• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;34006975]So, I'm gonna start a new game but I'm going to mod the ever-living fuck out of it. [url=http://justpaste.it/nhh]I'll be using the STEP compilation.[/url][/QUOTE] You should go through every mod currently on the nexus and make your decisions from there.
5mins in paint but it gets the point across. [IMG]http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/4009/dragonsinskyrim.png[/IMG]
Preview of my config I'm about to release. [t]http://i39.tinypic.com/iw3oup.jpg[/t] [t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Jorrvaskr.gif[/t] Images are thumb'd, click for a larger size.
[QUOTE=Forumaster;34006871]Wow, you know you could've just cropped this part: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xq9eb.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I needed to show where to find it, not just a snippet to show how many hours I played.
I hate to rage about a game as good as Skyrim but honestly it would be so much better without the game FUCKING SHOVING DRAGONS DOWN YOUR THROAT EVERY TEN MINUTES. Jesus fucking christ I just want to do some goddamn quests not have to put everything on hold to wait for a dragon to kill all the NPCs and fly around and NEVER FUCKING LAND and doggedly pursue me for no discernible reason. Goddamn. I think I know why I still am more fond of Oblivion than of Skyrim: Oblivion never shoved massive, NPC-killing bosses down my throat every time I just wanted to get engrossed in some quests. [editline]2nd January 2012[/editline] I'm ragequitting Skyrim to play Super Meat Boy. This should not be happening.
[QUOTE=NoShogun;34007361]I hate to rage about a game as good as Skyrim but honestly it would be so much better without the game FUCKING SHOVING DRAGONS DOWN YOUR THROAT EVERY TEN MINUTES. Jesus fucking christ I just want to do some goddamn quests not have to put everything on hold to wait for a dragon to kill all the NPCs and fly around and NEVER FUCKING LAND and doggedly pursue me for no discernible reason. Goddamn. I think I know why I still am more fond of Oblivion than of Skyrim: Oblivion never shoved massive, NPC-killing bosses down my throat every time I just wanted to get engrossed in some quests. [editline]2nd January 2012[/editline] I'm ragequitting Skyrim to play Super Meat Boy. This should not be happening.[/QUOTE] Just do not do the Bleak Falls Barrow quest in the main story, but this will prevent you from completing the civil war, because you have to learn that you are dragon-born to complete the civil war. (Bulgruuf will keep complaining about his dragon problem, so he will not speak to you untill you have dealt with the dragon)
Sheogorath is the best deadric prince because he is the only one with more character than a paper plate nailed to a board.
If I leave my little brother alone with a laptop for a while, he makes comics. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/guard4.png[/img]
[QUOTE=NoShogun;34007175]5mins in paint but it gets the point across. [IMG]http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/4009/dragonsinskyrim.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] More like: "Hey, this game has dragons in it" "Oh cool, I want to fight a dragon now" "too bad" Person walks off. Seriously though, I have to fucking chase down dragons five holds before they finally begin attacking me.
[QUOTE=Jackald;33998452]So I might be late but the Nexus is already starting to harbor terrible furry mods... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWr_dURjbIA[/media][/QUOTE] *vigurously stabs own eyes with a fork while screaming*
[QUOTE=coco911231;34007669]Sheogorath is the best deadric prince because he is the only one with more character than a paper plate nailed to a board.[/QUOTE] Well, he did take center stage in the only decent Oblivion expansion.
[QUOTE=dogmachines;34008459]Well, he did take center stage in the only decent Oblivion expansion.[/QUOTE] CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!
I find it hilarious how easily people are persuaded in this game. Imperial Soldier: hey! you're not supposed to be down here! me: it's ok i'm allowed to be here Imperial Soldier: oh ok
Yeah, like every speech check is lower than your actual starting speech for some reason.
so is anyone else here scared as fuck of swimming in games? i just started crying because a fish attacked me whiel i was swimming in creepy water and i couldn't see what was going on ):
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRnNRMmHCFo[/media] Hope I'm not late.
[QUOTE=HubmaN;34009308][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRnNRMmHCFo[/media] Hope I'm not late.[/QUOTE] ty i'm no longer crying
[QUOTE=DarkendSky;34008889]Yeah, like every speech check is lower than your actual starting speech for some reason.[/QUOTE] Well I can never make thieves fuck off, and they have good reason to when they always go down in a few seconds.
[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;34009284]so is anyone else here scared as fuck of swimming in games? i just started crying because a fish attacked me whiel i was swimming in creepy water and i couldn't see what was going on ):[/QUOTE] It doesn't help that underwater visibility in 95% of all videogames is around 5 feet in front of you.
[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;34009284]so is anyone else here scared as fuck of swimming in games? i just started crying because a fish attacked me whiel i was swimming in creepy water and i couldn't see what was going on ):[/QUOTE] Bah you should've seen it when there were real underwater enemies and dungeons in morrowind. Now there's just some shitty fish which you will almost never see because you never need to swim anywhere.
[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;34009413]It doesn't help that underwater visibility in 95% of all videogames is around 5 feet in front of you.[/QUOTE] Well to be fair, you get that feeling plus your eyes getting sore when you swim outside in real life :v:
[QUOTE=Falchion;34009435]Bah you should've seen it when there were real underwater enemies and dungeons in morrowind. Now there's just some shitty fish which you will almost never see because you never need to swim anywhere.[/QUOTE] Needs more Dreughs.
Whats the character appearance whilst on the carriage to his execution? I'm curious.
[QUOTE=dogmachines;34008459]Well, he did take center stage in the only decent Oblivion expansion.[/QUOTE] That WAS the only expansion.
You know who I really think are useless in this game? The guards! I mean, someone actually stole my sweetroll, and now I can't get it back :(
[QUOTE=ruarai;34010099]Whats the character appearance whilst on the carriage to his execution? I'm curious.[/QUOTE] Nothing. I'm serious. If you've got the PC version, use console and tfc.
Are Black-Briar mercs really just that weak, or am i so beast at archery i can kill them with a single arrow at level 5.
[QUOTE=Bl1tzX;34010368]Nothing. I'm serious. If you've got the PC version, use console and tfc.[/QUOTE] tfc doesn't show the character in first person anyway
After reaching 100 speechcraft and investing in the Riverwood trader, he now seems to have 15k even after restocking.
[QUOTE=Bl1tzX;34010368]Nothing. I'm serious. If you've got the PC version, use console and tfc.[/QUOTE] that's because you're in first person. you can enable third person in the beginning and you're a nord
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