• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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[I]A metal neither black nor red, As heavy as man's golden green, What you do to stay ahead, With friend or arrow or steed. [/I]
[QUOTE=Tark;33309084]Faendal just sent a bunch of thugs after me. I'm level 28. The problem? Faendal has been dead, face down in Riverhold since I began the game. What the hell.[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_man's_switch[/url] in a different sense.
took me about 500 billion hours to get 100 smith but it was worth it [thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/614968789385528622/13D01B6763FFB477CEB494F049440ED7AAD087BC/[/thumb]
Made a new character: A Kahjiit kung fu master named Master Bojangles. He specializes in stealth and punching.
[IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595828491615062677/0E7C0981714776E86FE32C6AE8A5A13A70DC6258/[/IMG] Just what I wanted to see after coming out of a difficult dungeon :suicide:
I love fucking with the ingame model viewer. [img]http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m86/jackmix69/modelviewer.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=JoeSibilant;33308616]Anyone know where to get an item enchanted with Fortify Enchanting? I have the Black Star and I'm ready to make some god items but I need the Fortify Enchanting effect first.[/QUOTE] Anyone?
[QUOTE=Seiteki;33309098][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_man's_switch[/url] in a different sense.[/QUOTE] Oh, that actually makes a lot of sense. Good. I can stop driving wooden stakes through my monitor.
How do I join the Legion? I don't want to go with the apparently racist Storm Cloaks. Or is there a 3rd faction I can join and how?
[QUOTE=JoeSibilant;33309165]Anyone?[/QUOTE] There is no Fortify Enchanting enchantment, because then it would just loop into an unending spiral of OP items.
[QUOTE=Rammaster;33309174]How do I join the Legion? I don't want to go with the apparently racist Storm Cloaks. Or is there a 3rd faction I can join and how?[/QUOTE] solitude i think [editline]17th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Someone4956;33309195]There is no Fortify Enchanting enchantment, because then it would just loop into an unending spiral of OP items.[/QUOTE] but there is a blacksmith potion.
[QUOTE=Someone4956;33309195]There is no Fortify Enchanting enchantment, because then it would just loop into an unending spiral of OP items.[/QUOTE] Oh man you're right, I feel dumb now. What I really need is a fortify alchemy effect so I can make a godly Fortify Enchanting potion.
[QUOTE=Rammaster;33309174]How do I join the Legion? I don't want to go with the apparently racist Storm Cloaks. Or is there a 3rd faction I can join and how?[/QUOTE] They're only really racist in Windholm, though. And either faction you join they're still going to taunt you over sweet rolls.
Actually, Solitude is where you can join the Legion.
So does Winterhold get attacked by dragons ALL THE FUCKING TIME for anyone else? I shit you not, there is literal PILE of dragon skeletons in the college courtyard, and one stuck in the gatehouse somehow...
[QUOTE=Rammaster;33309174]How do I join the Legion? I don't want to go with the apparently racist Storm Cloaks. Or is there a 3rd faction I can join and how?[/QUOTE] Go to Solitude.
[QUOTE=Skyward;33309234]So does Winterhold get attacked by dragons ALL THE FUCKING TIME for anyone else? I shit you not, there is literal PILE of dragon skeletons in the college courtyard, and one stuck in the gatehouse somehow...[/QUOTE] I've only ever gotten two at the College. At Darkwater Pass, however, it's a completely different story. Skeletons everywhere.
Man, gotta love the level scaling/balance of Bethesda... Arch Necromancer can twoshot me with ice lances that have perfect aim and are undodgeable, Lydia gets raped by a volley of them. The only way I won is because he kept drawing his fucking dagger.
[QUOTE=Skyward;33309234]So does Winterhold get attacked by dragons ALL THE FUCKING TIME for anyone else? I shit you not, there is literal PILE of dragon skeletons in the college courtyard, and one stuck in the gatehouse somehow...[/QUOTE] one time I fast traveled there, a dragon's skeleton AND a fresh dead dragon dropped out of the sky. Just shoot the skeletons with a firebolt to clear the area up man
Is there a mod to invert dual-welding mouse buttons? I like the setup when using a weapon and a shield, but when I'm just using two weapons it's kind of annoying having the mouse buttons trigger the opposite weapons. (or I guess is there a setting I can change)
Gah... I want to play, but I don't have time during the week. Weekends are really the only time I have for gaming.
[QUOTE=g1real;33309271]Man, gotta love the level scaling/balance of Bethesda... Arch Necromancer can twoshot me with ice lances that have perfect aim and are undodgeable, Lydia gets raped by a volley of them. The only way I won is because he kept drawing his fucking dagger.[/QUOTE] the level scaling is interesting; it seems it spawns harder enemies once you get to higher levels but it doesn't increase the difficulty of enemies it already spawns (ie standard bandits) I kind of like that, because it makes dungeons more interesting and shit. But can be a tad annoying at times. STILL it's a lot better than what oblivion had, a fuck load better. [editline]17th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;33309285]Is there a mod to invert dual-welding mouse buttons? I like the setup when using a weapon and a shield, but when I'm just using two weapons it's kind of annoying having the mouse buttons trigger the opposite weapons. (or I guess is there a setting I can change)[/QUOTE] yeah have you even checked the control settings? pretty sure you can change it in the controls
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ScreenShot36.png[/IMG] My newly hatched companion.
Wow, what does it take to get arrows and ice spikes out of you? I hate getting shot in the face and then walking around for hours with an arrow in my skull. Makes taking majestic pictures rather difficult.
[QUOTE=postmanX3;33309356]Wow, what does it take to get arrows and ice spikes out of you? I hate getting shot in the face and then walking around for hours with an arrow in my skull. Makes taking majestic pictures rather difficult.[/QUOTE] Have you tried restarting or just saving then loading the save?
[QUOTE=Jurikuer;33306838]Partners will wear the stuff you give to them? I've given her a few things but haven't noticed anything, i'll have to get her an armor set.[/QUOTE] It has to be better than what she already has.
Anyone know how to fully improve Nightingale armor to legendary? I can't improve it past flawless
[QUOTE=Tark;33309372]Have you tried restarting or just saving then loading the save?[/QUOTE] They tend to stick around, I got shot on one save, and it stayed on my hand when I switched saves.
How the hell do you [sp]kill the 3 Daedra protecting Malyn in Azura's Star? They're practically firing cruise missiles at me. I'm wearing full legendary Daedric armor and they still drop me like a fly.[/sp]
fighting otar the mad, he can kill me in two lightning bolts wat do
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