• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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[QUOTE=Shiftyze;33256151]What guild do you guys suggest I'd join? I cant decide. I don't want to be imperial because I hate those guys.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Factions[/url]
WHY DID I HAVE TO TAKE ALL MY MONEY OUT OF THE BANK! I hold the cash yet the game is so far away. Monday can't come soon enough
Hey look what I found: [thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649871336281673449/FEDC534F93161BF9D0EC63B099C0D2F80BCA1847/[/thumb] Only Skyrims Testing Hall (aka a place that has every item in the game) Bonus: [thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649871336281672486/DDD2AFCE7AAD6BAAAE282C49C0C4FF0A9939B43F/[/thumb] [B]COVERED IN BEES![/B]
how did you find that?
Does the PS3 version of Skyrim suck? Like are there any problems (framerate issues and such)?
[QUOTE=JerryK;33256203]how did you find that?[/QUOTE] Magic.
Oh that's cool how did you find it?
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;33256191]Hey look what I found: [thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649871336281673449/FEDC534F93161BF9D0EC63B099C0D2F80BCA1847/[/thumb] Only Skyrims Testing Hall (aka a place that has every item in the game) Bonus: [thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649871336281672486/DDD2AFCE7AAD6BAAAE282C49C0C4FF0A9939B43F/[/thumb] [B]COVERED IN BEES![/B][/QUOTE] where is this place
So I was out exploring near Riften just minding my own business, when I came upon a wolf in a cage, moving closer to inspect it I am ambushed by two trappers! No matter, I can handle two lowly trappers, but then suddenly out of nowhere I'm struck by Frostbite spider spit, two spiders come out of nowhere! At this point I decide to deck it, I'll let the trappers and spiders duke it out, yet as I'm fleeing I spot two black robed figures in the distance, Dark Brotherhood? No, much worse, Blooded Vampires! So now I'm being attacked by Spiders, Trappers, and Vampires. Oh and the wolf somehow found its way out of the cage. At this point I said fuck it and exited the game, of course though not without a picture to remember the moment. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/wtf_skyrim.jpg[/img] Why Skyrim? ;(
Just found a book called "troll slaying by finn" adventure time reference?
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;33256208]Magic.[/QUOTE] lemme guess you typed in the same console command used in oblivion
[QUOTE=Killerjc;33256215]where is this place[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Zeb Brown;33256210]Oh that's cool how did you find it?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=JerryK;33256203]how did you find that?[/QUOTE] open the console with ` and type in [I]player.coc QASmoke[/I] and tada, you're there, I don't suggest opening the Enchanted Items/Enchanted Armour cupboards, as they froze my game both times. There's no actual exit from there, so to get out of there you type in [B]player.coc Whiterun[/B] and that'll drop you off outside whiterun.
Is it bad that I'm a nord and I went for mage?
Ok I'm in the sewers in riften and I'm getting fluctuating FPS like a mother fucker. I'll be sitting comfortably at a steady 120 or so fps and then BAM 20 fps for a straight 4 rooms. What the hell Skyrim? Why don't you like being inside?
Holy shit this game is awesome. The amount of immersion, of townsfolk problems and the AI in general...! If not for the all boring missions "GO KILL HIM IN THAT DUNGEON ACROSS THE MAP" (really, why the fuck everyone in Tamriel are holed up in dungeons? Morrowind, Oblivion (FORTS), Skyrim...!) and petty bugs, this game is 100% goty 2011 Two things tho, 1) Why can't i reequip my both swords from the Favorites menu? I want to dual wield them, but it doesnt allow me so I need to manually get into inventory every time to dual wield my swords. 2) I just got attacked by hired thugs on the way out of Whiterun. I managed to somehow kill them by shouting my FUS on them and punching with swords, and noticed that one of them had a contract letter signed by Olfina Gray-Mane. Does she have any major impact in question or I can easily cut her throat in revenge? By the way, Bethesda, thank you for cutting throats. No need for deadly-reflex with dicks for that.
[B]Noo horse its the other way grrr [/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/K2uc3.jpg[/IMG]
Just got 100 destruction and am on the quest Destruction Ritual Spell with the power of elements book, dunno what to do anyone help?
the game was loading in and I decided to read what it said on the back of the box (for the game, that is), and I read sexual themes. I see no sexual themes.
[QUOTE=Laferio;33256264]the game was loading in and I decided to read what it said on the back of the box (for the game, that is), and I read sexual themes. I see no sexual themes.[/QUOTE] Beards.
[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;33256251]Holy shit this game is awesome. The amount of immersion, of townsfolk problems and the AI in general...! If not for the all boring missions "GO KILL HIM IN THAT DUNGEON ACROSS THE MAP" (really, why the fuck everyone in Tamriel are holed up in dungeons? Morrowind, Oblivion (FORTS), Skyrim...!) and petty bugs, this game is 100% goty 2011 Two things tho, 1) Why can't i reequip my both swords from the Favorites menu? I want to dual wield them, but it doesnt allow me so I need to manually get into inventory every time to dual wield my swords. 2) I just got attacked by hired thugs on the way out of Whiterun. I managed to somehow kill them by shouting my FUS on them and punching with swords, and noticed that one of them had a contract letter signed by Olfina Gray-Mane. Does she have any major impact in question or I can easily cut her throat in revenge? By the way, Bethesda, thank you for cutting throats. No need for deadly-reflex with dicks for that.[/QUOTE] 1. you can, but maybe your game is being buggy 2. not that I know of, just go for it
[QUOTE=Laferio;33256264]the game was loading in and I decided to read what it said on the back of the box (for the game, that is), and I read sexual themes. I see no sexual themes.[/QUOTE] Sexual themes. [sp]I was talking to someone and it eventually turned to how she was raped as a young woman for almost a week by the bandits that kidnapped her.[/sp]
God damn it. I was infiltrating the Golden Glow Estate as per the Thieve's Guild's request. So far so good, I hadn't been spotted and was almost at the Beehives, when suddenly... [IMG]http://i557.photobucket.com/albums/ss19/Insomnia4705/TESV2011-11-1318-59-10-38.jpg[/IMG] I was looking forward to getting in and out without killing anyone. Now everyone is already dead.
Everyone in skyrim is so negative and pessimistic. Every time I take a quest and come back, they go "Oh I didn't expect you to return, but good you did". Happened to me with so many quests.
OK, so I was getting those FPS dips like crazy. Turns out, for some reason, alt-tabbing and going back in gets my fps back up to 80 indoors but it eventually goes back down to the 30s for some reason. It especially dips after entering a place that needs a loading screen, hopefully I can just use alt tabbing to get around these dips until a fix comes out.
Dammit. You can't break into the Thalmor Embassy. :< You can shout through the fence to get their attention, you can even fight them, but there's only one door and it's locked. And none of them will open it. I'm trying to get my Thalmor wizard robes early, and the game won't let me. :(
It also loves to crash! GOD DAMNIT
Anyone else having a problem where the game minimizes randomly? I have shut off basically everything but Steam and the game and yet it persists.
So, having a problem. Playing console version (yeah, fuck my life), and I cant advance in the main quest. I'm on "Season Unending", the quest where you have to organize the peace meeting, and I cant seem to talk to Ulfric because of another quest I started long ago to join the Stormcloaks. Ulfric tells me to talk to Galmar, and Galmar just keeps acting like a fucker and says "Im not sure how you convinced ulfric to talk to the imperials.." or some shit like that. Google'd it and came up with about 1 result console related which said just to revert save but within this time frame I've already completed the Dark Brotherhood, Thieves, and Companions quest lines. Anyone have any suggestions of what I can do? Has this happened to anyone?
Jarl of Marketh, you're such a fucking dick, I've killed 2 dragons and taken on three entire groups of bandits on my fucking own, give me the fucking house already! (At which point I'd still have to pay for it.)
[QUOTE=Maloof?;33255853]I don't even remember CHOOSING[/QUOTE] Likewise, Intro Spoilers [sp] Ralof just went into the keep and Hadvar told me not to go, I just went "OH WELL I'M GOING IN, FUCK YOU GUYS!" since I didn't want to be turned into toast by the dragon. [/sp]
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