• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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[QUOTE=Fisk;33247482]I found my self some freinds. They keep fallowing me around jumping around the rooms I am in. They also help me by jumping on traps (To show me they are there) and jumping on this guy (clue to puzzle) [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/648745380477213335/9DFB54CA90B05409515DB020ECDF93D1032ACB44/[/t] [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/648745380477209185/7FD8D8DD402F01DB5ADC728ECD2C59C7CCFF96AD/[/t] I found a few on the road and now they all keep spazing out on this door :v: [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/648745380477262753/D924F6BF88997281A366B12EFC35E742F567C869/[/t][/QUOTE] Open the door and [sp]get raped[/sp]
I love this game. I still can't figure out how to add favorites, though. It seems my "F" key won't work in menus.
Omg I need one more [U]Ectoplasm [/U]to improve my ghostblade! Please someone help me out!
Does the [sp]housecarl lady you get after Jarl makes you thane[/sp] equip anything besides helmets, weapons, and necklaces you give them or is that it?
So i recently got the game, and right now while walking back to hand in a quest, i killed a chicken... then the whiterun guards started killing me and i was like, what the fuck can't i pay you or go to jail? they weren't having any of it. Any help? also motherfucking Ansie wouldn't let me put a bucket on her head and went apeshit setting me on fire and shit.
You marry by going to Riften (South-east in the map) and buy the Amulet of Mara from one of the priests there (You first meet him in the tavern there, afterwards he'll be at the Temple of Mara) Then you find a lad or lass you did a favour/quest for at one point while carrying the amulet (Ysolda, that Nord merchant from Whiterun can be married, for example, after you gave her that Mammoth tusk). The rest explains itself.
[QUOTE=Bambo.;33247968]So i recently got the game, and right now while walking back to hand in a quest i killed a chicken... then the whiterun guards started killing me and i was like, what the fuck can't i pay you or go to jail? they weren't having any of it. Any help?[/QUOTE] Don't kill chickens?
[QUOTE=Bambo.;33247968]So i recently got the game, and right now while walking back to hand in a quest i killed a chicken... then the whiterun guards started killing me and i was like, what the fuck can't i pay you or go to jail? they weren't having any of it. Any help?[/QUOTE] As of now, chickens auto-report crimes. So yeah. Don't kill chickens or anyone in front of chickens. Especially in plain sight.
Treasure Map III's location [sp]I want to say North, but I wasn't really paying attention to the compass, of Solitude. If you go under that cool arch and keep heading straight, you should see the lighthouse icon on your compass. Just keep heading that way and when you reach it. Go around the other side of it and look for the chest.[/sp]
-snip- nevermind, found it
what do i do in that room with the lever insignias you have to turn around?
[QUOTE=Chezhead;33247957]I love this game. I still can't figure out how to add favorites, though. It seems my "F" key won't work in menus.[/QUOTE] It's the key assigned to Change POV, no matter what your inventory menu claims.
By the way, I just found my spouse again. They apparently hang out at the Temple of Mara in Riften if a companion (such as Lydia) already lives at your house.
When I returned to Dragonsreach after [sp]killing the first dragon[/sp], when the steward questioned my Dragonbornyness, I shouted FUS into his face. Everyone attacked me and killed me and my corpse landed in the fire, but by Akatosh, was it worth it. :v:
what the FUCK! I went to the college for shits and giggles, now my destruction and restoration are at 71 and my heavy armor is at 15?!?!?!? how do i fix this?!?
[QUOTE=Mercenary-;33248050]When I returned to Dragonsreach after [sp]killing the first dragon[/sp], when the steward questioned my Dragonbornyness, I shouted FUS into his face. Everyone attacked me and killed me and my corpse landed in the fire, but by Akatosh, was it worth it. :v:[/QUOTE] Believe me, I wanted to do the same, but I remembered the shouts damage people so I just stood there and looked pretty :v:
I'm sick of people saying "Well, if you ARE dragonborn..." even though they saw me FUS the shit out of a bandit. Also, I recently learned that Storm shout in the middle of a city is a terrible idea.
[QUOTE=Selek;33247804]I know for sure that Riften has one; haven't bought it yet but someone in the Keep said it.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Newbienice99;33247826]I think solitude has one, but I don't know who to buy it from.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Second-gear-of-mgear;33247846]Riften, Whiterun, Solitude, that Dwarven city in the west. I think every major city has houses you can buy. Also, how do I marry/date? And I'm concerned, am I nearing the end of the main quest, or is it just a really complex side quest? [sp]I'm taking over towns with the Storm Cloak, and I'm about to take over Solitude[/sp][/QUOTE] Thank you guys for the input, will base my decision on the city itself. I like the idea of some snowy mountain city.
I dont know what to do now, i completed the game, any ideas?
My character [I]Farty McBadass[/I] and his sidekick [I]Lydia SandwichMaker[/I] [img]http://i.imgur.com/7z6Ce.jpg[/img]
I [sp]became a Werewolf[/sp] with the companions, and boy, was it fun to slaughter an entire cave of bandits. I missed this. Why are the children such assholes in this game? Well, most of them. These two girls played tag with my Tyrannosaurus/Argonian.
[QUOTE=Robber;33247890]How do I use absorbed dragon souls?[/QUOTE] You spend harvested souls on the magic / shout menu if you discovered new words.
[QUOTE=Zar;33248078]I dont know what to do now, i completed the game, any ideas?[/QUOTE] Comapnions, Thieves Guild, Dark Brotherhood, Storm Cloaks, Alliance.
[QUOTE=TheGoodDoctorF;33248089]My character [I]Farty McBadass[/I] and his sidekick [I]Lydia SandwichMaker[/I] [img]http://i.imgur.com/7z6Ce.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] your settings look low!, what are your specs and what FPS are you getting, i need good configs for my laptop that is a little lower spec so i can get good fps to play, the game is playable but still lags out on some situation. nobody seems to be answering me on user config or ini tweaks for a lower spec config, normally when a game comes out and people tweak the ini's they make one for a good high spec pc and some people out there make good ones for lower specs but that hasn't happened yet i don't think and i am in need!
I'm a teensy bit peeved at how the Thalmor just get introduced
[QUOTE=Zar;33248078]I dont know what to do now, i completed the game, any ideas?[/QUOTE] You've.. Completed the whole game? Every side quest.. Every location in the world... Damn. How many hours did you log? I can't imaginable someone completing the game in what, three days. You must have not slept too. [sp]If you mean you beat the main quest, and not the whole game, then you should.. do the side quests?[/sp]
Are there any negatives on becoming a werewolf?
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/29080609/ScreenShot2.bmp[/img] Fuck yes.
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lukcpt5G9A1r6rzszo1_r1_500.png[/img] [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lukcpt5G9A1r6rzszo2_500.png[/img]
Main quest was boring, gonna train my smithing and make sum dragon bone armour
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