja'd
God, this is turning into the gmod discussion section. Also everyone's seen that picture of chell having "fun" with portals.
I would never leave the house :smug:
Then, i fucking created the worse weapon possible, or just science :D
I would do a glory hole :D
I would go into an extreme tight hallway, naked, shoot one on each side, and fuck myself in the ass.
[QUOTE=Swimbound;19185485]I would go into an extreme tight hallway, naked, shoot one on each side, and fuck myself in the ass.[/QUOTE] This is technically masturbation, so your gaybows are unjustified.
Skydiving without a parachute.
[QUOTE=Swimbound;19185485]I would go into an extreme tight hallway, naked, shoot one on each side, and fuck myself in the ass.[/QUOTE] I don't know if that would work, I mean, everytime you thrust, your ass would move away. You would have to be in a [b][i]REALLY[/b][/i] tight hallway.
Shoot it in a rocket, let it launch and after I die they can shoot the other portal.
Place both portals in the ground, toss in a heavy object, and you create a 'perpetual' motion machine. Very nearly free energy, if you could hook said object up to a series of gears, then to a turbine.
[QUOTE=Maurice;19180052]Create a perpetual device and solve Earth's problems.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=abaster;19189856]Place both portals in the ground, toss in a heavy object, and you create a 'perpetual' motion machine. Very nearly free energy, if you could hook said object up to a series of gears, then to a turbine.[/QUOTE] Yeah, fuck thermodynamics!
I'd suck my dick.
Shoot a portal at the moon, then coordinate with NASA on when and where to shoot the other portal. If you have a wormhole then money really isn't a question and colonization of non-Earth celestial bodies could be sped up immensely.
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;19181925][IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/110x6au.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Whoa
Depends, can I use change_portalgun_linkage_id?
[QUOTE=IceCKryss;19191820]Shoot a portal at the moon, then coordinate with NASA on when and where to shoot the other portal. If you have a wormhole then money really isn't a question and colonization of non-Earth celestial bodies could be sped up immensely.[/QUOTE] Pshh, using a Portal Gun for serious things? Some fun you are.
My Bedroom wall, to the back of my school gym ;D
Teleport me everywhere.. Never have to walk.. And then shoot a blue portal in my room and orange portal in the girls locker.. :smug:
Do lots of stuff with it.
Portal in fridge, portal in wall next to computer. TADA
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