• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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So does Winterhold get attacked by dragons ALL THE FUCKING TIME for anyone else? I shit you not, there is literal PILE of dragon skeletons in the college courtyard, and one stuck in the gatehouse somehow...
[QUOTE=Rammaster;33309174]How do I join the Legion? I don't want to go with the apparently racist Storm Cloaks. Or is there a 3rd faction I can join and how?[/QUOTE] Go to Solitude.
[QUOTE=Skyward;33309234]So does Winterhold get attacked by dragons ALL THE FUCKING TIME for anyone else? I shit you not, there is literal PILE of dragon skeletons in the college courtyard, and one stuck in the gatehouse somehow...[/QUOTE] I've only ever gotten two at the College. At Darkwater Pass, however, it's a completely different story. Skeletons everywhere.
Man, gotta love the level scaling/balance of Bethesda... Arch Necromancer can twoshot me with ice lances that have perfect aim and are undodgeable, Lydia gets raped by a volley of them. The only way I won is because he kept drawing his fucking dagger.
[QUOTE=Skyward;33309234]So does Winterhold get attacked by dragons ALL THE FUCKING TIME for anyone else? I shit you not, there is literal PILE of dragon skeletons in the college courtyard, and one stuck in the gatehouse somehow...[/QUOTE] one time I fast traveled there, a dragon's skeleton AND a fresh dead dragon dropped out of the sky. Just shoot the skeletons with a firebolt to clear the area up man
Is there a mod to invert dual-welding mouse buttons? I like the setup when using a weapon and a shield, but when I'm just using two weapons it's kind of annoying having the mouse buttons trigger the opposite weapons. (or I guess is there a setting I can change)
Gah... I want to play, but I don't have time during the week. Weekends are really the only time I have for gaming.
[QUOTE=g1real;33309271]Man, gotta love the level scaling/balance of Bethesda... Arch Necromancer can twoshot me with ice lances that have perfect aim and are undodgeable, Lydia gets raped by a volley of them. The only way I won is because he kept drawing his fucking dagger.[/QUOTE] the level scaling is interesting; it seems it spawns harder enemies once you get to higher levels but it doesn't increase the difficulty of enemies it already spawns (ie standard bandits) I kind of like that, because it makes dungeons more interesting and shit. But can be a tad annoying at times. STILL it's a lot better than what oblivion had, a fuck load better. [editline]17th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;33309285]Is there a mod to invert dual-welding mouse buttons? I like the setup when using a weapon and a shield, but when I'm just using two weapons it's kind of annoying having the mouse buttons trigger the opposite weapons. (or I guess is there a setting I can change)[/QUOTE] yeah have you even checked the control settings? pretty sure you can change it in the controls
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ScreenShot36.png[/IMG] My newly hatched companion.
Wow, what does it take to get arrows and ice spikes out of you? I hate getting shot in the face and then walking around for hours with an arrow in my skull. Makes taking majestic pictures rather difficult.
[QUOTE=postmanX3;33309356]Wow, what does it take to get arrows and ice spikes out of you? I hate getting shot in the face and then walking around for hours with an arrow in my skull. Makes taking majestic pictures rather difficult.[/QUOTE] Have you tried restarting or just saving then loading the save?
[QUOTE=Jurikuer;33306838]Partners will wear the stuff you give to them? I've given her a few things but haven't noticed anything, i'll have to get her an armor set.[/QUOTE] It has to be better than what she already has.
Anyone know how to fully improve Nightingale armor to legendary? I can't improve it past flawless
[QUOTE=Tark;33309372]Have you tried restarting or just saving then loading the save?[/QUOTE] They tend to stick around, I got shot on one save, and it stayed on my hand when I switched saves.
How the hell do you [sp]kill the 3 Daedra protecting Malyn in Azura's Star? They're practically firing cruise missiles at me. I'm wearing full legendary Daedric armor and they still drop me like a fly.[/sp]
fighting otar the mad, he can kill me in two lightning bolts wat do
I might actually get the game for Christmas :unsmith:
I'm level 10, Master difficulty, just killed a random Witch fighting a Flame Atronarch (the Atronarch won). This is the first time I've seen either of them; I met them on the way to retrieve Nettlegen. She just dropped flame salts. Should she have dropped something better?
[QUOTE=No_0ne;33309434]fighting otar the mad, he can kill me in two lightning bolts wat do[/QUOTE] Histskin was the only thing that saved me when fighting him, but if you're not Argonian you can try taking the poor-mans route and hiding behind various obstacles while chipping away at his health. Seems to work pretty good when dealing with Dragon Priests. Also; if I'm not mistaken his staff actually creates a kind of ice-trap, so be aware of that.
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594702591060514483/ED726A0BB7464C138316808FCE62F328687AB5D7/[/t] I'M GONNA DO IT JUST WATCH I'M DOIN IT
I'm kinda surprised noone has made a "Dragonbornquest" video yet.
[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;33309471][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594702591060514483/ED726A0BB7464C138316808FCE62F328687AB5D7/[/t] I'M GONNA DO IT Nothing really happens, I remember smacking one out of a tree because of some damn Spriggan pissing me off. JUST WATCH I'M DOIN IT[/QUOTE]
Why do people think the stormcloaks are racist? They only want a Skyrim that's run by nords, it's native race. I don't find that racist at all and the Imperials are cunts.
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;33309456]I'm level 10, Master difficulty, just killed a random Witch fighting a Flame Atronarch (the Atronarch won). This is the first time I've seen either of them; I met them on the way to retrieve Nettlegen. She just dropped flame salts. Should she have dropped something better?[/QUOTE] I met them too and the atronach dropped salts.
Ok, so I have about an 7000 gold bounty in the reach because I killed a few stormcloaks and broke out of jail for a quest for trying to help some people solve murders... I joined the legion because of my butthurtness... But now there's a quest that commands me to deliver something to Ulfric Stormcloak peacefully. I don't understand how this would work out peacefully when I'm a kill on sight. Are there any objects I could wear to remove my bounty of 7000 and walk away scotch free? Don't you dare say gold pieces.
many septims [editline]17th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Killuah;33309522]I met them too and the atronach dropped salts.[/QUOTE] Just feels like an "epic" creature like that should drop something better than ingredients... I was actually expecting a quest or something.
[QUOTE=black_tech;33309498]Why do people think the stormcloaks are racist? They only want a Skyrim that's run by nords, it's native race. I don't find that racist at all and the Imperials are cunts.[/QUOTE] I need to join up in the Imperials next playthrough to see if they're actually aware of the Thalmor, if they're not then yeah, cunts.
[QUOTE=Sharp_Shooter;33309429]How the hell do you [sp]kill the 3 Daedra protecting Malyn in Azura's Star? They're practically firing cruise missiles at me. I'm wearing full legendary Daedric armor and they still drop me like a fly.[/sp][/QUOTE] Rush to the objective, It's what I did and I was like level 10, with Iron Armor.
[QUOTE=black_tech;33309498]Why do people think the stormcloaks are racist? They only want a Skyrim that's run by nords, it's native race. I don't find that racist at all and the Imperials are cunts.[/QUOTE] "My boss told me i'd be working at minimum payment because my work is not the same as the work of "a true nord"" -Argonian at the winterhold docks "All these fucking nords keep fucking bullying us and shit" -Elf on the winterhold "elf ghetto" Yeah they're pretty racist, still not as assholish as the empire though.
[QUOTE=Tark;33309578]I need to join up in the Imperials next playthrough to see if they're actually aware of the Thalmor, if they're not then yeah, cunts.[/QUOTE] Most if not all the Imperials want to turn around and kick the Thalmor's ass. Read up on the Great War and you'll see they fought the best they could and a lot of other resistance is held against the Thalmor in other provinces.
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